"I see... Do you know why Arsendir jumped at the chance to propose this whole... thing to you? Because I certainly don't- well, I can think of one reason, but that's besides the point."
"I care not for your theories. Whatever you say cannot be trusted. Your attempts to sow discord amongst the Mythos will not succeed."
"Alright- not what I was trying to do, but alright. Listen, I don't have any plans to try and get back at any of you- I may be bitter about it, but I know when I've lost." They pause, not having the energy to keep up an argument after several days of rigorous travel.
"A wise choice, considering your current position. Now, if you are finished, I have matters to attend to."
"Well, I do have one question left: Do you have Balatro's Artifact from my old temple? I was hoping to meet with them- you know, extend an olive branch of sorts- and I want to return it to them. It's not like I can even use it if I wanted to, so I might as well give it back to its rightful owner."
"No. Now, begone." He teleports away.
"Wha- Fine, then! I'll find it myself!" She storms off in a much less literal sense than they did before.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The swimming giant of the pool stops upon 'hearing' his greetings, and begins to move towards's the amber liquid's surface. As it does, the vines and scales and patches of chitin all about the creature shift and fold into themselves, their form growing smaller and less immediately monstrous over time. By the time Orchid breaches the pool and steps out onto the floor around it, they appear like a humanoid figure- albeit one entirely made of twisting vines, roots, thorns, flowers of blue and pink and amber, chitin, and patches of reptilian scales. A pair of cicada-like wings fold out from their back, and they have the characteristic split jaw, fangs, and forked tongue of a serpent. Their eyes lock with his- three vertical slit pupils in a vertical line in each, with an ever-shifting whirlwind of blue and pink and amber hues filling the rest of their eyes.
"Hi there! Who are you?"
The child seems to be where the voice came from, they aren’t wearing much, what appears to be some kind of medical robes, stark white, and they have what seems to be an red up arrow attached to their head, atop their hair. The Bed leans down to Orchid, the spikes on the front two wheels shifting to hands as it stands up straight, Orchid can sense that the Bed is the child’s true artifact. They seem to be asleep, and yet still able to speak and be conscious at all times “I am… you may call me Bedman. I find this place fascinating, beautiful, surreal. Did you conceive and create this place?”
"Yes- I grew it all myself, in fact! I am Orchid, a Will of Nature and Alchemy, and devout follower of Savut. What brings you to my domain?"
“The curiosity of a child. I have not seen anything like this before in my life. I am a Will of Knowledge and Arcana, I swear no alliance just yet, other than possibly Rendy.”
He turns around, pausing the game “Hey, would you like to take a seat?” He slaps the other side of the couch “I can teach you how to play if you want.”
Phantom, utterly bewildered but very curious would float over and plop down on the couch.
Happy passes him a controller “Oh yeah, by the way, I’m Happy Chaos, who are you?” He unpauses the game, teaching him how to play in between sentences.
“Oh, I’m Phantom. So you are that Hapoy guy that Szerucharz mentioned” Phantom replies as he takes the controller, looking at it.
“Yep, what did Scerucharz say about me?” He says, teaching him what every button does, taking it slow because this is new to him.
The swimming giant of the pool stops upon 'hearing' his greetings, and begins to move towards's the amber liquid's surface. As it does, the vines and scales and patches of chitin all about the creature shift and fold into themselves, their form growing smaller and less immediately monstrous over time. By the time Orchid breaches the pool and steps out onto the floor around it, they appear like a humanoid figure- albeit one entirely made of twisting vines, roots, thorns, flowers of blue and pink and amber, chitin, and patches of reptilian scales. A pair of cicada-like wings fold out from their back, and they have the characteristic split jaw, fangs, and forked tongue of a serpent. Their eyes lock with his- three vertical slit pupils in a vertical line in each, with an ever-shifting whirlwind of blue and pink and amber hues filling the rest of their eyes.
"Hi there! Who are you?"
The child seems to be where the voice came from, they aren’t wearing much, what appears to be some kind of medical robes, stark white, and they have what seems to be an red up arrow attached to their head, atop their hair. The Bed leans down to Orchid, the spikes on the front two wheels shifting to hands as it stands up straight, Orchid can sense that the Bed is the child’s true artifact. They seem to be asleep, and yet still able to speak and be conscious at all times “I am… you may call me Bedman. I find this place fascinating, beautiful, surreal. Did you conceive and create this place?”
"Yes- I grew it all myself, in fact! I am Orchid, a Will of Nature and Alchemy, and devout follower of Savut. What brings you to my domain?"
“The curiosity of a child. I have not seen anything like this before in my life. I am a Will of Knowledge and Arcana, I swear no alliance just yet, other than possibly Rendy.”
"Oh, Rendy! I remember him from the City of Order! How have they been? It's been so long since I left the area around the swamp."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
He turns around, pausing the game “Hey, would you like to take a seat?” He slaps the other side of the couch “I can teach you how to play if you want.”
Phantom, utterly bewildered but very curious would float over and plop down on the couch.
Happy passes him a controller “Oh yeah, by the way, I’m Happy Chaos, who are you?” He unpauses the game, teaching him how to play in between sentences.
“Oh, I’m Phantom. So you are that Hapoy guy that Szerucharz mentioned” Phantom replies as he takes the controller, looking at it.
“Yep, what did Scerucharz say about me?” He says, teaching him what every button does, taking it slow because this is new to him.
“That you are dangerous and a nuisance. So…is this some sort of game?” Phantom asks.
He turns around, pausing the game “Hey, would you like to take a seat?” He slaps the other side of the couch “I can teach you how to play if you want.”
Phantom, utterly bewildered but very curious would float over and plop down on the couch.
Happy passes him a controller “Oh yeah, by the way, I’m Happy Chaos, who are you?” He unpauses the game, teaching him how to play in between sentences.
“Oh, I’m Phantom. So you are that Hapoy guy that Szerucharz mentioned” Phantom replies as he takes the controller, looking at it.
“Yep, what did Scerucharz say about me?” He says, teaching him what every button does, taking it slow because this is new to him.
“That you are dangerous and a nuisance. So…is this some sort of game?” Phantom asks.
“I am a danger, and nuisance is just rude, although accurate. Yes this is a game, I won’t explain how it works, it’s complex, but the buttons will effect what happens on the screen.”
The swimming giant of the pool stops upon 'hearing' his greetings, and begins to move towards's the amber liquid's surface. As it does, the vines and scales and patches of chitin all about the creature shift and fold into themselves, their form growing smaller and less immediately monstrous over time. By the time Orchid breaches the pool and steps out onto the floor around it, they appear like a humanoid figure- albeit one entirely made of twisting vines, roots, thorns, flowers of blue and pink and amber, chitin, and patches of reptilian scales. A pair of cicada-like wings fold out from their back, and they have the characteristic split jaw, fangs, and forked tongue of a serpent. Their eyes lock with his- three vertical slit pupils in a vertical line in each, with an ever-shifting whirlwind of blue and pink and amber hues filling the rest of their eyes.
"Hi there! Who are you?"
The child seems to be where the voice came from, they aren’t wearing much, what appears to be some kind of medical robes, stark white, and they have what seems to be an red up arrow attached to their head, atop their hair. The Bed leans down to Orchid, the spikes on the front two wheels shifting to hands as it stands up straight, Orchid can sense that the Bed is the child’s true artifact. They seem to be asleep, and yet still able to speak and be conscious at all times “I am… you may call me Bedman. I find this place fascinating, beautiful, surreal. Did you conceive and create this place?”
"Yes- I grew it all myself, in fact! I am Orchid, a Will of Nature and Alchemy, and devout follower of Savut. What brings you to my domain?"
“The curiosity of a child. I have not seen anything like this before in my life. I am a Will of Knowledge and Arcana, I swear no alliance just yet, other than possibly Rendy.”
"Oh, Rendy! I remember him from the City of Order! How have they been? It's been so long since I left the area around the swamp."
“They have been as good as they always are I assume. They have been helping my sister to be able to experience the world with little issue. You might want to see the world more often.”
The swimming giant of the pool stops upon 'hearing' his greetings, and begins to move towards's the amber liquid's surface. As it does, the vines and scales and patches of chitin all about the creature shift and fold into themselves, their form growing smaller and less immediately monstrous over time. By the time Orchid breaches the pool and steps out onto the floor around it, they appear like a humanoid figure- albeit one entirely made of twisting vines, roots, thorns, flowers of blue and pink and amber, chitin, and patches of reptilian scales. A pair of cicada-like wings fold out from their back, and they have the characteristic split jaw, fangs, and forked tongue of a serpent. Their eyes lock with his- three vertical slit pupils in a vertical line in each, with an ever-shifting whirlwind of blue and pink and amber hues filling the rest of their eyes.
"Hi there! Who are you?"
The child seems to be where the voice came from, they aren’t wearing much, what appears to be some kind of medical robes, stark white, and they have what seems to be an red up arrow attached to their head, atop their hair. The Bed leans down to Orchid, the spikes on the front two wheels shifting to hands as it stands up straight, Orchid can sense that the Bed is the child’s true artifact. They seem to be asleep, and yet still able to speak and be conscious at all times “I am… you may call me Bedman. I find this place fascinating, beautiful, surreal. Did you conceive and create this place?”
"Yes- I grew it all myself, in fact! I am Orchid, a Will of Nature and Alchemy, and devout follower of Savut. What brings you to my domain?"
“The curiosity of a child. I have not seen anything like this before in my life. I am a Will of Knowledge and Arcana, I swear no alliance just yet, other than possibly Rendy.”
"Oh, Rendy! I remember him from the City of Order! How have they been? It's been so long since I left the area around the swamp."
“They have been as good as they always are I assume. They have been helping my sister to be able to experience the world with little issue. You might want to see the world more often.”
"That's great! I've been meaning to go and meet with the other Wills in the realm- it's just I had work to do first with... well, all of this!" They gesture to the whole of the room, and presumably, the tree as a whole. "Well, now that this work is done, I might get to travel a bit again. Are there any big landmarks and such I should visit first?"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The swimming giant of the pool stops upon 'hearing' his greetings, and begins to move towards's the amber liquid's surface. As it does, the vines and scales and patches of chitin all about the creature shift and fold into themselves, their form growing smaller and less immediately monstrous over time. By the time Orchid breaches the pool and steps out onto the floor around it, they appear like a humanoid figure- albeit one entirely made of twisting vines, roots, thorns, flowers of blue and pink and amber, chitin, and patches of reptilian scales. A pair of cicada-like wings fold out from their back, and they have the characteristic split jaw, fangs, and forked tongue of a serpent. Their eyes lock with his- three vertical slit pupils in a vertical line in each, with an ever-shifting whirlwind of blue and pink and amber hues filling the rest of their eyes.
"Hi there! Who are you?"
The child seems to be where the voice came from, they aren’t wearing much, what appears to be some kind of medical robes, stark white, and they have what seems to be an red up arrow attached to their head, atop their hair. The Bed leans down to Orchid, the spikes on the front two wheels shifting to hands as it stands up straight, Orchid can sense that the Bed is the child’s true artifact. They seem to be asleep, and yet still able to speak and be conscious at all times “I am… you may call me Bedman. I find this place fascinating, beautiful, surreal. Did you conceive and create this place?”
"Yes- I grew it all myself, in fact! I am Orchid, a Will of Nature and Alchemy, and devout follower of Savut. What brings you to my domain?"
“The curiosity of a child. I have not seen anything like this before in my life. I am a Will of Knowledge and Arcana, I swear no alliance just yet, other than possibly Rendy.”
"Oh, Rendy! I remember him from the City of Order! How have they been? It's been so long since I left the area around the swamp."
“They have been as good as they always are I assume. They have been helping my sister to be able to experience the world with little issue. You might want to see the world more often.”
"That's great! I've been meaning to go and meet with the other Wills in the realm- it's just I had work to do first with... well, all of this!" They gesture to the whole of the room, and presumably, the tree as a whole. "Well, now that this work is done, I might get to travel a bit again. Are there any big landmarks and such I should visit first?"
“There is a frozen wasteland created by a will that no longer has the title of will, several destroyed villages, a new city, and kingdom that has seemed to be made by a storm colossus who is another will, and my home outside of space.” They says, their mouth never moving and their eyes never opening.
“I am a danger, and nuisance is just rude, although accurate. Yes this is a game, I won’t explain how it works, it’s complex, but the buttons will effect what happens on the screen.”
“Alright, I guess I’ll just figure it out as I go”
“I am a danger, and nuisance is just rude, although accurate. Yes this is a game, I won’t explain how it works, it’s complex, but the buttons will effect what happens on the screen.”
“Alright, I guess I’ll just figure it out as I go”
“Oh trust me, you won’t. I will help you through it though.” He begins to help as he plays.
Since automation is gonna take all our jobs, I used some to make ✨incorrect Smorgasbord quotes ✨ (Link if y'all want it)
Happy Chaos: Hey, Cogintius, do you have feelings for me?
Cogintius: Yeah, anger.
The Swarm (just imagine it with glitchy text): You have Crayons?
Herionidus: Yes, I have—
The Swarm: You're— how old are you?
Herionidus: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
And I couldn't get any other good/fitting quotes... :(
Cogintius has made a wanted poster of Sarahphym, unaware she's been turned mortal already, and is copying it using arcane power. Suddenly his guards enter the T.O.M, inform him of someone seeking an audience, and he goes off to the wards to grant it.
The void is watching the Herionidans build.
The tree of divinity is growing more and more. It creates more and more animals, such as horses, leopards, and rabbits. The tiniest bit of fruit is starting to grow on it, but it'll take an extremely long time to grow fully and is currently not able to be consumed.
<For after you finish the scene with Sarahphym>
Shortly after Cogintius meets with the now mortal Sarahphym, his guards return to his T.O.M., telling him another person has asked for his audience. They warn him about the swords, and the threatening gestures he first made when he arrived, and the strange garments he wears.
*I was thinking more he meets Sarahphym on the way, but this makes more sense lol*
He nods. "Worry not, I will be fine." He then teleports back to the entrance to meet with the visitor.
<I think both ideas make sense, actually>
The entity see Cogintius coming from a long time away. A golden aura surrounds him, appearing as parchment and paper, with runes dancing in between. From his memories, he catches a glimpse of a face, sharp as glass-no, ice, with piercing eyes. He seems slightly relieved yet annoyed. The visions stop suddenly, as does the aura. The entity stares up at the face of Cogintius through the shimmering walls of the ward. He signs at Cogintius.
What was signed: D-A-N-N-Y said you are smart know about domains. I need help.
What was implied/meant: Danny said that you were intelligent and know about domains. I need help.
He completely understands and speaks back. "Ah, is it knowledge that you seek? I shall grant it to you. What in particular do you wish to know about domains?" He teleports away, then teleports back, holding a large tome: 'The Nature Of Greater Wills'.
Orchid seems ecstatic. "Oh, those all sound like wonderful places to see! Maybe the... unoccupied places might even be good spots to make more gardens like this. Oh, I suppose I've been asking you quite a few questions- if you have any, I can answer some."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Orchid seems ecstatic. "Oh, those all sound like wonderful places to see! Maybe the... unoccupied places might even be good spots to make more gardens like this. Oh, I suppose I've been asking you quite a few questions- if you have any, I can answer some."
“I have been forced to do worse things then answer some questions. What do you have to ask, I will answer how I feel.”
He completely understands and speaks back. "Ah, is it knowledge that you seek? I shall grant it to you. What in particular do you wish to know about domains?" He teleports away, then teleports back, holding a large tome: 'The Nature Of Greater Wills'.
<That fake quotes thing is too funny. I made a couple between the entity and Dominition>
<The entity: Hey Dominition, do you have any hobbies? Dominition: Swimming.. The entity: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to- Dominition: In a pool of confusion and regret.>
<The entity: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. Dominition: Oh, that was all real. The entity: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! Dominition: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.>
<Ok back to the topic at hand>
The entity stares at it.
What was signed:U-M okay. So that say how get Domain? Or name?
What was implied/meant:Um... ok. So does that say how you get a domain? Or a name?
He completely understands and speaks back. "Ah, is it knowledge that you seek? I shall grant it to you. What in particular do you wish to know about domains?" He teleports away, then teleports back, holding a large tome: 'The Nature Of Greater Wills'.
<That fake quotes thing is too funny. I made a couple between the entity and Dominition>
<The entity: Hey Dominition, do you have any hobbies? Dominition: Swimming.. The entity: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to- Dominition: In a pool of confusion and regret.>
<The entity: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. Dominition: Oh, that was all real. The entity: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! Dominition: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.>
<Ok back to the topic at hand>
The entity stares at it.
What was signed:U-M okay. So that say how get Domain? Or name?
What was implied/meant:Um... ok. So does that say how you get a domain? Or a name?
It looks like he's skipping through the pages really quickly to get to a specific chapter, until he reaches the end and the entity realizes he read the whole book.
"Domains tend to arrive naturally to Wills when they gain strength. You should have gained one when you became a Will. As for a name, that is something given to you either by yourself or others. It is simply what you are referred to as, and there is not a complicated process to it."
Since automation is gonna take all our jobs, I used some to make ✨incorrect Smorgasbord quotes ✨ (Link if y'all want it)
Happy Chaos: Hey, Cogintius, do you have feelings for me?
Cogintius: Yeah, anger.
The Swarm (just imagine it with glitchy text): You have Crayons?
Herionidus: Yes, I have—
The Swarm: You're— how old are you?
Herionidus: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
And I couldn't get any other good/fitting quotes... :(
*How does almost every meme manage to have Happy Chaos in it, honestly. It’s surprising at this point.*
“I am a danger, and nuisance is just rude, although accurate. Yes this is a game, I won’t explain how it works, it’s complex, but the buttons will effect what happens on the screen.”
“Alright, I guess I’ll just figure it out as I go”
“Oh trust me, you won’t. I will help you through it though.” He begins to help as he plays.
Phantom is confused for most of it, but his teenage brain finds it fun nonetheless.
Since automation is gonna take all our jobs, I used some to make ✨incorrect Smorgasbord quotes ✨ (Link if y'all want it)
Happy Chaos: Hey, Cogintius, do you have feelings for me?
Cogintius: Yeah, anger.
The Swarm (just imagine it with glitchy text): You have Crayons?
Herionidus: Yes, I have—
The Swarm: You're— how old are you?
Herionidus: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
And I couldn't get any other good/fitting quotes... :(
*How does almost every meme manage to have Happy Chaos in it, honestly. It’s surprising at this point.*
<Quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read:>
Person 3: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads. Person 1: Yeah, it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off. Person 2: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We’re safe now. Person 4: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.
and another one
Gamma: Why is beta crying on the floor?
Delta: He took one of those What Type of Person Are You? quizzes
"Wha- Fine, then! I'll find it myself!" She storms off in a much less literal sense than they did before.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“The curiosity of a child. I have not seen anything like this before in my life. I am a Will of Knowledge and Arcana, I swear no alliance just yet, other than possibly Rendy.”
“Yep, what did Scerucharz say about me?” He says, teaching him what every button does, taking it slow because this is new to him.
"Oh, Rendy! I remember him from the City of Order! How have they been? It's been so long since I left the area around the swamp."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“That you are dangerous and a nuisance. So…is this some sort of game?” Phantom asks.
“I am a danger, and nuisance is just rude, although accurate. Yes this is a game, I won’t explain how it works, it’s complex, but the buttons will effect what happens on the screen.”
“They have been as good as they always are I assume. They have been helping my sister to be able to experience the world with little issue. You might want to see the world more often.”
"That's great! I've been meaning to go and meet with the other Wills in the realm- it's just I had work to do first with... well, all of this!" They gesture to the whole of the room, and presumably, the tree as a whole. "Well, now that this work is done, I might get to travel a bit again. Are there any big landmarks and such I should visit first?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“There is a frozen wasteland created by a will that no longer has the title of will, several destroyed villages, a new city, and kingdom that has seemed to be made by a storm colossus who is another will, and my home outside of space.” They says, their mouth never moving and their eyes never opening.
“Alright, I guess I’ll just figure it out as I go”
“Oh trust me, you won’t. I will help you through it though.” He begins to help as he plays.
*Memeeeeeee*
Since automation is gonna take all our jobs, I used some to make ✨incorrect Smorgasbord quotes ✨ (Link if y'all want it)
Happy Chaos: Hey, Cogintius, do you have feelings for me?
Cogintius: Yeah, anger.
The Swarm (just imagine it with glitchy text): You have Crayons?
Herionidus: Yes, I have—
The Swarm: You're— how old are you?
Herionidus: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
And I couldn't get any other good/fitting quotes... :(
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
He completely understands and speaks back. "Ah, is it knowledge that you seek? I shall grant it to you. What in particular do you wish to know about domains?" He teleports away, then teleports back, holding a large tome: 'The Nature Of Greater Wills'.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Orchid seems ecstatic. "Oh, those all sound like wonderful places to see! Maybe the... unoccupied places might even be good spots to make more gardens like this. Oh, I suppose I've been asking you quite a few questions- if you have any, I can answer some."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“I have been forced to do worse things then answer some questions. What do you have to ask, I will answer how I feel.”
<That fake quotes thing is too funny. I made a couple between the entity and Dominition>
<The entity: Hey Dominition, do you have any hobbies?
Dominition: Swimming..
The entity: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Dominition: In a pool of confusion and regret.>
<The entity: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Dominition: Oh, that was all real.
The entity: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Dominition: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.>
<Ok back to the topic at hand>
The entity stares at it.
What was signed:U-M okay. So that say how get Domain? Or name?
What was implied/meant:Um... ok. So does that say how you get a domain? Or a name?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
It looks like he's skipping through the pages really quickly to get to a specific chapter, until he reaches the end and the entity realizes he read the whole book.
"Domains tend to arrive naturally to Wills when they gain strength. You should have gained one when you became a Will. As for a name, that is something given to you either by yourself or others. It is simply what you are referred to as, and there is not a complicated process to it."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*How does almost every meme manage to have Happy Chaos in it, honestly. It’s surprising at this point.*
Phantom is confused for most of it, but his teenage brain finds it fun nonetheless.
”So, how’s you end up here?”
<Quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read:>
Person 3: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.
Person 1: Yeah, it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.
Person 2: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We’re safe now.
Person 4: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.
and another one
Gamma: Why is beta crying on the floor?
Delta: He took one of those What Type of Person Are You? quizzes
Gamma: And?
Delta: He got Alpha.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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