Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Here's a conversation between me and my sister (I found her response entertaining):
Me: "But those are both bad!"
Sister: "Which one is worse?"
Me: "Neither, they are equally horrible."
Sister: "Then do BOTH!!!"
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
...maybe Star Wars is more interesting than my mother finds it...
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"'Eyes! Aim for the eyes!' Those were my brother's last words."
"Cut! CUT! What are you doing? Now's not the time to try to get cuddles from your trainer! What are you trying to do, charm the audience?"
"Well, director, Tyrantrum can actually learn the move charm, so..."
-A couple gems of NPC dialogue from Pokémon Legends Z-A
*for those who don't know, Tyrantrum = giant dragon t-rex*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
Quotes are good, but even better... DRAGON T-REX?!?! What? That's fun!
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
*Oh, and here's something I heard a YouTuber say to a bug in a video game (I normally hate this style of joke, but in this case it's fine):*
"You're ugly! You're mom's ugly! IT'S GENETIC!"
*I might be misremembering the emphasis. But it was funny all the same.*
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Dang. Poor bug.
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
“A plethora? Do you eeven know what a plethora ees?”
— quote from The Three Amigos, debatably the funniest movie I’ve watched
*guys pls tell me you’ve watched this*
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
*Never seen it.*
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
*You should. It’s perhaps a little…messed up, but it’s a landmark of comedic Americana. (Or just an example of how dumb of a movie people can make)
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
“Now, watch, you two. Thees is how you talk to a woman.”
*Krampus is promptly thrown down half a mile of runway by the 18-foot-tall true form of the woman he was speaking of (also his ex?)
”Ahhh…just like the good old times.”
— Krampus in Red One
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
"ITS OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
“No! NOOOOO!”
*crashing of lightsabers*
that moment is so peak
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
REAL
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
"How would your father feel about this."
-one of my players whose character is married to the bbegs father
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
“I see a bad Gru arising…”
—- yall better know
Wes (he/him): bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
I see the airplanes--they're pouring from your chest
They fill the air
And burn and bury you just like the rest
|------extended sig------|
This reminds me of all those those times in Pirates of the Caribbean where Jack Sparrow walks up to a woman, gets slapped, and says some variation of "I (don't) think I deserved that".
Actually, Jack's got a few good quotes (more besides this): "If you were waiting for the opportune moment - that was it." "Four of you tried to kill me, and one of you succeeded!" "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a - *falls down staircase*" [I may be misremembering that last one slightly]
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"Do you need to go through punishment training again? Do you not remember the bug zapper?" - YouTuber "ImCade", talking to one of his insectoid minions in a video game
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"I start contemplating reality after a four min YouTube video and drawing a dumb little oc."
-me
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
“What if- what if I fall?”
”oh, but darling, what if you fly?”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*ARCH!*
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.