If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it's called the present."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"As the old saying goes, an eye for a tooth, an arm for a leg, an ear for a no... Well, it's an old saying, but not a particularly good one."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
(Whispering) "I was going to say something profound, but she beat me to the punch. Now what?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"The real question, Eleanor, is 'What do we owe each other?'"
"Did I sell you a drink?" (Gasp) "Am I a bartender?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
“Mother, maiden, crone Goddess, God-less, all alone Medusa and the flesh Punished for another's mess So you'll take the fall For standing just an inch too tall When the bell doth toll The ringing calls out for us all
Temptress, siren, witch Anne, she stands without a stitch A lesson never learned Speak too loud, we'll see you burn And your reflection seems To look a whole lot like that Eve When the bell doth toll The ringing calls out for us all The ringing calls out for us all!
Legions of daughters, those that you fought for Happily curse your name now Drink from the cup, girl, and in another world History sings the same vow Ruled by religion, they speak, but we listen (ooh-ooh) And offer a lamb to the slaughter Easy to lay the blame onto her altar As mother dies
And dies and dies (self-righteousness rooted inside your home, kid) And dies and dies (can't help but follow their lead) And dies and dies (mothers curse mothers, daughters curse daughters) And dies and dies (and so the cycle repeats) And dies and dies (villainize victims, slave to a system) And dies and dies (collecting kindling for our kin) And dies and dies and dies (the fire we drop at your feet and we leave)
Please don't cry for your daughters, Eve.”
-‘Please don’t cry for your daughters, Eve,’ Lydia the Bard
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“There are two types of people. People who can extrapolate meaning from incomplete data sets.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Same vibes as "There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"What, behind the rabbit?"
"No, it IS the rabbit!"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
“There are only like 20 of these left in the whole world.” - Chyna Parks on A.N.T Farm. Played by China Anne McClain
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“A unicorn in the forest is the Fae equivalent to a white van with free candy.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it's called the present."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
"Goddammit Donut!" - Dungeon Crawler Carl
"I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody." - Karl Childers (Slingblade)
"The only limits in life are the ones you create in your mind." - Carl Weathers
"Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes." Carl Jung
Aut Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam (Find a way or make one) - Hannibal Allegedly
Lessons learned in blood are not soon forgotten. - Clyde Shelton
The truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is and you must bow to it's power or live a lie. -Miyamoto Musashi
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Aut Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam (Find a way or make one) - Hannibal Allegedly
Lessons learned in blood are not soon forgotten. - Clyde Shelton
The truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is and you must bow to it's power or live a lie. -Miyamoto Musashi
“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“One child, one teacher, one pen, and one book can change the world.”
-Malala Yousafzai
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“You’re not even born yet, and you’re an accessory to murder!”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"As the old saying goes, an eye for a tooth, an arm for a leg, an ear for a no... Well, it's an old saying, but not a particularly good one."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.”
-Mahatma Gandhi.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
(Whispering) "I was going to say something profound, but she beat me to the punch. Now what?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
"How much do I owe you?"
"The real question, Eleanor, is 'What do we owe each other?'"
"Did I sell you a drink?" (Gasp) "Am I a bartender?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I've fallen down and gotten back up again.”
-Nelson Mandela
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Don't be so afraid...
There is no one left for you to save.
Savor any morsel I have
Laid before you...
I adore you...
I can feel your pain.
No we're not the same...
When they hear my name...
A fear they can't explain..."
Left Behind, Divide Music
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I don't need my human rights." Zsa-Zsa Korda from the Phoenician Scheme
“Mother, maiden, crone
Goddess, God-less, all alone
Medusa and the flesh
Punished for another's mess
So you'll take the fall
For standing just an inch too tall
When the bell doth toll
The ringing calls out for us all
Anne, she stands without a stitch
A lesson never learned
Speak too loud, we'll see you burn
And your reflection seems
To look a whole lot like that Eve
When the bell doth toll
The ringing calls out for us all
The ringing calls out for us all!
Happily curse your name now
Drink from the cup, girl, and in another world
History sings the same vow
Ruled by religion, they speak, but we listen (ooh-ooh)
And offer a lamb to the slaughter
Easy to lay the blame onto her altar
As mother dies
And dies and dies (can't help but follow their lead)
And dies and dies (mothers curse mothers, daughters curse daughters)
And dies and dies (and so the cycle repeats)
And dies and dies (villainize victims, slave to a system)
And dies and dies (collecting kindling for our kin)
And dies and dies and dies (the fire we drop at your feet and we leave)
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"May each word I speak be backed by each of my teeth"
-Jhariah, TOOTH PACT
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.