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The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
“I cut out construction paper feathers and taped them on my arms so I can fly! Pretty neat, huh?”
”If paper feathers were all it took to fly, don’t you think we’d have heard about it before?”
”It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things, Hobbes.”
”I’d agree with that.”
“Here’s a gorge. This is a good spot.”
— Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes (September 13th, 1987)
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
"I do not APPRECIATE your skeptical tone. Just because I don't like danger, or uncertainty, or... or exercise" -Turtle from WoF
"I'm not, like, putting you on a murder list or anything. I don't have a murder list! Not a to-be-murdered list, I mean. Wait, no - to be clear, I have no kind of murder list at all. Definitely out of the murdering business, me. Maybe I should stop saying the word murder." -Peril from WoF
"Stop dying and listen to me!" -Also Peril
"I don't have an evil plan! All of my evil is spur-of-the-moment! Turtle, tell them how bad I am at planning." -Still Peril
Just a few Wings of Fire quotes for y'all :)
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Maaaaay be guilty of matching my sig up to Foalin's a bit. Maybe.
“I cut out construction paper feathers and taped them on my arms so I can fly! Pretty neat, huh?”
”If paper feathers were all it took to fly, don’t you think we’d have heard about it before?”
”It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things, Hobbes.”
”I’d agree with that.”
“Here’s a gorge. This is a good spot.”
— Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes (September 13th, 1987)
nice.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"They have every single area monitored, who are they Hatsune Miku?"
(System) "The enemy has taken our intelligence!" "We had any to begin with?"
-Both are from me playing Team Fortress 2
...I have some thoughts about Hatsune Miku that I can't voice here...
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
And today's show is canceled due to a lack of interest."
Some random spotify playlist cover
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Hello! Call me Tana or Gato My pronouns are They/Them (I don't actually care, though) I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, yay! But I will mother you if you are being stupid ALL HAIL MERLIN!!!!!!! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
And today's show is canceled due to a lack of interest."
Some random spotify playlist cover
reasonable thing
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"Oh, spider dear. Why must you remain so distressingly... optimistic?"
-Lace
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Please stop making me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
O’er entranced hollows ‘neath the shale Are found contradicting azure gloams As the rev’ried faeries wail Of their dreams deferred, of loss of loam
As you search glist’ning emerald caves Delving, wond’ring what you shall find Perhaps a ghoulie’s blanching lave, Mayhaps a witch-pole — such a stave Ruined, here past them in dwine. . .
Countless twilights mark my hours And few more shall fill my glass Yet I do not leave trìste nor dour No melancholy darks my past
As I stand upon the balustrade Observing will-o’-wisps dance, delight Overwhelms my feeble soul; I fade Into the endless sparkling night."
--- written by me
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Please stop making me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
"Hey! Hey, kids, I don't want you spending too much time on the computer today."
"Don't worry, Dad, we're building our vocabulary! See?"
*dad goes away*
"Who knew there were so many synonyms for 'doofus'?"
--- Big Nate, slightly paraphrased
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
"Oh, wow! All these people are so cool! I probably shouldn't get attached to them, though. They'll probably all die."
(Five hours later) "Good, they're all still alive! I guess I can get to know them better!"
(2-3 hours after that) "Never mind, they're all dead." :(
-Me, during a playthrough of Metroid Prime 4
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Please stop making me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
"They have every single area monitored, who are they Hatsune Miku?"
(System) "The enemy has taken our intelligence!" "We had any to begin with?"
-Both are from me playing Team Fortress 2
...I have some thoughts about Hatsune Miku that I can't voice here...
...Do I wanna know what type of thoughts?
…not weird weird just about the whole marriage thing
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
Fr
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
While we’re on the theme of flight:
“Well, Hobbes, how do I look?”
“I’m doing my best to bite my tongue.”
“I cut out construction paper feathers and taped them on my arms so I can fly! Pretty neat, huh?”
”If paper feathers were all it took to fly, don’t you think we’d have heard about it before?”
”It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things, Hobbes.”
”I’d agree with that.”
“Here’s a gorge. This is a good spot.”
— Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes (September 13th, 1987)
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
"I think I found the exit."
-TADC episode 7 trailer
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
"I do not APPRECIATE your skeptical tone. Just because I don't like danger, or uncertainty, or... or exercise" -Turtle from WoF
"I'm not, like, putting you on a murder list or anything. I don't have a murder list! Not a to-be-murdered list, I mean. Wait, no - to be clear, I have no kind of murder list at all. Definitely out of the murdering business, me. Maybe I should stop saying the word murder." -Peril from WoF
"Stop dying and listen to me!" -Also Peril
"I don't have an evil plan! All of my evil is spur-of-the-moment! Turtle, tell them how bad I am at planning." -Still Peril
Just a few Wings of Fire quotes for y'all :)
Maaaaay be guilty of matching my sig up to Foalin's a bit. Maybe.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
nice.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"They have every single area monitored, who are they Hatsune Miku?"
(System) "The enemy has taken our intelligence!" "We had any to begin with?"
-Both are from me playing Team Fortress 2
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
...I have some thoughts about Hatsune Miku that I can't voice here...
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
...Do I wanna know what type of thoughts?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"Gender is a performance,
And today's show is canceled due to a lack of interest."
Some random spotify playlist cover
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato
My pronouns are They/Them (I don't actually care, though)
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, yay! But I will mother you if you are being stupid
ALL HAIL MERLIN!!!!!!! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
reasonable thing
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"Oh, spider dear. Why must you remain so distressingly... optimistic?"
-Lace
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Please stop making me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
"are we gonna fight the sun"
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"Träumerei
O’er entranced hollows ‘neath the shale
Are found contradicting azure gloams
As the rev’ried faeries wail
Of their dreams deferred, of loss of loam
As you search glist’ning emerald caves
Delving, wond’ring what you shall find
Perhaps a ghoulie’s blanching lave,
Mayhaps a witch-pole — such a stave
Ruined, here past them in dwine. . .
Countless twilights mark my hours
And few more shall fill my glass
Yet I do not leave trìste nor dour
No melancholy darks my past
As I stand upon the balustrade
Observing will-o’-wisps dance, delight
Overwhelms my feeble soul; I fade
Into the endless sparkling night."
--- written by me
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
"That's a door."
-A raider from ARC raiders
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"Okay, I have no idea how this tech works. I guess just push buttons until something happens?"
(a few minutes later) "Ha, yes! The pushing buttons strategy always works!"
-Intergalactic Federation Specialist Engineer Level 4 MacKenzie
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Please stop making me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
"Alright, it's safe, you can come down- NO! NOT LIKE THAT!"
-My friend after I jumped off a balcony and faceplanted onto the ground in ARC raiders. Fun times.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
Where Have All The Flowers Gone?
(link to a version by Joan Baez)
Where have all the flowers gone?
"Hey! Hey, kids, I don't want you spending too much time on the computer today."
"Don't worry, Dad, we're building our vocabulary! See?"
*dad goes away*
"Who knew there were so many synonyms for 'doofus'?"
--- Big Nate, slightly paraphrased
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
"Oh, wow! All these people are so cool! I probably shouldn't get attached to them, though. They'll probably all die."
(Five hours later) "Good, they're all still alive! I guess I can get to know them better!"
(2-3 hours after that) "Never mind, they're all dead." :(
-Me, during a playthrough of Metroid Prime 4
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Please stop making me angry. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
…not weird weird just about the whole marriage thing
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]