*what happened while i was gone and who is where?*
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"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
A slightly chubby man with glasses is walking around the Main Decks, looking like a kid in a candy shop. He wears warm, expensive clothes that look like they haven't been cared for for the week that they've been owned. The guy is excited and joyful, asking questions about just about every piece of machinery on the deck. The effect would almost be cute if it weren't for his mechanical companion, a large automaton that looks... well, imagine a monster made of human body parts. Now imagine those parts were actually mechanical, but were made in the image of human remains. The hulking, colorless contraption is dressed up like an ancient noble, and it looks around with its humanoid eyes set into its two-faced mask, keeping all three peeled for danger.
History Check:
DC 20:
This is Edmund (no last name given), a crazed but brilliant inventor who was arrested some time ago for some unspecified crime. He was listed as highly dangerous, but there were no reports of him escaping.
DC 25:
This is Edmund Wariat, a crazed but brilliant inventor who was arrested some time ago for numerous unspecified crimes. He was listed as highly dangerous, but there were no reports of him escaping. He was found in a powerful gang's hideout, where he and his machines had killed everyone inside. His excuse was that"They broke my favorite toy." He refused to elaborate further.
*I introed this guy*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
the goblin apporaches Normiah, having finished up their performance. "what're ya lookin' at?". a strange mechanical backpack that the goblin wears catches the chubby guys eyes
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
"a beasty ya say? have you tried feeding it treats?"
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"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
the goblin apporaches Normiah, having finished up their performance. "what're ya lookin' at?". a strange mechanical backpack that the goblin wears catches the chubby guys eyes
The chubby man walks over, his grotesque machine following close behind. "That's a neat backpack you have. What is it?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"now, I was thinking more along the lines of some fresh, juicey, delicious grubs, but to each their own" suddenly the goblin turns aorund at the approach of the chubby man. "dont touch the backpack, bub." they snarl in a gravelly demonic voice as their eyes flash red. then they return to normal "it is pretty neat! it stores... something, who're you?"
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"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
"Don't lash out at him like that. He was just curious. Kind of like how you got curious and barged into my planning. Now, where was I gonna set that decoy? Oh...."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Why, that is... A rather impressive feat. Is he a sort of mechanical bodyguard?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Sort of. I'm not entirely sure what his exact purpose is. I'm still testing that out. He's really good at cutting things, though!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Cutting things? Perhaps he could be a good cook. Or a mighty warrior."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"He's actually tried out both of them. He wants to be both, and I'm trying to help him on his journey."
The horrifying construct makes a groaning noise. Happy, perhaps? Agreeing?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Well, I'll let you do your things. I have my own goals I must work towards as well." He salutes and walks off, the harpoons shaking in his bag.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*gonna have lunch then I'll be back*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*back*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Normiah is looking at his battle map. He's not in the tavern (too noisy for his taste), but he's wherever else there is a table on the main deck.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*what happened while i was gone and who is where?*
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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*I introed this guy*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*cool, wanna RP?*
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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*I'm up for RP*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Sure!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
the goblin apporaches Normiah, having finished up their performance. "what're ya lookin' at?". a strange mechanical backpack that the goblin wears catches the chubby guys eyes
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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"Battle strategies. Where this beast could possibly be."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"a beasty ya say? have you tried feeding it treats?"
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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Normiah looks annoyed. "No, of course I can't feed it a treat! My life's work, and you suggest a mere cookie will do?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The chubby man walks over, his grotesque machine following close behind. "That's a neat backpack you have. What is it?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"now, I was thinking more along the lines of some fresh, juicey, delicious grubs, but to each their own" suddenly the goblin turns aorund at the approach of the chubby man. "dont touch the backpack, bub." they snarl in a gravelly demonic voice as their eyes flash red. then they return to normal "it is pretty neat! it stores... something, who're you?"
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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"Don't lash out at him like that. He was just curious. Kind of like how you got curious and barged into my planning. Now, where was I gonna set that decoy? Oh...."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ