“Nothing can go wrong!” -literally every character in movies before things go wrong
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Hey, I’m moon, i‘m aged between 3 and 300. Pronouns are She/They/It/It’s/Them/Her. I love D&D. I am chaotic neutral irl. I’m not afraid to punch someone. Mess with me and you’ll find out the hard way. extended sig
I am the goddess of the moon, the tides, and the axolotls
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
""why don't I quote the person above me and make it confusing?"
-me 2023
""See, see my quoting power!" -me" -TheMadGibber 2023"" -BlackBear_
"""why don't I quote the person above me and make it confusing?"
-me 2023" - TheMadGibber 2023
"""See, see my quoting power!" -me" -TheMadGibber 2023"" -BlackBear_" - TheMadGibber 2023
"Quick, someone spell the fear of long words without copy and paste to end this quote chain!" -literally nobody, but it's true
Hippopotimaoensbcisvatdjophia?
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Hey, I’m moon, i‘m aged between 3 and 300. Pronouns are She/They/It/It’s/Them/Her. I love D&D. I am chaotic neutral irl. I’m not afraid to punch someone. Mess with me and you’ll find out the hard way. extended sig
I am the goddess of the moon, the tides, and the axolotls
"Cause its a Bittersweet Symphony thats life, trying to make ends meet you a slave to money then you die. I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down, you know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet, yeah" - The Verve, Bittersweet Symphony
“It was one hundred degrees, as we sat beneath a willow tree, whose tears didn’t care, they just hung in the air, and refused to fall, to fall. And I knew I’d made a horrible call, and now the state line felt like the Berlin Wall” - Death Cab For Cutie, Crooked Teeth
“Karma Police, Arrest this man, he talks in maths, he buzzed like a fridge is like a detuned radio. Karma Police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo is making me feel ill, and we have crashed her party” - Radiohead, Karma Police
"""why don't I quote the person above me and make it confusing?"
-me 2023" - TheMadGibber 2023
"""See, see my quoting power!" -me" -TheMadGibber 2023"" -BlackBear_" - TheMadGibber 2023
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
“People in masks cannot be trusted.” - Inigo Montoya, who never knew COVID 19 would occur
forgot about a simple twist of fate
"People in masks shouldnt be trusted..." me 2023
"AREA 51" - Area 51 sign
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
“Nothing can go wrong!” -literally every character in movies before things go wrong
Hey, I’m moon, i‘m aged between 3 and 300. Pronouns are She/They/It/It’s/Them/Her. I love D&D. I am chaotic neutral irl. I’m not afraid to punch someone. Mess with me and you’ll find out the hard way. extended sig
I am the goddess of the moon, the tides, and the axolotls
I am not a furry, I am a fishie.
*funny*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees (and hopefully more)
The Party, when approaching a door:
Me: "can i walk up to it carefully?
DM: yeah, a bucket of acid drops down, make a dexterity saving throw
ME: *rolls* *succeeds*
Player 2: Can i charge into it?
DM: sure, make an attack on the door
Player 2: *misses*
Player 3: can i try to open the door using the knob?
DM: You successfully enter the room!"
forgot about a simple twist of fate
Average dnd encounter
Me DM: You can see a toad in the wizards tower...
Player 1: ACID SPLASH
Me: Wut?
Player 2: I THROW THE SINK AT IT!!
Me: Why?? Whatever.
*success!*
The frog now has a indent in his skull of where the sink collided with him. He hops out the window.
Player 2: I THROW THE SINK AT HIM.
*Success*
Me: It squahses him and now the toad is nowhere to be seen!
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
"Quick, someone spell the fear of long words without copy and paste to end this quote chain!" -literally nobody, but it's true
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
“Even in death, their hand is still clasped to their damnation.”
-some guy under a Grimace Shake video
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
*ah we're getting into memes?*
"UH GUYS IS THAT FREDDY FAZBEAR? HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR" -random 5 year old
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
“Something in the way, hmm-mmm” - Nirvana
forgot about a simple twist of fate
"That escalated quickly." Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
Hippopotimaoensbcisvatdjophia?
Hey, I’m moon, i‘m aged between 3 and 300. Pronouns are She/They/It/It’s/Them/Her. I love D&D. I am chaotic neutral irl. I’m not afraid to punch someone. Mess with me and you’ll find out the hard way. extended sig
I am the goddess of the moon, the tides, and the axolotls
I am not a furry, I am a fishie.
"You have failed to stop it. Shameful." -me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"Double huh" - Noodles, Wonka
forgot about a simple twist of fate
"This way is a Waterslide away from me that takes her further everyday" - Weezer, Say it Ain't So
forgot about a simple twist of fate
"Cause its a Bittersweet Symphony thats life, trying to make ends meet you a slave to money then you die. I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down, you know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet, yeah" - The Verve, Bittersweet Symphony
forgot about a simple twist of fate
“It was one hundred degrees, as we sat beneath a willow tree, whose tears didn’t care, they just hung in the air, and refused to fall, to fall. And I knew I’d made a horrible call, and now the state line felt like the Berlin Wall” - Death Cab For Cutie, Crooked Teeth
forgot about a simple twist of fate
“Karma Police, Arrest this man, he talks in maths, he buzzed like a fridge is like a detuned radio. Karma Police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo is making me feel ill, and we have crashed her party” - Radiohead, Karma Police
forgot about a simple twist of fate
“you just murderized a bunch of beings soooooooo..”
-Phoenix (I think)
forgot about a simple twist of fate