(How did it get bolded, I'm on mobile. I think my post got infected I can't switch back aaaaaaaa)
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"Ok well that's already been quoted"
"PHROG"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
(How did it get bolded, I'm on mobile. I think my post got infected I can't switch back aaaaaaaa)
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"Ok well that's already been quoted"
"Isn't it ironic how the fear of palindromes is 'aibohphobia', the fear of long words is 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia', the fear of short words is 'logophobia', dyslexia is spelt like... something you can't spell without it until grade five, and a lisp has 's' in it?..."
(How did it get bolded, I'm on mobile. I think my post got infected I can't switch back aaaaaaaa)
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"Ok well that's already been quoted"
"Isn't it ironic how the fear of palindromes is 'aibohphobia', the fear of long words is 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia', the fear of short words is 'logophobia', dyslexia is spelt like... something you can't spell without it until grade five, and a lisp has 's' in it?..."
"I actually didn't know about the palindromes and short words, didn't realize the dyslexia and lisp thing"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
(How did it get bolded, I'm on mobile. I think my post got infected I can't switch back aaaaaaaa)
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"Ok well that's already been quoted"
"Isn't it ironic how the fear of palindromes is 'aibohphobia', the fear of long words is 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia', the fear of short words is 'logophobia', dyslexia is spelt like... something you can't spell without it until grade five, and a lisp has 's' in it?..."
"I actually didn't know about the palindromes and short words, didn't realize the dyslexia and lisp thing"
"At least aibohphobia is literally a joke" - Me, 2023
(How did it get bolded, I'm on mobile. I think my post got infected I can't switch back aaaaaaaa)
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"Ok well that's already been quoted"
"Isn't it ironic how the fear of palindromes is 'aibohphobia', the fear of long words is 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia', the fear of short words is 'logophobia', dyslexia is spelt like... something you can't spell without it until grade five, and a lisp has 's' in it?..."
"I actually didn't know about the palindromes and short words, didn't realize the dyslexia and lisp thing"
"At least aibohphobia is literally a joke" - Me, 2023
"I'm sure whoever invented hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia was messing around too" -Me, 2025
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
(How did it get bolded, I'm on mobile. I think my post got infected I can't switch back aaaaaaaa)
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"Ok well that's already been quoted"
"Isn't it ironic how the fear of palindromes is 'aibohphobia', the fear of long words is 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia', the fear of short words is 'logophobia', dyslexia is spelt like... something you can't spell without it until grade five, and a lisp has 's' in it?..."
"I actually didn't know about the palindromes and short words, didn't realize the dyslexia and lisp thing"
"At least aibohphobia is literally a joke" - Me, 2023
"I'm sure whoever invented hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia was messing around too" -Me, 2025
“Is it really grave robbing if your cleric uses dark magic to animate the dead and make it ‘willingly’ hand over the magical battle axe?”
This is remarkably similar to when one of my players stole a secret present from someone before the person knew it existed and said:
"It's not stealing if they don't even know it exists! Or that it's theirs! You can't imprison me for this!" -The party rogue, moments before they were imprisoned
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"Isn't it ironic how the fear of palindromes is 'aibohphobia', the fear of long words is 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia', the fear of short words is 'logophobia', dyslexia is spelt like... something you can't spell without it until grade five, and a lisp has 's' in it?..."
"I actually didn't know about the palindromes and short words, didn't realize the dyslexia and lisp thing"
"At least aibohphobia is literally a joke" - Me, 2023
"I'm sure whoever invented hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia was messing around too" -Me, 2025
"I'm pretty sure they were" - Me, just now
"What madness is this?" - That one guard in Honor Among Thieves
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"No. The manager's secretly a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of undead."
"I knew it."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"After everything, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?!"
(nods)
"Okay."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Ok well that's already been quoted"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"PHROG"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
"Isn't it ironic how the fear of palindromes is 'aibohphobia', the fear of long words is 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia', the fear of short words is 'logophobia', dyslexia is spelt like... something you can't spell without it until grade five, and a lisp has 's' in it?..."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"I actually didn't know about the palindromes and short words, didn't realize the dyslexia and lisp thing"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"At least aibohphobia is literally a joke" - Me, 2023
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"I'm sure whoever invented hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia was messing around too" -Me, 2025
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I'm pretty sure they were" - Me, just now
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
This is remarkably similar to when one of my players stole a secret present from someone before the person knew it existed and said:
"It's not stealing if they don't even know it exists! Or that it's theirs! You can't imprison me for this!" -The party rogue, moments before they were imprisoned
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
“Axolotl want to rp on Vinstreb?” - me.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"What madness is this?" - That one guard in Honor Among Thieves
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
“How is kettle corn dangerous?”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"Did you get fired because of me?"
"No. The manager's secretly a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of undead."
"I knew it."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
"After everything, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?!"
(nods)
"Okay."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“Oh, Michael, you mustn’t blame yourself!”
”I’m not, I’m blaming you.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.” - (Captain) Jack Sparrow, from Pirates of the Caribbean
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
"Is there no way we can get rid of him?"
"Not without cause, Michael."
"I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him." - I'm not sure, but I heard it in a YouTube video
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
*Which Michael? The Majestic one?*
"Michael is so majestic." -Tens of thousands of people.
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'." - (Captain) Jack Sparrow, from Pirates of the Caribbean
*By the way, anyone else find Jack Sparrow amusing? Especially this line:*
"Four of you tried to kill me, and one of you succeeded!" - (Captain) Jack Sparrow, from Pirates of the Caribbean
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Wish I would had read this before I did your quiz.