Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Anyone who deems themselves 'righteous' deserves to be boiled alive in the cauldron of plagues."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
“Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turned into a jet, flew into the sun, whited out (which I didn’t know you could do), then I woke up, smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned INTO the sun!”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“One-fifty-one thousand, six hundred, people die every day on earth. And if that isn’t a reason to cry, well, it sure is an awful lot of paper work.”
(Abaddon for real.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“I want to try that new little mermaid treatment where they remove your vocal cords and it somehow makes your legs look amazing.“
*starts dying inside since we did the little mermaid for our school musical*
-Me
”Smiling legs.”
-The script
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
“I want to try that new little mermaid treatment where they remove your vocal cords and it somehow makes your legs look amazing.“
*starts dying of laughter*
- Me
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“Poor dear little Isabel is caught in a living hell, it’s fishing and yard work, not building a citadel… overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu, managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a- I guess you see the pun there. What a mayor you turned out to be, if I do say so. Fitting how in a town full of animals, the only human is The scapegoat.”
-Tom Nook, Animal Crossing, Nook, line, and Sinker
“Poor dear little Isabel is caught in a living hell, it’s fishing and yard work, not building a citadel… overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu, managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a- I guess you see the pun there. What a mayor you turned out to be, if I do say so. Fitting how in a town full of animals, the only human is The scapegoat.”
-Tom Nook, Animal Crossing, Nook, line, and Sinker
*Bro I love that song. My favorite by The Stupendium is Rest Employed*
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
We gave you one chance to water the plants We didn't mean that way Now zip up your pants The gardener- Shel silverstein
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
“Poor dear little Isabel is caught in a living hell, it’s fishing and yard work, not building a citadel… overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu, managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a- I guess you see the pun there. What a mayor you turned out to be, if I do say so. Fitting how in a town full of animals, the only human is The scapegoat.”
-Tom Nook, Animal Crossing, Nook, line, and Sinker
*Bro I love that song. My favorite by The Stupendium is Rest Employed*
I had some rest employed lyrics earlier on this page, it is awesome.
”sixteen tons of scurrying death, smoldering souls through funnel of red, with a pick like grin at the front of his head, sat atop a most illogical number of legs.”
-end of the line, Stupendium and Dan Bull.
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"You Do Not Do Crazy Things Like 'Have Opinions'
Or Scream When I Capture You"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"TRAITOR!"
- Nurgul's dramatic last word
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
“You know what that means, FISH”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Anyone who deems themselves 'righteous' deserves to be boiled alive in the cauldron of plagues."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
“Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turned into a jet, flew into the sun, whited out (which I didn’t know you could do), then I woke up, smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned INTO the sun!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“How tall are you?”
”I’m 6’2.”
”HA-HA-HA. I’m 562’9!”
“The autopsy reveals that he was caught lacking, sir”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“One-fifty-one thousand, six hundred, people die every day on earth. And if that isn’t a reason to cry, well, it sure is an awful lot of paper work.”
(Abaddon for real.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
*absolutely*
*that is actually from a Stupendium song about the game Death and Taxes, it’s called Rest Employed and it fits Abaddon’s vibe perfectly.*
“Dearly indentured, we are gathered here today to pay tribute to the life of the departed, and to welcome him to the office. May he rest employed,”
“There’s nothing more masculine than eating dirt and wearing trees.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“I want to try that new little mermaid treatment where they remove your vocal cords and it somehow makes your legs look amazing.“
*starts dying inside since we did the little mermaid for our school musical*
-Me
”Smiling legs.”
-The script
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
*starts dying of laughter*
- Me
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
“Poor dear little Isabel is caught in a living hell, it’s fishing and yard work, not building a citadel… overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu, managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a- I guess you see the pun there. What a mayor you turned out to be, if I do say so. Fitting how in a town full of animals, the only human is The scapegoat.”
-Tom Nook, Animal Crossing, Nook, line, and Sinker
“If this somehow helps, there is a dove in your pocket!”
*Bro I love that song. My favorite by The Stupendium is Rest Employed*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
🎶gonna erase the earth, earth, earth, erase the earth!🎶
We gave you one chance
to water the plants
We didn't mean that way
Now zip up your pants
The gardener- Shel silverstein
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
I had some rest employed lyrics earlier on this page, it is awesome.
”sixteen tons of scurrying death, smoldering souls through funnel of red, with a pick like grin at the front of his head, sat atop a most illogical number of legs.”
-end of the line, Stupendium and Dan Bull.