"Put the fries in the bag, man." "I swear to God if you don't shut up I'm putting you in a bag." "Excuse me?" "We don't have one big enough for you, so I'd have to cut you into teeny tiny pieces." "I would like to speak to your manager!" "He's in the nuggets." "...What is that supposed to-" "He's in the nuggets." "...Oh... Oh God..." "He's in the nuggets."
"Put the fries in the bag, man." "I swear to God if you don't shut up I'm putting you in a bag." "Excuse me?" "We don't have one big enough for you, so I'd have to cut you into teeny tiny pieces." "I would like to speak to your manager!" "He's in the nuggets." "...What is that supposed to-" "He's in the nuggets." "...Oh... Oh God..." "He's in the nuggets."
Is that perchance a McDonalds’ order?
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Can you fathom the hallowed shallows That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies? Or fallow sallow forests Until they open to your tallowed eyes? extended sig
player 1."i did not know her name. I just need to eat a human corpse everyday or I die"
npc "it matters not that you need to feast. you choose to kill the first dream weaver."
player 2's device "chicken jockey."
[there was silence as that ruined the important scene]
player 2 "i'm sorry I thought that was on silence"
something that happened at my DND session
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You are a moral philosopher. Do you tie people to trolley tracks in order to save your job?"
-A Game About Absurd Trolley Problems
"This is why everyone hates moral philosophers!"
-The Good Place
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
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"Put the fries in the bag, man."
"I swear to God if you don't shut up I'm putting you in a bag."
"Excuse me?"
"We don't have one big enough for you, so I'd have to cut you into teeny tiny pieces."
"I would like to speak to your manager!"
"He's in the nuggets."
"...What is that supposed to-"
"He's in the nuggets."
"...Oh... Oh God..."
"He's in the nuggets."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Is that perchance a McDonalds’ order?
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
player 1."i did not know her name. I just need to eat a human corpse everyday or I die"
npc "it matters not that you need to feast. you choose to kill the first dream weaver."
player 2's device "chicken jockey."
[there was silence as that ruined the important scene]
player 2 "i'm sorry I thought that was on silence"
something that happened at my DND session
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
An RP session:
"I hope we make it out alive." -My brother
"I will." - Me
"Comforting. Really comforting, sir." - My brother
Snarky pyromaniac with two braincells to rub together. Reasonably dangerous. Do not engage.
"Wow. Kookookachu got screwed." - Wolverine
"Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else, I was beginning to feel left out." - The Genie in Aladdin
"Donkey, two things, okay? Shut. Up." - Shrek
"You are a moral philosopher. Do you tie people to trolley tracks in order to save your job?"
-A Game About Absurd Trolley Problems
"This is why everyone hates moral philosophers!"
-The Good Place
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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It all started with a fireball.
-the party summarizing the session
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.