"Put the fries in the bag, man." "I swear to God if you don't shut up I'm putting you in a bag." "Excuse me?" "We don't have one big enough for you, so I'd have to cut you into teeny tiny pieces." "I would like to speak to your manager!" "He's in the nuggets." "...What is that supposed to-" "He's in the nuggets." "...Oh... Oh God..." "He's in the nuggets."
"Put the fries in the bag, man." "I swear to God if you don't shut up I'm putting you in a bag." "Excuse me?" "We don't have one big enough for you, so I'd have to cut you into teeny tiny pieces." "I would like to speak to your manager!" "He's in the nuggets." "...What is that supposed to-" "He's in the nuggets." "...Oh... Oh God..." "He's in the nuggets."
Is that perchance a McDonalds’ order?
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Can you fathom the hallowed shallows That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies? Or fallow sallow forests Until they open to your tallowed eyes? extended sig
player 1."i did not know her name. I just need to eat a human corpse everyday or I die"
npc "it matters not that you need to feast. you choose to kill the first dream weaver."
player 2's device "chicken jockey."
[there was silence as that ruined the important scene]
player 2 "i'm sorry I thought that was on silence"
something that happened at my DND session
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"You are a moral philosopher. Do you tie people to trolley tracks in order to save your job?"
-A Game About Absurd Trolley Problems
"This is why everyone hates moral philosophers!"
-The Good Place
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"Restricted. This site has been restricted by your administrator." ---- quite a few are, unsurprisingly
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Can you fathom the hallowed shallows That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies? Or fallow sallow forests Until they open to your tallowed eyes? extended sig
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"you kidnapped this dehydrated child from a realm of flesh and then placed it into a well of water to make it your slave bound to you for eternity."
-just guess what game me and my friend were playing when that was said.
"Minecraft?"
-Me, thoroughly and utterly confused
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"Back in Villagetown, the food stall next to the school once had an 'all you can eat' deal. They began to regret this shortly after Stump walked up. He nearly put them out of business that day."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"you kidnapped this dehydrated child from a realm of flesh and then placed it into a well of water to make it your slave bound to you for eternity."
-just guess what game me and my friend were playing when that was said.
"Minecraft?"
-Me, thoroughly and utterly confused
... how did you get that correct?
but yeah we were talking about the happy ghast.
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
DM: Ok, Lactonius, it’s your turn, you don’t have any Milk left and your about to be imprisoned by the Crab Jailer”
Lactonius (me, Lactomancy [milk magic] Wizard): Oh shoot, ummm, can I cast Milk Stride to teleport out of the radius?
DM: You have no Milk
Lactonius: can I cast Lacto’s Will?
DM: no Milk, no Spell.
PRES-10 (other PC, Warforged Monk): noooo… Lactonius can’t get detained…
Lactonius: *sweating* C-can I milk the Crab?
*silence*
DM: what?
Lactonius: Can I milk the Crab?
DM: No! The Crab doesn’t have mi-
Lactonius: Then where did the Lacus Milk come from? You said it was the milk of the Crab Jailers.
Rest of Party: oh snap!
DM: fine, you get close enough to grab the Crabs…uhhh…nipples-
Slog (also other PC, Plasmoid Barbarian): teehee, grab the crab nipples.
DM: -shut up. Roll a Dexterity (sleight of hand) check.
*rolls*
Lactonius: 18 plus 4 equals…22?
DM: ok fine! You milk the Crab and now you have enough milk for a single spell, but milking the Crab used your action.
Lactonius: Milk Stride is a Bonus Action.
DM: …
Lactonius: I cast Milk Stride to teleport out of the Crabs implosion radius.
Rest of Party: *cheering*
DM: i hate milk…
Well that was less of a quote and more of a story, but still one of the most hilarious in-game moments I’ve ever had as Lactonius (or any other character I’ve played for that matter).
"The summer explodes with certainty, But nobody knows who killed the bees --- Yeah, I shot the judge on Sunset Street Some green, lurid dream people believe..."
----- "No Thoughts", sn0wcrash
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"Should the writing gig not work out, he plans to pursue his backup plan and become a dancing shark for a Katy Perry music video."
----R.R Virdi
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Can you fathom the hallowed shallows That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies? Or fallow sallow forests Until they open to your tallowed eyes? extended sig
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies? Or fallow sallow forests Until they open to your tallowed eyes? extended sig
"you kidnapped this dehydrated child from a realm of flesh and then placed it into a well of water to make it your slave bound to you for eternity."
-just guess what game me and my friend were playing when that was said.
"Minecraft?"
-Me, thoroughly and utterly confused
... how did you get that correct?
but yeah we were talking about the happy ghast.
"I just binge-read an 8-book series of Minecraft fanfic."
-Me
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"Put the fries in the bag, man."
"I swear to God if you don't shut up I'm putting you in a bag."
"Excuse me?"
"We don't have one big enough for you, so I'd have to cut you into teeny tiny pieces."
"I would like to speak to your manager!"
"He's in the nuggets."
"...What is that supposed to-"
"He's in the nuggets."
"...Oh... Oh God..."
"He's in the nuggets."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Is that perchance a McDonalds’ order?
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
player 1."i did not know her name. I just need to eat a human corpse everyday or I die"
npc "it matters not that you need to feast. you choose to kill the first dream weaver."
player 2's device "chicken jockey."
[there was silence as that ruined the important scene]
player 2 "i'm sorry I thought that was on silence"
something that happened at my DND session
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
An RP session:
"I hope we make it out alive." -My brother
"I will." - Me
"Comforting. Really comforting, sir." - My brother
Snarky pyromaniac with two braincells to rub together. Reasonably dangerous. Do not engage.
"Wow. Kookookachu got screwed." - Wolverine
"Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else, I was beginning to feel left out." - The Genie in Aladdin
"Donkey, two things, okay? Shut. Up." - Shrek
"You are a moral philosopher. Do you tie people to trolley tracks in order to save your job?"
-A Game About Absurd Trolley Problems
"This is why everyone hates moral philosophers!"
-The Good Place
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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It all started with a fireball.
-the party summarizing the session
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
"Ok, so I'm realizing now that there is a SLIGHT disadvantage to getting everyone high on mushrooms."
-Me playing Cult of the Lamb (22 people became sick the moment the mushroom effect ended)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"I'd like to think I'd make a decent god. All I'd do is add a bunch of dragons."
"Wouldn't they burn everything?"
"...would it be that big of a loss, in most cases?"
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"Restricted. This site has been restricted by your administrator."
---- quite a few are, unsurprisingly
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
"you kidnapped this dehydrated child from a realm of flesh and then placed it into a well of water to make it your slave bound to you for eternity."
-just guess what game me and my friend were playing when that was said.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
"Minecraft?"
-Me, thoroughly and utterly confused
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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"Back in Villagetown, the food stall next to the school once had an 'all you can eat' deal. They began to regret this shortly after Stump walked up. He nearly put them out of business that day."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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... how did you get that correct?
but yeah we were talking about the happy ghast.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
DM: Ok, Lactonius, it’s your turn, you don’t have any Milk left and your about to be imprisoned by the Crab Jailer”
Lactonius (me, Lactomancy [milk magic] Wizard): Oh shoot, ummm, can I cast Milk Stride to teleport out of the radius?
DM: You have no Milk
Lactonius: can I cast Lacto’s Will?
DM: no Milk, no Spell.
PRES-10 (other PC, Warforged Monk): noooo… Lactonius can’t get detained…
Lactonius: *sweating* C-can I milk the Crab?
*silence*
DM: what?
Lactonius: Can I milk the Crab?
DM: No! The Crab doesn’t have mi-
Lactonius: Then where did the Lacus Milk come from? You said it was the milk of the Crab Jailers.
Rest of Party: oh snap!
DM: fine, you get close enough to grab the Crabs…uhhh…nipples-
Slog (also other PC, Plasmoid Barbarian): teehee, grab the crab nipples.
DM: -shut up. Roll a Dexterity (sleight of hand) check.
*rolls*
Lactonius: 18 plus 4 equals…22?
DM: ok fine! You milk the Crab and now you have enough milk for a single spell, but milking the Crab used your action.
Lactonius: Milk Stride is a Bonus Action.
DM: …
Lactonius: I cast Milk Stride to teleport out of the Crabs implosion radius.
Rest of Party: *cheering*
DM: i hate milk…
Well that was less of a quote and more of a story, but still one of the most hilarious in-game moments I’ve ever had as Lactonius (or any other character I’ve played for that matter).
May your milk never curdle.
"The summer explodes with certainty,
But nobody knows who killed the bees ---
Yeah, I shot the judge on Sunset Street
Some green, lurid dream people believe..."
----- "No Thoughts", sn0wcrash
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
"Dang it the idea just came to my mind and I was gonna post it but Dragon beat me to it. I've made a similar quote about the Happy Ghast, too!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"Should the writing gig not work out, he plans to pursue his backup plan and become a dancing shark for a Katy Perry music video."
----R.R Virdi
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
"A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on."
~ Edgar Allan Poe
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"It always seems impossible until it's done."
---- Teenager at a Buffet
Can you fathom the hallowed shallows
That lie six feet ‘neath the azure skies?
Or fallow sallow forests
Until they open to your tallowed eyes?
extended sig
"I just binge-read an 8-book series of Minecraft fanfic."
-Me
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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