Cogintius stops him before Dave goes out of existence. "Now, let's not utterly destroy him. How about creating something new, transforming him into a reminder of foolishness..." He muses.
What do you have in mind?
"I'm thinking something dumb, to start off, since he defied knowledge. It's rather symbolic."
"Wait, I know the perfect thing. All in this uprising shall be punished perfectly, a big gibbering cult of blabbering mouths and eyes." He begins a ritual to turn all who rebelled into the first gibbering mouthers.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*edit: Dave is a mortal, but starts the Church of Normalcy, and teaches everyone that the way to happiness is being normal. Their religious dress is blue button-ups and khakis and they are required to wear it at all times. He has no power but he has tens of thousands of loyal followers*
*Here we go he says he's just a mortal not a greater will*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*My mistake! I was here when he introed, and he said he was a god at that point but I had to go to bed immediately afterward, so I didn't see that post. Keep doing what you're dong, I guess.*
Podmorski is humming to itself, drawing in mortals from far and wide. Comfort and warmth await them inside the living hotel, or so it claims. It speaks not in words, but in feelings. Anything you want, anything you want... anything you want, anything you want...
The mortals who rebelled have fully turned into the first gibbering mouthers. Dave is about to be transformed, so he better run now if he wants to not be turned into this work of art that is the gibbering mouther.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Any they consume shall join the mass. I shall send them somewhere else, like caves or elsewhere, so that they don't harm the mortal population that still has their wits about them."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"I'm thinking something dumb, to start off, since he defied knowledge. It's rather symbolic."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
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"Wait, I know the perfect thing. All in this uprising shall be punished perfectly, a big gibbering cult of blabbering mouths and eyes." He begins a ritual to turn all who rebelled into the first gibbering mouthers.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The red eyed man sees this and laughs
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Cogintius turns, stopping the ritual (and giving the mortals a chance to run). "Fool! Don't disturb this!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*A reminder: Greater Will powers do not work on other Greater wills!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Why would I disturb such a work of beauty?'
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*I'm pretty sure Dave said he's a mortal not a greater will right? I'll check to.make sure*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*Dave is literally just a human*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Cogintius rolls his eyes and goes back to the ritual.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*Here we go he says he's just a mortal not a greater will*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*My mistake! I was here when he introed, and he said he was a god at that point but I had to go to bed immediately afterward, so I didn't see that post. Keep doing what you're dong, I guess.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Podmorski is humming to itself, drawing in mortals from far and wide. Comfort and warmth await them inside the living hotel, or so it claims. It speaks not in words, but in feelings. Anything you want, anything you want... anything you want, anything you want...
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*anyone wanna rp on the Gay Turnip?*
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The mortals who rebelled have fully turned into the first gibbering mouthers. Dave is about to be transformed, so he better run now if he wants to not be turned into this work of art that is the gibbering mouther.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
'You are a great craftsman'
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"Oh, these things? These are merely a punishment for thinking they can rebel."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
'Well, it is an excellent punishment. What now, do you make them eat each other?'
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"Any they consume shall join the mass. I shall send them somewhere else, like caves or elsewhere, so that they don't harm the mortal population that still has their wits about them."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Podmorski's exterior speakers begin to play a song.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'You want to send them underground? I have an idea...'
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