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"lets see blah blah blah something about uhh +1 to charisma and head pats."
-me looking over a friends character sheet
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"I pledge allegiance...to Queen Fragg... And her mighty state of Hysteria..."
*teacher pulls him away*
"This is going to be a long year..."
--- Calvin & Hobbes
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
"Canada's main exports are syrup and fake girlfriends!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Never mind, I died again in the most idiotic way possible. >:(
"Hey, where do you think you're going? You need a clearance code to enter here."
"I got this." (waves hand) "You don't need to see our clearance codes."
"No, I DO need to see your clearance codes!"
(waves hand more vigorously) "You don't need to see our clearance codes."
"You don't need our clearance codes."
"I don't need to see your clearance codes. Head on in."
"I wish that worked for me."
"I wish it worked ON you."
-From Star Wars Rebels (I figured out how to change text color so you know who's talking)
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Never mind, I died again in the most idiotic way possible. >:(
My dad: What is your hunger level, on a scale of 1-10
Me: Meme
My dad: not a valid number
Me: Would you like me to translate it into binary?
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Hello! Call me Tana or Gato My pronouns are They/Them (I don't actually care, though) I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, yay! But I will mother you if you are being stupid ALL HAIL MERLIN!!!!!!! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
"just to clarify I am a genderless child not to be confused with a giraffe"
-frisk, from if Undertale was realistic
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
"Aw, yeah! Rock to the face! I love a good rock to the face!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Never mind, I died again in the most idiotic way possible. >:(
"I love family. But even then, they're secondary to subs." ---- Ballad for Chicago
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
"That blood- authentic? Please. A vampire wouldn't touch you. Now, if you were someone else, maybe we would be discussing organs, but that's hardly worth either of our times and you know I'm right. I've seen squonks with more human emotions than you. But don't fret. We'll fix you up right." "But I'm not broken!" "Not yet. Now, where to begin...?"
"I would love not to watch TV, but you canceled school!" (GASP) "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, YOU MONSTER?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Never mind, I died again in the most idiotic way possible. >:(
"...In this hand, I place a hammer. I am now part man, part hammer. Hammer-man. A beautiful display of choice. You, however, will not be given such a chance for consent. Welcome to the world," (CRACK) "...Hammer-man."
"In case I don't see you good afternoon good evening and goodnight"
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"I tell you: one must still have chaos in one, to give birth to a dancing star."
---- Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
"okay so our party line up is link, escanor, nightmare king grimm, naruto, junkil, and a gay furry. ... this is gonna be a fun game."
-me
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"lets see blah blah blah something about uhh +1 to charisma and head pats."
-me looking over a friends character sheet
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"I pledge allegiance...to Queen Fragg...
And her mighty state of Hysteria..."
*teacher pulls him away*
"This is going to be a long year..."
--- Calvin & Hobbes
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
"Canada's main exports are syrup and fake girlfriends!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Never mind, I died again in the most idiotic way possible. >:(
"Hey, where do you think you're going? You need a clearance code to enter here."
"I got this." (waves hand) "You don't need to see our clearance codes."
"No, I DO need to see your clearance codes!"
(waves hand more vigorously) "You don't need to see our clearance codes."
"You don't need our clearance codes."
"I don't need to see your clearance codes. Head on in."
"I wish that worked for me."
"I wish it worked ON you."
-From Star Wars Rebels (I figured out how to change text color so you know who's talking)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Never mind, I died again in the most idiotic way possible. >:(
My dad: What is your hunger level, on a scale of 1-10
Me: Meme
My dad: not a valid number
Me: Would you like me to translate it into binary?
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato
My pronouns are They/Them (I don't actually care, though)
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, yay! But I will mother you if you are being stupid
ALL HAIL MERLIN!!!!!!! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
"just to clarify I am a genderless child not to be confused with a giraffe"
-frisk, from if Undertale was realistic
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"...uh?"
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
"Aw, yeah! Rock to the face! I love a good rock to the face!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Never mind, I died again in the most idiotic way possible. >:(
"I love family. But even then, they're secondary to subs."
---- Ballad for Chicago
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
“Look. At. You. Festering codswallop. Morally bankrupt. Such greed. Animals. I can do better. You will see such beautiful things.”
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"That blood- authentic? Please. A vampire wouldn't touch you. Now, if you were someone else, maybe we would be discussing organs, but that's hardly worth either of our times and you know I'm right. I've seen squonks with more human emotions than you. But don't fret. We'll fix you up right."
"But I'm not broken!"
"Not yet. Now, where to begin...?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I would love not to watch TV, but you canceled school!" (GASP) "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, YOU MONSTER?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Never mind, I died again in the most idiotic way possible. >:(
*Same character as the other two quotes I posted*
"...In this hand, I place a hammer. I am now part man, part hammer. Hammer-man. A beautiful display of choice. You, however, will not be given such a chance for consent. Welcome to the world,"
(CRACK)
"...Hammer-man."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"In case I don't see you good afternoon good evening and goodnight"
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"I tell you: one must still have chaos in one, to give birth to a dancing star."
---- Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
"okay so our party line up is link, escanor, nightmare king grimm, naruto, junkil, and a gay furry. ... this is gonna be a fun game."
-me
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"Live. Live knowing you only do because I let you; failure."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Oh, that's a hole... That's a hole in the fabric of reality..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"I shall name him Fish Sticks."
"These will be Fish Sandwich and Filet Fish."
-Me naming my fish in Minecraft
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
"That's it for today; and remember; trust us, with your weather- ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAYYYYYYYYYYYYY-" - Vox
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.