”Cool Arm! Did it bleed a lot? Did they let you keep the old one?”
"Arm-chopping is NOT A LOVE LANGUAGE!!!"
*What movie was this, I know it but I can’t remember the name, started with an N, about a shape shifting mega villain who’s really just misunderstood.*
*NIMONAAAAAA*
<My sister loves that movie. I tried getting her the actual, original book, but she said that the art was weird and the movie was better.>
*I haven’t seen the book, but the movie is a masterpiece, not a top tier one, but a movie I would watch again and not complain about it.*
"These apples are horrible! This one too mushy! This one too hard! I break last tooth!" (Brandishes apple with tooth still stuck in it)
"Hey, lady! You're paying for that apple!"
"I don't pay for bad apple!" (Throws apple at shopkeeper)
"Crazy old bat..."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"Hey, my brother's really excited to catch a human, so... could you just keep on pretending to be one?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"How come Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans never is heard in Undertale?"
"Well, it says 'might', not 'does'."
-Toby Fox (in an interview)
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"...and just like their ancestors, cats like to get high."
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"This creature looks tasty. I wonder, should I eat it? The other ones around here were awfully bland."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's Valentine's Day and I've already had two pairs of followers fall in love, one ask to marry me, and one ask me to let everyone commit cannibalism."
-Me playing Cult of the Lamb (a lot of my quotes recently have been either from the game or from me playing it. It's an absolute gold mine)
*I haven’t seen the book, but the movie is a masterpiece, not a top tier one, but a movie I would watch again and not complain about it.*
“What an artist the world is losing.” -Emperor Nero, famous for being one of the worst Roman emperors.
"These apples are horrible! This one too mushy! This one too hard! I break last tooth!" (Brandishes apple with tooth still stuck in it)
"Hey, lady! You're paying for that apple!"
"I don't pay for bad apple!" (Throws apple at shopkeeper)
"Crazy old bat..."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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“If I can relate to both Elphaba and Galinda for extremely different reasons, what mental disorder do I have?”
”Bi-po(pu)lar.”
"Your mind goes numb..."
"You are overwhelmed with pain..."
"Otherworldly voices linger around you..."
"Impending doom approaches..."
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Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
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“If we outlaw murder, only criminals will murder!”
"Revenge guac."
- Shadow the Hedgehog
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
“Look at how they crawl around, upon the ground, like little ants…”
”yes, but how they fascinate, confusing fate with what is merely chance…”
”isn’t it a farce?”
”isn’t it a waste?”
”struggling to face what can never be faced…”
”yes but maybe death can release something more than we share!”
”I really don’t know and don’t care.”
”they’re only human, standing still, doomed to live pushing boulders uphill, only human, after all!”
”they give and they take, hoping someone will help break their fall!”
"Man, why didn't we think of that..."
-Me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Wait, murder's ILLEGAL? I didn't know that!"
The Competition of the Finest 'Brews! Join for some amazing homebrew!
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"Hey, my brother's really excited to catch a human, so... could you just keep on pretending to be one?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"If you keep on going the way you are now...
You're gonna have a bad time."
Or alternatively, "Erererererererererererererererererererererer"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"How come Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans never is heard in Undertale?"
"Well, it says 'might', not 'does'."
-Toby Fox (in an interview)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"Now this is the good stuff!" *Starts levitating with possessed eyes*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"...and just like their ancestors, cats like to get high."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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"This creature looks tasty. I wonder, should I eat it? The other ones around here were awfully bland."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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“This is not an orderly ballet, more like a skating rink full of drunk toddlers.”
“The longer I live on this planet, the more I understand why Roosters wake up Screaming.”
“But Miss Trunchbull, he’ll be sick!”
”he should have thought about that before he made a pact with Satan and stole my cake.”
"It's Valentine's Day and I've already had two pairs of followers fall in love, one ask to marry me, and one ask me to let everyone commit cannibalism."
-Me playing Cult of the Lamb (a lot of my quotes recently have been either from the game or from me playing it. It's an absolute gold mine)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ