“You lied. You lied about liking Kittens, how do I know I can trust you now?” -from Argylle, a movie that I just watched that was pretty cool in my opinion.
“There was a time, not long ago, where we lived in an enchanting world of magnificent palaces and parties-… it was the year nineteen hundred and sixteen,”
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"I can bring you in hot, or I can bring you in cold."
-Din Djarin, The Mandalorian
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I love that movie so much, I need to rewatch it. It’s my personal favorite Christmas movie.
Dragon prince season 5 spoilers!
Viren: “I am not a monster! I would never sacrifice my child!
Aaravos: “Relax, i wouldn’t expect you to harm Claudia or Soren. You will sacrifice your other child.”
Viren: “My other… I- I don’t have a-“
Aaravos: “But you do!”
Viren: “What? Who?”
Aaravos: “Our child.”
Dang. I can’t resist a good spoiler.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Season 5 is crazy and I love it, it’s a lot better than season 4.
Season five is so good. My sister hates that Viren got a redemption arc but everything about it is just *chef’s kiss*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“You lied. You lied about liking Kittens, how do I know I can trust you now?” -from Argylle, a movie that I just watched that was pretty cool in my opinion.
“There was a time, not long ago, where we lived in an enchanting world of magnificent palaces and parties-… it was the year nineteen hundred and sixteen,”
-every time my players see a mind flayer
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"We are just marching toward extinction/ with blinders on our eyes"
From New America by Bad Religion.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
-one of my SW5e players
Later:
-The same player after his first session
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
-Din Djarin, The Mandalorian
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
I couldn’t finish it 😭 (lost Netflix)
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
“PJs back :)” -me, February 5th 2024
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Me: Can I be a human fighter?
DM: No. This is supposed to be a serious campaign.
Me: What if I was purple?
DM: Sure. How does it fit into your backstory, though?
Me: I’m from an island of purple people. The only purple people in the world. But the island was destroyed, and I’m the only one left.
DM (intrigued): What happened to destroy the island? How did they die?
*beat drop*
Me: It was the Purple People Eater.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
If I was DM:
"Oh, you're in for a ride of William Afton Purple Guy jokes, buddy."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Mezzoni is currently lying through their teeth to a child.” WendigoOfLore, literally like a minute ago.
Discussion: I have spoken, or This is the way?
PUT UP A POLL FOR IT PJ!!!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"And that is why you don't need to worry," Cogintius in Universe Smorgasboard, seconds before disaster
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Ok, but how... Yes sir, I'll get the bumper car."
-Riftian, the Nexus
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Me (dming): The chest is tipped on it’s side, with a seemingly infinite amount of bone dust spilling out.
One of my players: I lick it.
*deep, deep sigh*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor