"if there were an answer i could give you how the universe works, it wouldn't be special. it would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. it would just be a big, dumb food processor. but, since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it's euphoria." –Janet
And here is a more silly one to balance it out.
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
"Good Place is absolute cinema" -Me
“It’s The Best Show.”
Yes! Love it. It is legitness.
“Very good!”
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Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
"At their core, all fear boil down to fear of the unknown or fear of lack of control. Humanity can do anything, overtake anything, and adapt to anything, but when it can't it crumbles like a house of cards."
"(Hopping away on one foot) Ow my toe, ow my toe, ow my toe"
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums. Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’,m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
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My Hero Academia weeb, and proud of it.
Jeff main in Marvel Rivals. Terrible at competitive gaming.
All around I'm a mess made up of original characters, game lore, and the remnants of the worlds I never finished. In other words, I'm slightly off my rocker.
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
As a spiderman player, that is the most real thing I've ever heard from a fellow spiderman. Yes, I'm also concerned about me.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
As a spiderman player, that is the most real thing I've ever heard from a fellow spiderman. Yes, I'm also concerned about me.
Jeff main in Marvel Rivals. Terrible at competitive gaming.
All around I'm a mess made up of original characters, game lore, and the remnants of the worlds I never finished. In other words, I'm slightly off my rocker.
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
As a spiderman player, that is the most real thing I've ever heard from a fellow spiderman. Yes, I'm also concerned about me.
Eyy fellow Rivals player!
Stuck in bronze two, but yes. Spiderman and Iron fist are my mains.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
As a spiderman player, that is the most real thing I've ever heard from a fellow spiderman. Yes, I'm also concerned about me.
Eyy fellow Rivals player!
Stuck in bronze two, but yes. Spiderman and Iron fist are my mains.
I haven't even gotten out of Bronze III yet. I main... several people, but competitively it's either Jeff or Thor.
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My Hero Academia weeb, and proud of it.
Jeff main in Marvel Rivals. Terrible at competitive gaming.
All around I'm a mess made up of original characters, game lore, and the remnants of the worlds I never finished. In other words, I'm slightly off my rocker.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
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"Ah, farts. I got caught." - Eda the Owl Lady
*shakes hand* “Madeline Knife. Of the Knife Family. Our business is business.”
“Unfortunately, my doctor said I can’t participate in any activities that may make me seem down to earth.”
“You bought me a gift? I could cry, but the only emotions I experience are anger and triumph.”
“I just had my hair dyed EVIL blonde!”
“Very good!”
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
“You were fire/a raging flame/but flaming rage/it causes pain/so could you just/cool down a bit/today?” - Are you listening?
Yelo! I’m Selia or Sel or some variation on that. Pronouns? Just not she/her, please.
I’m an artist and a nerd. I’ll draw stuff for y’all purely because I have nothing better to do.
Is art
"Why is your leg so smooth? It's built like a freaking marble counter."
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. - Salvador Dalí
"The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in, but I've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out." -Sora, KH3
listening to this masterpiece on repeat: https://musescore.com/user/66015/scores/89661
extd sig?
"At their core, all fear boil down to fear of the unknown or fear of lack of control. Humanity can do anything, overtake anything, and adapt to anything, but when it can't it crumbles like a house of cards."
"(Hopping away on one foot) Ow my toe, ow my toe, ow my toe"
-Both by me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I like trains."
"You put green Jell-O in the detention pit!"
"It was his birthday! He liked it!"
“What doesn’t kill you makes you hotter!”
“Like wildfires and volcanoes!” -me
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums. Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’,m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
(Sig currently under construction)
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
My Hero Academia weeb, and proud of it.
Jeff main in Marvel Rivals. Terrible at competitive gaming.
All around I'm a mess made up of original characters, game lore, and the remnants of the worlds I never finished. In other words, I'm slightly off my rocker.
UwU
As a spiderman player, that is the most real thing I've ever heard from a fellow spiderman. Yes, I'm also concerned about me.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Eyy fellow Rivals player!
My Hero Academia weeb, and proud of it.
Jeff main in Marvel Rivals. Terrible at competitive gaming.
All around I'm a mess made up of original characters, game lore, and the remnants of the worlds I never finished. In other words, I'm slightly off my rocker.
UwU
Stuck in bronze two, but yes. Spiderman and Iron fist are my mains.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
I haven't even gotten out of Bronze III yet. I main... several people, but competitively it's either Jeff or Thor.
My Hero Academia weeb, and proud of it.
Jeff main in Marvel Rivals. Terrible at competitive gaming.
All around I'm a mess made up of original characters, game lore, and the remnants of the worlds I never finished. In other words, I'm slightly off my rocker.
UwU
"Higher beings, these words are for you alone."
"You can't decipher the rest of the tablet."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM