There were some people shopping in a store. They made a bet that if they saw someone holding 10 of something that's odd to hold 10 of, they would go to the restraunt Marrow which has 1 star reviews on Yelp. There was new slang going round to call someone desperate for a new product (Fee), and they were here because a type of product had just released called an Ebris, which does something idk. Let's say it's a nerf gun but that's irrelevant. And what do you know, in the shopping craze for a new product, someone (their friend Nay) was holding 10 packages of Ebris. So one person said to the other,
"Ten Ebris! See Nay?"
"Fee, Nay? To Marrow.""
-Me on the Tenebris Sine Fine planning PM
I don’t get it
Tenebris Sine Fine tommorow. If it was pronounced like I originally thought, I would have cut out Nay, made Ebris a type of sign so the first guy says "Ten Ebris Signs!" and have the second guy just say "Fine, to Marrow".
"A (gp)post is best when it's so stupid people don't get the joke, trust me bro"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of (GP)posting
Whaaaaaaat.
Excited for Tenebris Sine Fine!
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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There were some people shopping in a store. They made a bet that if they saw someone holding 10 of something that's odd to hold 10 of, they would go to the restraunt Marrow which has 1 star reviews on Yelp. There was new slang going round to call someone desperate for a new product (Fee), and they were here because a type of product had just released called an Ebris, which does something idk. Let's say it's a nerf gun but that's irrelevant. And what do you know, in the shopping craze for a new product, someone (their friend Nay) was holding 10 packages of Ebris. So one person said to the other,
"Ten Ebris! See Nay?"
"Fee, Nay? To Marrow.""
-Me on the Tenebris Sine Fine planning PM
I don’t get it
Tenebris Sine Fine tommorow. If it was pronounced like I originally thought, I would have cut out Nay, made Ebris a type of sign so the first guy says "Ten Ebris Signs!" and have the second guy just say "Fine, to Marrow".
"A (gp)post is best when it's so stupid people don't get the joke, trust me bro"
"What if I'm also secretly working 5 other restraunt jobs, professional E Gamer, 7 underground black market system jobs, bestower of famine and pestilence upon the heretical, and a little pizza business down the street?"
“If you aren’t someone the church would have killed 400 years ago… are you even living?”
"No."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"What is Autumn? Is it not the season of dying? What sort of Autumn King would I be if I was free from Death's touch? I would not be fit to represent the season of ends if I my story had no finish. The Sweeper leaves this domain to me for now, but I've seen the way he looks at me. His knowing smile. There will come a time, be it soon or a thousand years from now, but that time will come. And when it does, there needs to be another who will shepherd the land and harvest the fields."
“You put a paint roller in the hands of a couple going through a joint midlife crisis and the power they hold over the local housing market is terrible to behold.”
“Pardon me, is everybody there? Because if everybody's there, I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things to do, and not a word of this to Paul, remember Paul, you know, the man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is But I thank you all For the gifts and the flowers, Thank you all, Now it's back to the showers, Don't tell Paul, But I'm not getting married today.
CHOIRGIRL: Bless this day, Tragedy of life, Husband yoked to wife. The heart sinks down and feels dead This dreadful day.
AMY: Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for, a wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should-- So listen, thanks a bunch, But I'm not getting married-- Go have lunch, 'Cause I'm not getting married-- You've been grand, But I'm not getting married-- Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married-- And don't tell Paul, But I'm not getting married today.
Go, can't you go? Why is no- Body listening? Goodbye, Go and cry At another person's wake. If you're quick, For a kick, You could pick Up a christening, But please, On my knees, There's a human life at stake!”
-Getting Married today, by Stephen Sondheim.
like the song right above this post, this one is ungodly fast.
Whaaaaaaat.
Excited for Tenebris Sine Fine!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"You had one job. Just the one."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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We are too! We hope it will be very cool beans.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"What if I'm also secretly working 5 other restraunt jobs, professional E Gamer, 7 underground black market system jobs, bestower of famine and pestilence upon the heretical, and a little pizza business down the street?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“How far in do I put it?”
Cdotplays Lego livestream
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“If you aren’t someone the church would have killed 400 years ago… are you even living?”
"No."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
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“Weird hill to die on, but at least you’re dead!”
“Heya Arch!” -Me
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
“Before the crowbar was invented, crows would usually just drink at home.”
“Boy, you hairier than a bear’s pits.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
"What is Autumn? Is it not the season of dying? What sort of Autumn King would I be if I was free from Death's touch? I would not be fit to represent the season of ends if I my story had no finish. The Sweeper leaves this domain to me for now, but I've seen the way he looks at me. His knowing smile. There will come a time, be it soon or a thousand years from now, but that time will come. And when it does, there needs to be another who will shepherd the land and harvest the fields."
-King Augustus, the Autumn Country.
“And what are you going to do, while I’m risking my life?!”
”risking something even more important: my manicure.”
“My hobbies include demolition, destruction, and Pilates! Oh yeah!”
“You put a paint roller in the hands of a couple going through a joint midlife crisis and the power they hold over the local housing market is terrible to behold.”
"But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it
Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's
Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having
Now the ads have got the traffic
And we've grabbed your demographic
So you're packing up your basket
'Cause your dad has gotta have it
He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic
So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic
Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it
So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static
And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic
So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it
And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it
Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's
[Hochi mama!] What a mouthful!"
-Ad Infinitum, by Stupendium
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Pardon me, is everybody there? Because if everybody's there, I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things to do, and not a word of this to Paul, remember Paul, you know, the man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is
But I thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers,
Thank you all,
Now it's back to the showers,
Don't tell Paul,
But I'm not getting married today.
CHOIRGIRL:
Bless this day,
Tragedy of life,
Husband yoked to wife.
The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day.
AMY:
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for, a wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should--
So listen, thanks a bunch,
But I'm not getting married--
Go have lunch,
'Cause I'm not getting married--
You've been grand,
But I'm not getting married--
Don't just stand there,
I'm not getting married--
And don't tell Paul,
But I'm not getting married today.
Go, can't you go?
Why is no-
Body listening?
Goodbye,
Go and cry
At another person's wake.
If you're quick,
For a kick,
You could pick
Up a christening,
But please,
On my knees,
There's a human life at stake!”
-Getting Married today, by Stephen Sondheim.
like the song right above this post, this one is ungodly fast.
"We need to put something that truly represents who we were and what we did!"
"Why not a copy of Dante's 'Inferno'?"
And also "Has anyone told you you have the voice of a songbird drowning in tar?"
-Both from M.A.S.H
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“I have been tortured my whole childhood by the sugarplum fairy.”
-Piecemeal, the Autumn Country.
“Get ready with me to gaslight my niece into thinking I’m a good person!”