The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Ok but hear me out, there's a commercial where a roadrunner drinks a red bull and becomes very fast. He's like, 'Yeah I know Red Bull gives you wings, but I'm scared of heights." In another commercial a devil is tricked into drinking Red Bull and getting wings. This implies that by harnessing your willpower, you can make Red Bull give you different types of abilities, but the default is specifically wings.
Ok but hear me out, there's a commercial where a roadrunner drinks a red bull and becomes very fast. He's like, 'Yeah I know Red Bull gives you wings, but I'm scared of heights." In another commercial a devil is tricked into drinking Red Bull and getting wings. This implies that by harnessing your willpower, you can make Red Bull give you different types of abilities, but the default is specifically wings.
...I swear I'm sane
there's also a couple where people just get really strong if I remember correctly. honestly you should make it
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THE ALT OF FOALIN you can call me Fay, or make something up. "No doubt I'll tire of this eventually, but for now... I am content." -Murtagh if you are bored, go watch SAO(it's amazing) extended sig(hint, click) :3
Ok but hear me out, there's a commercial where a roadrunner drinks a red bull and becomes very fast. He's like, 'Yeah I know Red Bull gives you wings, but I'm scared of heights." In another commercial a devil is tricked into drinking Red Bull and getting wings. This implies that by harnessing your willpower, you can make Red Bull give you different types of abilities, but the default is specifically wings.
...I swear I'm sane
there's also a couple where people just get really strong if I remember correctly. honestly you should make it
I think there was one with a talking boar. would that imply the boar drank red bull.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Ok but hear me out, there's a commercial where a roadrunner drinks a red bull and becomes very fast. He's like, 'Yeah I know Red Bull gives you wings, but I'm scared of heights." In another commercial a devil is tricked into drinking Red Bull and getting wings. This implies that by harnessing your willpower, you can make Red Bull give you different types of abilities, but the default is specifically wings.
...I swear I'm sane
there's also a couple where people just get really strong if I remember correctly. honestly you should make it
I think there was one with a talking boar. would that imply the boar drank red bull.
I think it could
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THE ALT OF FOALIN you can call me Fay, or make something up. "No doubt I'll tire of this eventually, but for now... I am content." -Murtagh if you are bored, go watch SAO(it's amazing) extended sig(hint, click) :3
Ok but hear me out, there's a commercial where a roadrunner drinks a red bull and becomes very fast. He's like, 'Yeah I know Red Bull gives you wings, but I'm scared of heights." In another commercial a devil is tricked into drinking Red Bull and getting wings. This implies that by harnessing your willpower, you can make Red Bull give you different types of abilities, but the default is specifically wings.
...I swear I'm sane
....maybe? I've never seen the roadrunner, but I've seen the devil one...but I dunno. I've seen one where a zebra drinks it after seeing a crocodile. When the crocodile drags the zebra underwater, the zebra comes out with a crocodile-skin purse. So yeah? Sort of?
RED BULL GIVES YOU...WINGS, SPEED, and/or SUPER-STRENGTH, as well as NOT-WELL-THOUGHT-THROUGH SLOGANS (characteristic to mass-media marketing) and A SH*T-TON OF ENERGY!?
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
*Can we take discussions on secret Redbull lore off Quotes?*
XD. Gotcha.
*but WINGS!!! WINGS!!!*
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
"Everybody has a little big lie Written in our brains to make us fear dying I poured my thoughts into my journal last night When you threw a baseball through my window And danced in the streetlight
You built a metro out of your fixed bike Debugged my room and smashed the TV on my night Stand complain how nothing ever ends Until you take natural selection into your own hands
Stealing from the camera shops And running from the robocops I would fight them off for you Over and over again Open up the twelfth floor window Throwing out the furniture Break down the doors to the mall And set my clothes on firе Over and over again
And they thought that thеy could take our names And put our iris colors on a sheet of paper And open source our private lives And catalogue our misbehavior
See rock shows near Washington
Get tickets as low as $52
The writing in my brain blasting through the stop signs Holding onto something real It’s your dark brown hair and your original eyes Or maybe it’s just how I feel
Jumping from the westside docks And running from the robocops I would fight them off for you Over and over again Open up the twelfth floor window Throwing out the furniture Break down the doors to the mall And set my clothes on fire Over and over again
Over and over and over and over again
Nietzsche said most people were born to be a slave I’d like to ask him how it felt to go insane Crucify your phone on the wireless charger And look out at the fog and ask if life gets any larger Hold the keys in your mouth as we slide under the cars Faster than my guilty conscience puts itself behind bars
Stealing from the camera shops And running from the robocops I would fight them off for you Over and over again Open up the twelfth floor window Throwing out the furniture Break down the doors to the mall And set my clothes on fire Over and over again."
---- sn0wcrash, "Furniture"
woah
I saw this post
i guess they edited the creep part out of the original post
"Everybody has a little big lie Written in our brains to make us fear dying I poured my thoughts into my journal last night When you threw a baseball through my window And danced in the streetlight
You built a metro out of your fixed bike Debugged my room and smashed the TV on my night Stand complain how nothing ever ends Until you take natural selection into your own hands
Stealing from the camera shops And running from the robocops I would fight them off for you Over and over again Open up the twelfth floor window Throwing out the furniture Break down the doors to the mall And set my clothes on firе Over and over again
And they thought that thеy could take our names And put our iris colors on a sheet of paper And open source our private lives And catalogue our misbehavior
See rock shows near Washington
Get tickets as low as $52
The writing in my brain blasting through the stop signs Holding onto something real It’s your dark brown hair and your original eyes Or maybe it’s just how I feel
Jumping from the westside docks And running from the robocops I would fight them off for you Over and over again Open up the twelfth floor window Throwing out the furniture Break down the doors to the mall And set my clothes on fire Over and over again
Over and over and over and over again
Nietzsche said most people were born to be a slave I’d like to ask him how it felt to go insane Crucify your phone on the wireless charger And look out at the fog and ask if life gets any larger Hold the keys in your mouth as we slide under the cars Faster than my guilty conscience puts itself behind bars
Stealing from the camera shops And running from the robocops I would fight them off for you Over and over again Open up the twelfth floor window Throwing out the furniture Break down the doors to the mall And set my clothes on fire Over and over again."
---- sn0wcrash, "Furniture"
woah
I saw this post
i guess they edited the creep part out of the original post
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
"Stop laughing at me, I'm gonna end your bloodline."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"Stop laughing at me, I'm gonna end your bloodline."
who is the abyss calling? why?
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he/him/idc call me Foalin, or make something up “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
"THERE'S A MAGIC SYSTEM TO THIS I SWEAR!"
-Me after watching Red Bull commercials
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
...it gives you WINGS!!!
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
"Yoshiii!"
-Yoshi
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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"I have never said this, this is a fake quote" - Albert Einstein
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"There were 5000 teeth one foot from my face! Cutting it a bit close, don't you think?" -My brother RPing
"I had 11 inches to spare." -Me RPing
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"Why are you- you look like an idiot!"
"He was born that way."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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Ok but hear me out, there's a commercial where a roadrunner drinks a red bull and becomes very fast. He's like, 'Yeah I know Red Bull gives you wings, but I'm scared of heights." In another commercial a devil is tricked into drinking Red Bull and getting wings. This implies that by harnessing your willpower, you can make Red Bull give you different types of abilities, but the default is specifically wings.
...I swear I'm sane
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
there's also a couple where people just get really strong if I remember correctly. honestly you should make it
THE ALT OF FOALIN
you can call me Fay, or make something up.
"No doubt I'll tire of this eventually, but for now... I am content." -Murtagh
if you are bored, go watch SAO(it's amazing)
extended sig(hint, click) :3
I think there was one with a talking boar. would that imply the boar drank red bull.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I think it could
THE ALT OF FOALIN
you can call me Fay, or make something up.
"No doubt I'll tire of this eventually, but for now... I am content." -Murtagh
if you are bored, go watch SAO(it's amazing)
extended sig(hint, click) :3
....maybe? I've never seen the roadrunner, but I've seen the devil one...but I dunno. I've seen one where a zebra drinks it after seeing a crocodile. When the crocodile drags the zebra underwater, the zebra comes out with a crocodile-skin purse. So yeah? Sort of?
RED BULL GIVES YOU...WINGS, SPEED, and/or SUPER-STRENGTH, as well as NOT-WELL-THOUGHT-THROUGH SLOGANS (characteristic to mass-media marketing) and A SH*T-TON OF ENERGY!?
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
*Can we take discussions on secret Redbull lore off Quotes?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
XD. Gotcha.
*but WINGS!!! WINGS!!!*
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
I saw this post
i guess they edited the creep part out of the original post
Where have all the flowers gone?
Yup
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
Sitting on the grating porches
The skyline grey, you can surmise,
While even with the torches blazing
You cannot view the dusky skies
Do trickles of the tickling feather
Whisper to your prying eyes?
Or doth do the tempestuous weathers
Cry to fly within your skies?
Do you weep to those long-passèd days
That you, whilst time passes, reprise?
Or does the fire blaze inside you
To continue onwards to the prize?
Do you think wisely upon how to
Weave Arachne’s spin of lies?
But all in all, when all is fin.
I shall tell you: art thou yet wise?
--- moi
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
"What are you when a giraffe-sized ant swallows you?"
"In-taller-ant!" -Me making a dumb joke
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"Stop laughing at me, I'm gonna end your bloodline."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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who is the abyss calling? why?
he/him/idc call me Foalin, or make something up
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]