"I'm sorry, Earth is closed today, you better pack it up and get out of here."
"Does this chattering animal speak for you?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
“Mother, maiden, crone Goddess, God-less, all alone Medusa and the flesh Punished for another's mess So you'll take the fall For standing just an inch too tall When the bell doth toll The ringing calls out for us all
Temptress, siren, witch Anne, she stands without a stitch A lesson never learned Speak too loud, we'll see you burn And your reflection seems To look a whole lot like that Eve When the bell doth toll The ringing calls out for us all The ringing calls out for us all!
Legions of daughters, those that you fought for Happily curse your name now Drink from the cup, girl, and in another world History sings the same vow Ruled by religion, they speak, but we listen (ooh-ooh) And offer a lamb to the slaughter Easy to lay the blame onto her altar As mother dies
And dies and dies (self-righteousness rooted inside your home, kid) And dies and dies (can't help but follow their lead) And dies and dies (mothers curse mothers, daughters curse daughters) And dies and dies (and so the cycle repeats) And dies and dies (villainize victims, slave to a system) And dies and dies (collecting kindling for our kin) And dies and dies and dies (the fire we drop at your feet and we leave)
Please don't cry for your daughters, Eve.”
-‘Please don’t cry for your daughters, Eve,’ Lydia the Bard
Young girl or a pretty meal?
The line is just so fine
Little Red walked out alone
Joining the buffet of the night
See the wolves, they wait and watch and howl hoping for a bite
Of fresh meat on a busy street, the minute you′re out of sight
Little Red walked out alone
Joining the buffet of the night
But Little Red, she knows these streets
So why should she be afraid?
She walks out with her blood-red cloak
Little Red, his favourite shade
You'll attract the wrong attention
Wearing colours such as those
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Boys will be boys, wolves will be wolves
But what does mother know
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Feed us your girls
The wolves shout out
Feed us the ones with curves, the ones without
Feed us your girls
From plate to mouth
Honey, you′re the entrée when you dress like that
And mother's not around
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Dawn arrives and dinner scraps
Are on the street from just last night
People whisper, it's her fault
With a red so very bright
A silly girl
A common whore
Someone cover up that sight
No one likes to see leftovers by the dawning light
And there′s a buffet every night
Little Red, she knew those woods
Each tree and every stone
Doesn′t matter either way
When there's a wolf inside your home
You can hear the growling
So you throw the dog a bone
You′ll catch more bees with honey dear
But what does mother know
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Feed us your girls
The wolves shout out
Feed us the ones with curves, the ones without
Feed us your girls
From plate to mouth
Honey, you're the entrée when you dress like that
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Little Red was not a meal
A little girl is not a tease
A cloak is not an invitation for what′s underneath
Our no, does not mean, yes
There's no riddle, there′s no test
Blood-red clothes alone at night shouldn't equal death
But the wolves are very hungry
Gnashing pointed teeth
Don't care what the wrappers like
It′ll eat you if you breathe
So maybe it doesn′t matter
How we choose to wrap our skin
'Cause you′d prefer to blame the girl
Then deal with your own sin
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Feed us your girls
The wolves shout out
Feed us the ones with curves, the ones without
Feed us your girls
From plate to mouth
Honey, you're the entrée when you dress like that
And mother′s not around lydia the bard
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"No one traumatizes these weirdly hot robots but me!"
- Uzi Doorman
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"Do you understand what you're doing, boy? You're about to take on the full force of a star. It'll kill you."
"Only if I die."
"...Yes, that's what 'killing you' means."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
“I don’t think he was screaming… I just think his default tone is Banshee.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"[Friends]? Kris, you don't need [Friends]! I can make my hands into phones!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Is that from the new chapters?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
No, it's from Chapter 2. If it was from 3 and 4 I would put it in a spoiler.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ah, understood
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“If ignorance is bliss, omnipotence is hell.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Bro Just Let Me Karate Chop You And You Can Have As Many Skateboards As You Want"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“You said you worked at Disney land-… in the saddest tone possible. Do you work in the Dead Children Department?”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee."
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
SPITE!!!
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“I didn’t say have a great day. I said have a grey day.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I'm sorry, Earth is closed today, you better pack it up and get out of here."
"Does this chattering animal speak for you?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
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lydia the bard
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"No one traumatizes these weirdly hot robots but me!"
- Uzi Doorman
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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"Do you understand what you're doing, boy? You're about to take on the full force of a star. It'll kill you."
"Only if I die."
"...Yes, that's what 'killing you' means."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
"That's rich.
No like really, this guy had 2,000 bucks on him when I killed him."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Evolution can do wonderful things if Mother Nature is drunk enough.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."