"I have beef with this cupcake. It may be odd I have beef with a sentient cupcake, but I don't care because I utterly despise this cupcake."
-Me playing Cuphead (the cupcake probably isn't that hard when you get used to it, but I have a skill issue and I'm playing Expert after taking a break)
Edit: I no hit it right after posting this...
"Now, me and this biblically accurate gumball, we're chill. It might be strange that I'm chilling with a biblically accurate gumball but-- aaaand I've killed them."
"Now, the biggest beef I have, is with this GODFORSAKEN MONKEY WITH CYMBALS. THE BURNING FIRES OF THE HELL HE RESIDES IN CANNOT COMPARE TO THE PERFECT HATRED I FEEL FOR THIS MONKEY AND HIS CARD MATCHING GAME."
“Hey, remember when we spent spring break in the hot tub every night? We said nothing else could ever feel so right… WELL THIS MIGHT! Seein’ my name up on that least, beats the first time that we kissed! Thought I was dumb, but I think somebody’s judgement was poor!”
“Friendly reminder that just because you show benevolence does not mean you are incapable of destruction. Suns fuel entire planets, but when they explode they take out entire solar systems. Now go and show the world how bright you really are.”
"I have beef with this cupcake. It may be odd I have beef with a sentient cupcake, but I don't care because I utterly despise this cupcake."
-Me playing Cuphead (the cupcake probably isn't that hard when you get used to it, but I have a skill issue and I'm playing Expert after taking a break)
Edit: I no hit it right after posting this...
"Now, me and this biblically accurate gumball, we're chill. It might be strange that I'm chilling with a biblically accurate gumball but-- aaaand I've killed them."
"Now, the biggest beef I have, is with this GODFORSAKEN MONKEY WITH CYMBALS. THE BURNING FIRES OF THE HELL HE RESIDES IN CANNOT COMPARE TO THE PERFECT HATRED I FEEL FOR THIS MONKEY AND HIS CARD MATCHING GAME."
“Listen, I know you all hate me. My face, my voice, everything. So if you want me gone, elect me president and I will lock myself in the White House for the entire term. But If I do not win, I will run again, and again, and you will see my face and hear my voice every election, ‘till the day I die. And I don’t plan on dying any time soon.”
“Listen, I know you all hate me. My face, my voice, everything. So if you want me gone, elect me president and I will lock myself in the White House for the entire term. But If I do not win, I will run again, and again, and you will see my face and hear my voice every election, ‘till the day I die. And I don’t plan on dying any time soon.”
“Hiya Arch!” -me
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
"Hey, my murder was justified! He wouldn't sell me a Staff! The only right way to handle that rage wa to unalive him! You gotta understand!"
-Me, playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I currently have a bounty of over 10,000 on my head.
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My Hero Academia weeb, and proud of it.
Jeff main in Marvel Rivals. Terrible at competitive gaming.
All around I'm a mess made up of original characters, game lore, and the remnants of the worlds I never finished. In other words, I'm slightly off my rocker.
"I have beef with this cupcake. It may be odd I have beef with a sentient cupcake, but I don't care because I utterly despise this cupcake."
-Me playing Cuphead (the cupcake probably isn't that hard when you get used to it, but I have a skill issue and I'm playing Expert after taking a break)
Edit: I no hit it right after posting this...
"Now, me and this biblically accurate gumball, we're chill. It might be strange that I'm chilling with a biblically accurate gumball but-- aaaand I've killed them."
"Now, the biggest beef I have, is with this GODFORSAKEN MONKEY WITH CYMBALS. THE BURNING FIRES OF THE HELL HE RESIDES IN CANNOT COMPARE TO THE PERFECT HATRED I FEEL FOR THIS MONKEY AND HIS CARD MATCHING GAME."
"You beat the blue bouncing ball?"
"Yeah. If you time your dashes right then you can get under him easier. And in case you don't know you can duck the punches, I didn't realize that until after I beat him or a bit before I think. And if you have really good timing I'd recommend using the Spread EX to speedrun the last phase, otherwise just play it safe."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
"Okay. Guys. I know this looks bad, but hear me out. All we have to do is run forwards as I MISTY STEP OUTTA THERE I AIN'T DEALING WITH THE CANNIBALISTIC BABY SPIDER BYE GUYS!"
-Me to the rest of my friends fighting the BBEG.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
There were some people shopping in a store. They made a bet that if they saw someone holding 10 of something that's odd to hold 10 of, they would go to the restraunt Marrow which has 1 star reviews on Yelp. There was new slang going round to call someone desperate for a new product (Fee), and they were here because a type of product had just released called an Ebris, which does something idk. Let's say it's a nerf gun but that's irrelevant. And what do you know, in the shopping craze for a new product, someone (their friend Nay) was holding 10 packages of Ebris. So one person said to the other,
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
There were some people shopping in a store. They made a bet that if they saw someone holding 10 of something that's odd to hold 10 of, they would go to the restraunt Marrow which has 1 star reviews on Yelp. There was new slang going round to call someone desperate for a new product (Fee), and they were here because a type of product had just released called an Ebris, which does something idk. Let's say it's a nerf gun but that's irrelevant. And what do you know, in the shopping craze for a new product, someone (their friend Nay) was holding 10 packages of Ebris. So one person said to the other,
"Ten Ebris! See Nay?"
"Fee, Nay? To Marrow.""
-Me on the Tenebris Sine Fine planning PM
I don’t get it
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
There were some people shopping in a store. They made a bet that if they saw someone holding 10 of something that's odd to hold 10 of, they would go to the restraunt Marrow which has 1 star reviews on Yelp. There was new slang going round to call someone desperate for a new product (Fee), and they were here because a type of product had just released called an Ebris, which does something idk. Let's say it's a nerf gun but that's irrelevant. And what do you know, in the shopping craze for a new product, someone (their friend Nay) was holding 10 packages of Ebris. So one person said to the other,
"Ten Ebris! See Nay?"
"Fee, Nay? To Marrow.""
-Me on the Tenebris Sine Fine planning PM
I don’t get it
Tenebris Sine Fine tommorow. If it was pronounced like I originally thought, I would have cut out Nay, made Ebris a type of sign so the first guy says "Ten Ebris Signs!" and have the second guy just say "Fine, to Marrow".
"A (gp)post is best when it's so stupid people don't get the joke, trust me bro"
"Now, the biggest beef I have, is with this GODFORSAKEN MONKEY WITH CYMBALS. THE BURNING FIRES OF THE HELL HE RESIDES IN CANNOT COMPARE TO THE PERFECT HATRED I FEEL FOR THIS MONKEY AND HIS CARD MATCHING GAME."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I have never developed indigestion from eating my words." - Winston Churchill
"The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in, but I've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out." -Sora, KH3
listening to this masterpiece on repeat: https://musescore.com/user/66015/scores/89661
extd sig?
“Hey, remember when we spent spring break in the hot tub every night? We said nothing else could ever feel so right… WELL THIS MIGHT! Seein’ my name up on that least, beats the first time that we kissed! Thought I was dumb, but I think somebody’s judgement was poor!”
-Elle Woods, Legally Blonde, the musical.
“Friendly reminder that just because you show benevolence does not mean you are incapable of destruction. Suns fuel entire planets, but when they explode they take out entire solar systems. Now go and show the world how bright you really are.”
"You beat the blue bouncing ball?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
“Listen, I know you all hate me. My face, my voice, everything. So if you want me gone, elect me president and I will lock myself in the White House for the entire term. But If I do not win, I will run again, and again, and you will see my face and hear my voice every election, ‘till the day I die. And I don’t plan on dying any time soon.”
“Hiya Arch!” -me
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
"Hey, my murder was justified! He wouldn't sell me a Staff! The only right way to handle that rage wa to unalive him! You gotta understand!"
-Me, playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I currently have a bounty of over 10,000 on my head.
My Hero Academia weeb, and proud of it.
Jeff main in Marvel Rivals. Terrible at competitive gaming.
All around I'm a mess made up of original characters, game lore, and the remnants of the worlds I never finished. In other words, I'm slightly off my rocker.
UwU
"Yeah. If you time your dashes right then you can get under him easier. And in case you don't know you can duck the punches, I didn't realize that until after I beat him or a bit before I think. And if you have really good timing I'd recommend using the Spread EX to speedrun the last phase, otherwise just play it safe."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“It’s just like riding a bike. Because it is a bike.”
"This bait is nasty!"
"The word, my dear sister, is pungent."
"Ok. This pungent is nasty!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
"I do not suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
"The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in, but I've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out." -Sora, KH3
listening to this masterpiece on repeat: https://musescore.com/user/66015/scores/89661
extd sig?
"Okay. Guys. I know this looks bad, but hear me out. All we have to do is run forwards as I MISTY STEP OUTTA THERE I AIN'T DEALING WITH THE CANNIBALISTIC BABY SPIDER BYE GUYS!"
-Me to the rest of my friends fighting the BBEG.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Yeah, so I kinda sound like an angry pitbull with laryngitis... This is fine..."
- Me, right now
"Hold on, hold on guys....I'm making my wife. Oh, nope, I messed up. Lemme just get rid of her and try again..."
-Me playing Minecraft
"A random story:
There were some people shopping in a store. They made a bet that if they saw someone holding 10 of something that's odd to hold 10 of, they would go to the restraunt Marrow which has 1 star reviews on Yelp. There was new slang going round to call someone desperate for a new product (Fee), and they were here because a type of product had just released called an Ebris, which does something idk. Let's say it's a nerf gun but that's irrelevant. And what do you know, in the shopping craze for a new product, someone (their friend Nay) was holding 10 packages of Ebris. So one person said to the other,
"Ten Ebris! See Nay?"
"Fee, Nay? To Marrow.""
-Me on the Tenebris Sine Fine planning PM
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Thor. Son of Odin."
"Surtur! Son of... a [GP]!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
I don’t get it
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
Tenebris Sine Fine tommorow. If it was pronounced like I originally thought, I would have cut out Nay, made Ebris a type of sign so the first guy says "Ten Ebris Signs!" and have the second guy just say "Fine, to Marrow".
"A (gp)post is best when it's so stupid people don't get the joke, trust me bro"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of (GP)posting
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ