"The day I press shuffle on my Spotify playlist is the day I've given up on life. And that day may be comin' soon."
- Me
"You good man?"
-Me
"If I said yes would you believe me?"
- Me
"Well probably not now that you said that. What's up?"
-Me
*Stares you straight in the eyes* "Nothin'! I'm fine."
- Me, now with a smile plastered across my face
"Welp, I don't really believe that..."
-Me
*Casts charm person on you* "Yes, you absolutely believe it."
- Me
"*Succeeds the wisdom save* Nuh uh"
-Me
*Eye twitches as my smile grows menacin'* "Well, then. How 'bout we try somethin' else?" *Casts modify memory on you and erases this conversation from your mind*
"I just condemned an immortal squid to a life sentence."
"What? I gotta know what that's from."
-Me
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"I just condemned an immortal squid to a life sentence."
"What? I gotta know what that's from."
-Me
"Me, actually. Particularly playing Cult of the Lamb like a lot of my other quotes (spoilers if you are/want to play it).
There's a squid guy that you can indoctrinate named Kallamar, and when you indoctrinate followers they get random traits. Mine got hot tempered, so he might start fights with other followers. Normally I sacrifice the hot tempered people but this guy is such a big character that I didn't want to. He fought with one in particular for a while and they somehow went from enemies to friends, but then he started fighting that person's lover who was also my very first follower and disciple and ended up KILLING them. Right after I promoted him to disciple, too! We have resurrections so I revived them instantly, but I'm so tired of Kallamar's (gp) that I imprisoned him. And since he has a necklace that makes him unable to die of old age, and the prison halts things like hunger and disease, he's gonna be there forever, thinking about his actions for eternity. The punishment for murder is LIFE in prison, after all. :)"
"I just condemned an immortal squid to a life sentence."
"What? I gotta know what that's from."
-Me
"Me, actually. Particularly playing Cult of the Lamb like a lot of my other quotes (spoilers if you are/want to play it).
There's a squid guy that you can indoctrinate named Kallamar, and when you indoctrinate followers they get random traits. Mine got hot tempered, so he might start fights with other followers. Normally I sacrifice the hot tempered people but this guy is such a big character that I didn't want to. He fought with one in particular for a while and they somehow went from enemies to friends, but then he started fighting that person's lover who was also my very first follower and disciple and ended up KILLING them. Right after I promoted him to disciple, too! We have resurrections so I revived them instantly, but I'm so tired of Kallamar's (gp) that I imprisoned him. And since he has a necklace that makes him unable to die of old age, and the prison halts things like hunger and disease, he's gonna be there forever, thinking about his actions for eternity. The punishment for murder is LIFE in prison, after all. :)"
-Me
"Ok thanx!"
-Me again
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"I just condemned an immortal squid to a life sentence."
"What? I gotta know what that's from."
-Me
"Me, actually. Particularly playing Cult of the Lamb like a lot of my other quotes (spoilers if you are/want to play it).
There's a squid guy that you can indoctrinate named Kallamar, and when you indoctrinate followers they get random traits. Mine got hot tempered, so he might start fights with other followers. Normally I sacrifice the hot tempered people but this guy is such a big character that I didn't want to. He fought with one in particular for a while and they somehow went from enemies to friends, but then he started fighting that person's lover who was also my very first follower and disciple and ended up KILLING them. Right after I promoted him to disciple, too! We have resurrections so I revived them instantly, but I'm so tired of Kallamar's (gp) that I imprisoned him. And since he has a necklace that makes him unable to die of old age, and the prison halts things like hunger and disease, he's gonna be there forever, thinking about his actions for eternity. The punishment for murder is LIFE in prison, after all. :)"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Be careful where you're swinging that rusty old thing! I am Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown! Do not get in my way again, or else you shall feel the sting of my weapon, 'life ender'!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Huh?"
-Me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"We should probably cut these quote chains."
-Me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Okay X3"
- mE
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
"I just condemned an immortal squid to a life sentence."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Heathers- Mean Girls with a Kill Count.”
"What? I gotta know what that's from."
-Me
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"Me, actually. Particularly playing Cult of the Lamb like a lot of my other quotes (spoilers if you are/want to play it).
There's a squid guy that you can indoctrinate named Kallamar, and when you indoctrinate followers they get random traits. Mine got hot tempered, so he might start fights with other followers. Normally I sacrifice the hot tempered people but this guy is such a big character that I didn't want to. He fought with one in particular for a while and they somehow went from enemies to friends, but then he started fighting that person's lover who was also my very first follower and disciple and ended up KILLING them. Right after I promoted him to disciple, too! We have resurrections so I revived them instantly, but I'm so tired of Kallamar's (gp) that I imprisoned him. And since he has a necklace that makes him unable to die of old age, and the prison halts things like hunger and disease, he's gonna be there forever, thinking about his actions for eternity. The punishment for murder is LIFE in prison, after all. :)"
-Me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Ok thanx!"
-Me again
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"No problem!"
-Me again
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I can cry on command; I just think of babies falling, the tears are tears of laughter, but nobody needs to know..."
𝔐𝔶 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 🏳️🌈🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ ℑ'𝔪 𝔎𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔫-𝔄𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔫 (ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔨 𝔎𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔫)
My Characters! (that i actually played in a campaign)
Vek Nying, Si, Drizzle, Foofoo, Ą̸͇͍̗̱̮̹͔͐̒͑̂̑̓̚͜c̴̡̨͖̞̦̼̱͚͐͐̌̎ṵ̷̼̰̩̬̭͛̊͗̅͌̅̔̿m̸̙̰̓̽̀̆̈́͠͝a̴̛͚̍ư̶̗̬͎̈̊͒͂̿͝͝s̴̛̖̮̗̏̊̓̅̊̚ͅ, Bappa, Chaos
"All is fair in love and war"
"Whoever laughs last, laughs best"
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND and am looking for a group. See my website here. A proud member of kingdoms and crowns.
"How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?" Emperor Shen, Kung Fu Panda 2
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
"Skadoosh"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles." Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
"You don't see anything suspicious."
-Me when I want to mess with my players.
Forever DM and forever thrilled about it.
“Don’t blink, blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t. Blink.”
-Blink, Dr. Who.
"Hey! I saved you, and you're attacking me! I was gonna kill you after, but you didn't know that!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Be careful where you're swinging that rusty old thing! I am Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown! Do not get in my way again, or else you shall feel the sting of my weapon, 'life ender'!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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“You Don’t… sound Russian?”
”why would I sound like anything, Dear? I’m plastic! I don’t even have a voicebox, I had to borrow this one… don’t turn on the light.”
”are you… are you going to kill me?”
”Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-… well, yes, but not for a good long while yet!”
"... What is this." -Gonzalo1.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!