I think this is one of the only movie/show quotes besides mine.
Now sure why that stood out to me, but it did.
I saw this and decided to drop a few Blues Brothers quotes in to spice up peoples' day.
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator current obsessions: sn0wcrash and Nico Young you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
npc "did you get any closer to the goal of killing the dreamer?"
player 2 "we killed some one in a tower."
npc "okay and who might that person be."
player 2 "we don't know"
______
me"do you want to start the fight against the kind lady."
player 1"no she healed us."
me "you get a level up."
player 2"oh okay then."
______
me "alright after beating up, setting them on fire, and just being a general bad person to this innocent bystander, you some how seduce them *sighs*alright your gonna kill them aren't you."
player 3 "yep."
_____
friend "alright if this party is chaotic good, I will play a person who's insane"
me "you are gonna seem more sane then them."
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"He's an industrialist, in a sense. An exploiter, essentially. He wants to make the most of what he has and obtain more. I guess greed is his motivating factor; his culture normally prides itself on not having nor needing much. He is not normal. See, to his people, any indulgence was sin, and a grave one at that. Modest clothes that show no fur. White bread and water, with the slightest bit of brewing to make it a beer by the tightest technicalities, happen to be their primary food and drink. Only food and drink, up 'till recently.
"Now, if you were extremely deviant, you might have eaten whole wheat bread, or drank milk. Even such extravagances would get you ostracized by your neighbors. Doctor Archestratus 'Archie' BonAlciatore, as you will soon learn, was, in the eyes of his community, absolutely debauched. He dressed the same, spoke the same, and even worked the same. However, his mere presence was enough to be considered public indecency."
(I might have quoted this before but it needs to be quoted at least once, so just to be safe)
"You know, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get me engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"The name's Megara. My friends call me Meg. Or at least they would if I had any friends."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. Eating too much pie is okay, though, since the sin of pi is always zero.
you know what I am gonna put my previous bbeg monologue here.
"So I see you have found out that this temple is made for replacing HIM. i decided to do this AFTER YOU MADE HIM A GHOST OF HIS FORMER PERFECTION. Now about that you are too late i have perfected an entity that shall replace PUPPET MASTER or should i say THE PUPPETEER. To make him perfect like he made me. I wanted to be on the throne, I WANTED TO BE PUPPET MASTERS CHOSEN ONE. I WANTED TO BE THE ONE WHO HE WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING UP FOR ME BUT. YOU TOOK THAT FROM MAKING THAT PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL, AND ENDLESSLY WANTED BY EVERYONE. YOU MADE HIM JUST ANOTHER BUMBLING BUFFOON IN THIS WORLD FULL OF USELESS PEOPLE LIKE WHAT HE BECAME. WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BECOME. A SHELL OF HIS FORMER SELF. but that does not matter anymore he is too far gone and my creation has been perfect. A creation meant to replace him and to make it a world he truly wanted and nothing can stop me. HE SHALL BECOME WHAT HE DESERVES TO BE, HE SHALL BECOME PERFECT.”
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke."
...
...
...
"And a dry white toast, please."
"It's a beautiful day for a drive."
*Hundreds of police sirens sound*"
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark...and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it!"
I saw this and decided to drop a few Blues Brothers quotes in to spice up peoples' day.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
current obsessions: sn0wcrash and Nico Young
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
npc "did you get any closer to the goal of killing the dreamer?"
player 2 "we killed some one in a tower."
npc "okay and who might that person be."
player 2 "we don't know"
______
me"do you want to start the fight against the kind lady."
player 1"no she healed us."
me "you get a level up."
player 2"oh okay then."
______
me "alright after beating up, setting them on fire, and just being a general bad person to this innocent bystander, you some how seduce them *sighs*alright your gonna kill them aren't you."
player 3 "yep."
_____
friend "alright if this party is chaotic good, I will play a person who's insane"
me "you are gonna seem more sane then them."
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
“Dear diary: my teenage angst bull(1GP) has a body count.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"He's an industrialist, in a sense. An exploiter, essentially. He wants to make the most of what he has and obtain more. I guess greed is his motivating factor; his culture normally prides itself on not having nor needing much. He is not normal. See, to his people, any indulgence was sin, and a grave one at that. Modest clothes that show no fur. White bread and water, with the slightest bit of brewing to make it a beer by the tightest technicalities, happen to be their primary food and drink. Only food and drink, up 'till recently.
"Now, if you were extremely deviant, you might have eaten whole wheat bread, or drank milk. Even such extravagances would get you ostracized by your neighbors. Doctor Archestratus 'Archie' BonAlciatore, as you will soon learn, was, in the eyes of his community, absolutely debauched. He dressed the same, spoke the same, and even worked the same. However, his mere presence was enough to be considered public indecency."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
(I might have quoted this before but it needs to be quoted at least once, so just to be safe)
"You know, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? I demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get me engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
“Hand it over. That thing. Your Dark Soul. For my lady’s painting”
Hiii :3
14yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me
Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias.
"The name's Megara. My friends call me Meg. Or at least they would if I had any friends."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. Eating too much pie is okay, though, since the sin of pi is always zero.
An oddly relatable quote.
Hello, it's nice to meet you
Oh, can you tell me where I am?
I don't know how I got here
But I, I think I'm startin' to understand
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"Dear Diary:
I listened to a man die today.
*Whispers* I liked it
-LetsGameItOut (YouTuber)
Hello, it's nice to meet you
Oh, can you tell me where I am?
I don't know how I got here
But I, I think I'm startin' to understand
Extended Signature: (^v^)
you know what I am gonna put my previous bbeg monologue here.
"So I see you have found out that this temple is made for replacing HIM. i decided to do this AFTER YOU MADE HIM A GHOST OF HIS FORMER PERFECTION. Now about that you are too late i have perfected an entity that shall replace PUPPET MASTER or should i say THE PUPPETEER. To make him perfect like he made me. I wanted to be on the throne, I WANTED TO BE PUPPET MASTERS CHOSEN ONE. I WANTED TO BE THE ONE WHO HE WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING UP FOR ME BUT. YOU TOOK THAT FROM MAKING THAT PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL, AND ENDLESSLY WANTED BY EVERYONE. YOU MADE HIM JUST ANOTHER BUMBLING BUFFOON IN THIS WORLD FULL OF USELESS PEOPLE LIKE WHAT HE BECAME. WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BECOME. A SHELL OF HIS FORMER SELF. but that does not matter anymore he is too far gone and my creation has been perfect. A creation meant to replace him and to make it a world he truly wanted and nothing can stop me. HE SHALL BECOME WHAT HE DESERVES TO BE, HE SHALL BECOME PERFECT.”
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Four voices that were somehow one danced on the breeze, their words bubbling with laughter.
“The battle is only over if you wish it. You can be a king again.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"The toad is screaming. Why is the toad screaming?" - My sister
Hello, it's nice to meet you
Oh, can you tell me where I am?
I don't know how I got here
But I, I think I'm startin' to understand
Extended Signature: (^v^)