A pelican flaps out of the Bloody Barnacle tavern. His beady eyes survey his wondrous surroundings. The pelican now has access to the multiverse.
Riftian approaches the pelican. "Uh... I've never seen a bird come in here before... Can you talk? What's your name?"
The pelican's bill seems to curve into a sly smile. You know beaks aren't able to do that, but somehow this pelican looks like it is grinning at you. Then it opens its huge beak and croaks, "Yes, I can talk and you may call me Pelican, for that is what I am. You say I am the only bird here?" He holds his wings slightly open around him as he puffs out his feathery chest.
A pelican flaps out of the Bloody Barnacle tavern. His beady eyes survey his wondrous surroundings. The pelican now has access to the multiverse.
Riftian approaches the pelican. "Uh... I've never seen a bird come in here before... Can you talk? What's your name?"
The pelican's bill seems to curve into a sly smile. You know beaks aren't able to do that, but somehow this pelican looks like it is grinning at you. Then it opens its huge beak and croaks, "Yes, I can talk and you may call me Pelican, for that is what I am. You say I am the only bird here?" He holds his wings slightly open around him as he puffs out his feathery chest.
"The only one I know of. What brings you to the Nexus?"
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A pelican flaps out of the Bloody Barnacle tavern. His beady eyes survey his wondrous surroundings. The pelican now has access to the multiverse.
Riftian approaches the pelican. "Uh... I've never seen a bird come in here before... Can you talk? What's your name?"
The pelican's bill seems to curve into a sly smile. You know beaks aren't able to do that, but somehow this pelican looks like it is grinning at you. Then it opens its huge beak and croaks, "Yes, I can talk and you may call me Pelican, for that is what I am. You say I am the only bird here?" He holds his wings slightly open around him as he puffs out his feathery chest.
"The only one I know of. What brings you to the Nexus?"
"A door. Is there anything good here to eat?" He clacks his bill hungrily.
A pelican flaps out of the Bloody Barnacle tavern. His beady eyes survey his wondrous surroundings. The pelican now has access to the multiverse.
Riftian approaches the pelican. "Uh... I've never seen a bird come in here before... Can you talk? What's your name?"
The pelican's bill seems to curve into a sly smile. You know beaks aren't able to do that, but somehow this pelican looks like it is grinning at you. Then it opens its huge beak and croaks, "Yes, I can talk and you may call me Pelican, for that is what I am. You say I am the only bird here?" He holds his wings slightly open around him as he puffs out his feathery chest.
"The only one I know of. What brings you to the Nexus?"
"A door. Is there anything good here to eat?" He clacks his bill hungrily.
"Well, if you want food I'd recommend the Crispy Rift."
*Ngl I feel like this tavern is most of the time the same process: character comes out of portal, Riftian greets them, potentially points them towards the Crispy Rift... I'll get into making the Nexus more interesting at some point in the future*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A pelican flaps out of the Bloody Barnacle tavern. His beady eyes survey his wondrous surroundings. The pelican now has access to the multiverse.
Riftian approaches the pelican. "Uh... I've never seen a bird come in here before... Can you talk? What's your name?"
The pelican's bill seems to curve into a sly smile. You know beaks aren't able to do that, but somehow this pelican looks like it is grinning at you. Then it opens its huge beak and croaks, "Yes, I can talk and you may call me Pelican, for that is what I am. You say I am the only bird here?" He holds his wings slightly open around him as he puffs out his feathery chest.
"The only one I know of. What brings you to the Nexus?"
"A door. Is there anything good here to eat?" He clacks his bill hungrily.
"Well, if you want food I'd recommend the Crispy Rift."
*Ngl I feel like this tavern is most of the time the same process: character comes out of portal, Riftian greets them, potentially points them towards the Crispy Rift... I'll get into making the Nexus more interesting at some point in the future*
*That's because the tavern is still young. Once characters start doing their own thing here things will start happening. It is kind of a midpoint place though.*
"Crispy Rift." repeats Pelican. He looks towards the tavern and then swings his bill at you, "What are you?"
A pelican flaps out of the Bloody Barnacle tavern. His beady eyes survey his wondrous surroundings. The pelican now has access to the multiverse.
Riftian approaches the pelican. "Uh... I've never seen a bird come in here before... Can you talk? What's your name?"
The pelican's bill seems to curve into a sly smile. You know beaks aren't able to do that, but somehow this pelican looks like it is grinning at you. Then it opens its huge beak and croaks, "Yes, I can talk and you may call me Pelican, for that is what I am. You say I am the only bird here?" He holds his wings slightly open around him as he puffs out his feathery chest.
"The only one I know of. What brings you to the Nexus?"
"A door. Is there anything good here to eat?" He clacks his bill hungrily.
"Well, if you want food I'd recommend the Crispy Rift."
*Ngl I feel like this tavern is most of the time the same process: character comes out of portal, Riftian greets them, potentially points them towards the Crispy Rift... I'll get into making the Nexus more interesting at some point in the future*
*That's because the tavern is still young. Once characters start doing their own thing here things will start happening. It is kind of a midpoint place though.*
"Crispy Rift." repeats Pelican. He looks towards the tavern and then swings his bill at you, "What are you?"
*Hmmm good point.*
"I'm Riftian. I'm the caretaker of these portals and I greet intersected threads. As for what I am, I honestly don't know. Some theorize we're ancient fey, sorcerers born with high amounts of magic, even gods. The only person who might know is the Council, but he's reclusive."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A pelican flaps out of the Bloody Barnacle tavern. His beady eyes survey his wondrous surroundings. The pelican now has access to the multiverse.
Riftian approaches the pelican. "Uh... I've never seen a bird come in here before... Can you talk? What's your name?"
The pelican's bill seems to curve into a sly smile. You know beaks aren't able to do that, but somehow this pelican looks like it is grinning at you. Then it opens its huge beak and croaks, "Yes, I can talk and you may call me Pelican, for that is what I am. You say I am the only bird here?" He holds his wings slightly open around him as he puffs out his feathery chest.
"The only one I know of. What brings you to the Nexus?"
"A door. Is there anything good here to eat?" He clacks his bill hungrily.
"Well, if you want food I'd recommend the Crispy Rift."
*Ngl I feel like this tavern is most of the time the same process: character comes out of portal, Riftian greets them, potentially points them towards the Crispy Rift... I'll get into making the Nexus more interesting at some point in the future*
*That's because the tavern is still young. Once characters start doing their own thing here things will start happening. It is kind of a midpoint place though.*
"Crispy Rift." repeats Pelican. He looks towards the tavern and then swings his bill at you, "What are you?"
*Hmmm good point.*
"I'm Riftian. I'm the caretaker of these portals and I greet intersected threads. As for what I am, I honestly don't know. Some theorize we're ancient fey, sorcerers born with high amounts of magic, even gods. The only person who might know is the Council, but he's reclusive."
The pelican bobs his head slightly. "Well, I'm hungry and I'd like to fill my bill in the tavern. Pleasure to meet you Riftian." He dips his beak in a sort of bow and then waddles off to the tavern.
*might as well intersect some of my threads, cause why not*
Suddenly, a square shape appears on an empty plot in the rift area. It turns into a pristinely clean and shiny floor. 4 pillars appear at the corners, with carvings of a square shaped Roomba defeating bunnies made of dust. The portal flickers into existence.
The Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult has arrived.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The pelican's bill seems to curve into a sly smile. You know beaks aren't able to do that, but somehow this pelican looks like it is grinning at you. Then it opens its huge beak and croaks, "Yes, I can talk and you may call me Pelican, for that is what I am. You say I am the only bird here?" He holds his wings slightly open around him as he puffs out his feathery chest.
"The only one I know of. What brings you to the Nexus?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"A door. Is there anything good here to eat?" He clacks his bill hungrily.
"Well, if you want food I'd recommend the Crispy Rift."
*Ngl I feel like this tavern is most of the time the same process: character comes out of portal, Riftian greets them, potentially points them towards the Crispy Rift... I'll get into making the Nexus more interesting at some point in the future*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Uh can I send a character from FryDoodles’s Pokemon, Smoke and Mirrors thread in here?
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
Oh and….. sweater?
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*That's because the tavern is still young. Once characters start doing their own thing here things will start happening. It is kind of a midpoint place though.*
"Crispy Rift." repeats Pelican. He looks towards the tavern and then swings his bill at you, "What are you?"
*I mean, the old version has intersected... Don't know if that counts or not?*
*Hmmm good point.*
"I'm Riftian. I'm the caretaker of these portals and I greet intersected threads. As for what I am, I honestly don't know. Some theorize we're ancient fey, sorcerers born with high amounts of magic, even gods. The only person who might know is the Council, but he's reclusive."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The pelican bobs his head slightly. "Well, I'm hungry and I'd like to fill my bill in the tavern. Pleasure to meet you Riftian." He dips his beak in a sort of bow and then waddles off to the tavern.
Arenian is eagerly awaiting visitors in the arena.
Tavernos is cleaning glasses in the Crispy Rift.
Riftian is taking a nap.
Gibber has decided to write in this format because why not.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*might as well intersect some of my threads, cause why not*
Suddenly, a square shape appears on an empty plot in the rift area. It turns into a pristinely clean and shiny floor. 4 pillars appear at the corners, with carvings of a square shaped Roomba defeating bunnies made of dust. The portal flickers into existence.
The Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult has arrived.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Alrighty then.*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
A scavenger stumbles out, looking around frantically. “Clay. Clay, clay, clay. Do you have clay, yes yes, clay?”
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The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Riftian awakens. "You're saying clay so much it's starting to not sound like a word anymore. What is this clay for?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A building forms for the Roving Safehouse. *As typical, Kasrik gets to write the description*
"Two that quickly? Wow, we really are spreading."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“For Jeff.” He turns, apparently, to the audience. “Praise Jeff!!”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"I take it that threads a cult. Here you go." He waves his hand and a lump of clay appears.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The scavenger’s eyes light up. “Thank you, friend of Jeff!” He scurries back through the portal to deliver the clay.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
A half-elf walks through one of the portals. 'Is this what I think it is?'
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"What do you think it is?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ