“There! Right there! Look at that tan, that tinted skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubly chin Oh please he's gay, totally gay
[Calahan] I'm not about to celebrate Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate This guy's not gay, I say not gay
[All] That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to assume That a man who wears perfume Is automatically radically fay?
[Emmett] But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
[Elle] Look at his silk translucent socks
[Calahan] There's the eternal paradox Look what we're seeing
[Elle] What are we seeing?
[Calahan] Is he gay?
[Elle] Of course he's gay
[Calahan] Or european?
[All] Oh Gay or european? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or european?
[Warner] Well, hey don't look at me
[Vivian] You see they bring their boys up different In those charming foreign ports They play peculiar sports
[All] In shiny shirts and tiny shorts Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks They both say things like ciao bella While they kiss you on both cheeks
[Elle] Oh please
[All] Gay or european? So many shades of gray
[Warner] Depending on the time of day The french go either way
[All] Is he gay or european? Or
[Eden] There! Right there! Look at that condescending smirk Seen it on every guy at work That is a metro-hetero jerk That guy's not gay, I say no way
[All] That is the elephant in the room Well is it relevant to presume That a hottie in that costume
All systems go, the sun hasn't died Deep in my bones, straight from inside
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to make my system blow Welcome to the new age, to the new age Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Woah-oh, woah I'm radioactive, radioactive Woah-oh, woah I'm radioactive, radioactive" - Radioactive, by Imagine Dragons (my favorite band when I was younger)
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
“Good news! The Witch, she's dead Come out, come out, she's gone Good news! She's dead The Witch of the West is dead The wickedest witch there ever was The enemy of all of us here in Oz is dead Good news! Good news!
Look, it's Glinda
Let us be glad Let us be grateful Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue The wicked workings of you-know-who Isn't it nice to know That good will conquer evil? The truth we all believe'll by and by Outlive a lie For you and-
No one mourns the wicked No one cries, "They won't return!" No one lays a lily on their grave The good man scorns the wicked Through their lives, our children learn What we miss when we misbehave
And goodness knows the wicked's lives are lonely Goodness knows the wicked die alone It just shows when you're wicked, you're left only On your own
Yes, goodness knows the wicked's lives are lonely Goodness knows the wicked cry alone Nothing grows for the wicked, they reap only What they've sown
That's a good question Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? After all, the Wicked Witch had a childhood She had a father who, by the way, had been appointed governor of Munchkinland (I'm off to the Assembly, dear) And she had a mother, as so many do
How I hate to go and leave you lonely That's alright, it's only just one night But know that you're here in my heart while I'm out of your sight
And like every family, they had their secrets
Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty I've got one more night left here in town So have another drink of green elixir And we'll have ourselves a little mixer Have another little swallow, little lady, and follow me down
And one thing led to another, as it so often does (no!) But from the moment the witch was born, she was, well, different
It's coming (Now?) (The baby's coming) (Oh, and how!) I see a nose I see a curl It's a healthy, perfect, lovely little- (oh) (Oh, sweet Oz, oh)
How can it be? (What does it mean?) It's uncanny (it's obscene!) Like a froggy, ferny cabbage The baby is unnaturally Green Take it away, take it away!
And so, it couldn't have been easy
No one mourns the wicked Now at last, she's dead and gone Now at last, there's joy throughout the land
And goodness knows (goodness knows) We know what goodness is (ah) Goodness knows the wicked die alone (she died alone) Woe to those (woe to those) Who spurn what goodnesses They are shown
No one mourns the wicked (good news!) No one mourns the wicked (good news!) No one mourns the wicked! Wicked! Wicked!“
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_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
That is from the Movie, and originally the Broadway musical, Wicked, which is, in my opinion, the best movie that came out last year.
Ooh, I heard about that! I've been meaning to check it out, but I don't watch movies without my family and I don't think anyone else is interested.
Please, please do, it is a genuinely brilliant movie. If you don’t mind a little spoiler (though you don’t have to see it, so I’m hiding it)
This first scene, in which that song plays, is basically about an Angry mob celebrating the death of a misunderstood witch turned public enemy and her best friend being forced to pretend this is a good thing while Soprano Screaming into the void.
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_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
That is from the Movie, and originally the Broadway musical, Wicked, which is, in my opinion, the best movie that came out last year.
Ooh, I heard about that! I've been meaning to check it out, but I don't watch movies without my family and I don't think anyone else is interested.
Please, please do, it is a genuinely brilliant movie. If you don’t mind a little spoiler (though you don’t have to see it, so I’m hiding it)
This first scene, in which that song plays, is basically about an Angry mob celebrating the death of a misunderstood witch turned public enemy and her best friend being forced to pretend this is a good thing while Soprano Screaming into the void.
Goodness, it's totally dark comedy, isn't it? That's my favorite kind of movie!
Arrrrrrrg, but no one else seemed interested...
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
That is from the Movie, and originally the Broadway musical, Wicked, which is, in my opinion, the best movie that came out last year.
Ooh, I heard about that! I've been meaning to check it out, but I don't watch movies without my family and I don't think anyone else is interested.
Please, please do, it is a genuinely brilliant movie. If you don’t mind a little spoiler (though you don’t have to see it, so I’m hiding it)
This first scene, in which that song plays, is basically about an Angry mob celebrating the death of a misunderstood witch turned public enemy and her best friend being forced to pretend this is a good thing while Soprano Screaming into the void.
Goodness, it's totally dark comedy, isn't it? That's my favorite kind of movie!
Arrrrrrrg, but no one else seemed interested...
Dark? Definitely. Comedy? Yeah, at some moments. Super emotional and heartfelt? Absolutely. It’s like if you took a Shakespearean tragedy and wrote a synopsis of it in glitter pen. And the music. Is. So. Good.
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_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*Whoops, didn't see the time. I need to get off now. Bye, all!*
*Awwwwww, bye! I'll probably be on for like two more hours or so.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Just remember: You're backup, and I'm... frontdown. Which is the opposite of backup!"
(Approaches menacingly)
"Wait, I'm the one who gave you the key!"
"...Which would make you a traitor."
"Um. Yes?"
(Clubs the guy unconscious) "I hate traitors."
"This is why we always carry a spare." (Checks bag) "...Ok, so apparently that WAS the spare."
-All from Race to the Edge
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
“The world has lost its head And every evil hour is filled with dread I'm floating on a lake, but upside-down And when I try to breathe I start to drown
I cannot speak as nameless ghosts and faceless ghouls Bid me join the dead No one tells these gruesome fools That the world has lost its head!”
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_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“You don’t dance with the devil. Because you get burned. Or in Madeline’s case because she has no Rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Don't interrupt me again or I'll feed you to the boa." - Frank (Dwayne Johnson), from Jungle Cruise
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
“I am too young to die, and too old to eat off the kid’s menu! What a stupid age I am!”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Old, but not that old
Young, but not that bold" - Counting Stars, a song by OneRepublic
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
“There! Right there!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubly chin
Oh please he's gay, totally gay
[Calahan]
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
[All]
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically radically fay?
[Emmett]
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
[Elle]
Look at his silk translucent socks
[Calahan]
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
[Elle]
What are we seeing?
[Calahan]
Is he gay?
[Elle]
Of course he's gay
[Calahan]
Or european?
[All]
Oh
Gay or european?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?
[Warner]
Well, hey don't look at me
[Vivian]
You see they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
[All]
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like ciao bella
While they kiss you on both cheeks
[Elle]
Oh please
[All]
Gay or european?
So many shades of gray
[Warner]
Depending on the time of day
The french go either way
[All]
Is he gay or european?
Or
[Eden]
There! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetero jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way
[All]
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
[Elle]
Is automatically, radically
[Calahan]
Ironically, cronically
[Vivian]
Scurtinly, curtainly
[Warner]
Genetically, netically
[All]
Gay!
Officially gay!
Officially gay, gay, gay, gay!
Dammit!”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Woah, oh-oh
Woah, oh-oh
Woah
I'm waking up to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
I'm breathing in the chemicals
I'm breaking in, shaping up
Then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Woah
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my system blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Woah-oh, woah
I'm radioactive, radioactive
Woah-oh, woah
I'm radioactive, radioactive
I raise my flags, dye my clothes
It's a revolution, I suppose
We're painted red to fit right in
Woah
I'm breaking in, shaping up
Then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Woah
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my system blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Woah-oh, woah
I'm radioactive, radioactive
Woah-oh, woah
I'm radioactive, radioactive
All systems go, the sun hasn't died
Deep in my bones, straight from inside
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my system blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Woah-oh, woah
I'm radioactive, radioactive
Woah-oh, woah
I'm radioactive, radioactive" - Radioactive, by Imagine Dragons (my favorite band when I was younger)
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Come out, come out, she's gone
Good news! She's dead
The Witch of the West is dead
The wickedest witch there ever was
The enemy of all of us here in Oz is dead
Good news! Good news!
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue
The wicked workings of you-know-who
Isn't it nice to know
That good will conquer evil?
The truth we all believe'll by and by
Outlive a lie
For you and-
No one cries, "They won't return!"
No one lays a lily on their grave
The good man scorns the wicked
Through their lives, our children learn
What we miss when we misbehave
Goodness knows the wicked die alone
It just shows when you're wicked, you're left only
On your own
Goodness knows the wicked cry alone
Nothing grows for the wicked, they reap only
What they've sown
Are people born wicked?
Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
After all, the Wicked Witch had a childhood
She had a father who, by the way, had been appointed governor of Munchkinland
(I'm off to the Assembly, dear)
And she had a mother, as so many do
That's alright, it's only just one night
But know that you're here in my heart while I'm out of your sight
I've got one more night left here in town
So have another drink of green elixir
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another little swallow, little lady, and follow me down
But from the moment the witch was born, she was, well, different
(Now?)
(The baby's coming)
(Oh, and how!)
I see a nose
I see a curl
It's a healthy, perfect, lovely little- (oh)
(Oh, sweet Oz, oh)
It's uncanny (it's obscene!)
Like a froggy, ferny cabbage
The baby is unnaturally
Green
Take it away, take it away!
Now at last, she's dead and gone
Now at last, there's joy throughout the land
We know what goodness is (ah)
Goodness knows the wicked die alone (she died alone)
Woe to those (woe to those)
Who spurn what goodnesses
They are shown
No one mourns the wicked (good news!)
No one mourns the wicked!
Wicked!
Wicked!“
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*Wait, what is that from?*
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
That is from the Movie, and originally the Broadway musical, Wicked, which is, in my opinion, the best movie that came out last year.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Ooh, I heard about that! I've been meaning to check it out, but I don't watch movies without my family and I don't think anyone else is interested.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
“The child who was not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Please, please do, it is a genuinely brilliant movie. If you don’t mind a little spoiler (though you don’t have to see it, so I’m hiding it)
This first scene, in which that song plays, is basically about an Angry mob celebrating the death of a misunderstood witch turned public enemy and her best friend being forced to pretend this is a good thing while Soprano Screaming into the void.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Goodness, it's totally dark comedy, isn't it? That's my favorite kind of movie!
Arrrrrrrg, but no one else seemed interested...
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Dark? Definitely. Comedy? Yeah, at some moments. Super emotional and heartfelt? Absolutely. It’s like if you took a Shakespearean tragedy and wrote a synopsis of it in glitter pen. And the music. Is. So. Good.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*Whoops, didn't see the time. I need to get off now. Bye, all!*
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
*Awwwwww, bye! I'll probably be on for like two more hours or so.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Just remember: You're backup, and I'm... frontdown. Which is the opposite of backup!"
(Approaches menacingly)
"Wait, I'm the one who gave you the key!"
"...Which would make you a traitor."
"Um. Yes?"
(Clubs the guy unconscious) "I hate traitors."
"This is why we always carry a spare." (Checks bag) "...Ok, so apparently that WAS the spare."
-All from Race to the Edge
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“The world has lost its head
And every evil hour is filled with dread
I'm floating on a lake, but upside-down
And when I try to breathe I start to drown
Bid me join the dead
No one tells these gruesome fools
That the world has lost its head!”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“👏don’t👏call👏it👏traditional👏marriage👏if👏it👏doesn’t👏even👏secure👏alliances👏between👏fiefdoms👏”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Hey, dad? I just wanted to say I'm sorry for the whole 'writing sin on the wall in blood' thing."
"Nope, doesn't get less weird in repetition."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ