This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*Ok last DDB movie quotes I swear*
"THIS... is a DICE ROLLER. You arrange the brackets and numbers in a certain pattern and...! (19)"
"You're telling me I have to fight THAT thing?" "Homebrew monster!"
"Oh, them? Those are the Jeff Cultists. They're total neutral guys and Jeff Praisers. Don't declare war on them and they won't declare war on you. They just like to chill, praise, and sacrifice buttloads of clay. They love praising Jeff."
"Mouse and click!" "The advertisements."
"I'm gonna potentially manipulate the saving throws with this edit. Edit button, release!"
-Almost all being by Jack Black as the Party Wizard/Adohand, with the first line in the second quote being Jason Momoa as idk a random forum user
“Wake up.” Green text, Minecraft win screen (I JUST BEAT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME!!)
"Creative or Survival?"
-Me, simultaneously a Minecraft Nerd and a Minecraft Noob
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
“When the third Percy Jackson season finally comes out, we’ll have a Gay Disney Prince.”
"And quite a lot of sadness from the multiple deaths of beloved characters!"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
WHOOO HOOO! *Breaks down the front door* I'M HERE AND I'M GONNA STAB THE UNBELIEVERS! -Gonzalo in the cynophobia cult
Hey, there were unbelievers, and I had a knife. What else was I gonna do?!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“When the third Percy Jackson season finally comes out, we’ll have a Gay Disney Prince.”
"And quite a lot of sadness from the multiple deaths of beloved characters!"
"RIP Beckendorf (deep-fried)"
"And Bianca (crushed in some toes)"
"And Ethan (long drop)"
"And, of course, Jason (turned into donut)."
"And Zoe! (Mean father)"
"And most of the Apollo cabin! (Cronch)"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“When the third Percy Jackson season finally comes out, we’ll have a Gay Disney Prince.”
"And quite a lot of sadness from the multiple deaths of beloved characters!"
"RIP Beckendorf (deep-fried)"
"And Bianca (crushed in some toes)"
"And Ethan (long drop)"
"And, of course, Jason (turned into donut)."
"And Zoe! (Mean father)"
"And most of the Apollo cabin! (Cronch)"
"Wait, what happened to Apollo cabin?"
"Battle of manhattan! Heheheheh!"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“When the third Percy Jackson season finally comes out, we’ll have a Gay Disney Prince.”
"And quite a lot of sadness from the multiple deaths of beloved characters!"
"RIP Beckendorf (deep-fried)"
"And Bianca (crushed in some toes)"
"And Ethan (long drop)"
"And, of course, Jason (turned into donut)."
"And Zoe! (Mean father)"
"And most of the Apollo cabin! (Cronch)"
"Wait, what happened to Apollo cabin?"
"Battle of manhattan! Heheheheh!"
"But only 3 people died?"
"... Oh no. Ooohhhhh no. Many, many people died."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“When the third Percy Jackson season finally comes out, we’ll have a Gay Disney Prince.”
"And quite a lot of sadness from the multiple deaths of beloved characters!"
"RIP Beckendorf (deep-fried)"
"And Bianca (crushed in some toes)"
"And Ethan (long drop)"
"And, of course, Jason (turned into donut)."
"And Zoe! (Mean father)"
"And most of the Apollo cabin! (Cronch)"
"Wait, what happened to Apollo cabin?"
"Battle of manhattan! Heheheheh!"
"But only 3 people died?"
"... Oh no. Ooohhhhh no. Many, many people died."
"3 Apollo cabin people. Michael Yew and two unnamed."
"Oh, I thought you were talking for the whole battle.. But, they were also trying to heal many people, many of which died, and just in general being a healer in a battle like that would be traumatic."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*Ok last DDB movie quotes I swear*
"THIS... is a DICE ROLLER. You arrange the brackets and numbers in a certain pattern and...! (19)"
"You're telling me I have to fight THAT thing?" "Homebrew monster!"
"Oh, them? Those are the Jeff Cultists. They're total neutral guys and Jeff Praisers. Don't declare war on them and they won't declare war on you. They just like to chill, praise, and sacrifice buttloads of clay. They love praising Jeff."
"Mouse and click!" "The advertisements."
"I'm gonna potentially manipulate the saving throws with this edit. Edit button, release!"
-Almost all being by Jack Black as the Party Wizard/Adohand, with the first line in the second quote being Jason Momoa as idk a random forum user
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Creative or Survival?"
-Me, simultaneously a Minecraft Nerd and a Minecraft Noob
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
WHOOO HOOO! *Breaks down the front door* I'M HERE AND I'M GONNA STAB THE UNBELIEVERS! -Gonzalo in the cynophobia cult
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
"It's funny how dumb you are!" *manical laughter*
- Bill Cypher
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“When the third Percy Jackson season finally comes out, we’ll have a Gay Disney Prince.”
"Sorry that my cousin is such a jerk"
- Noctis, talking about Kronos.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"Flint and steel!"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"It's not Newton's Law, it's April Fools Day."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"And quite a lot of sadness from the multiple deaths of beloved characters!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Hey, there were unbelievers, and I had a knife. What else was I gonna do?!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“You must be out of the cult! Who is this Cypher you praise?!” - me
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
"RIP Beckendorf (deep-fried)"
"And Bianca (crushed in some toes)"
"And Ethan (long drop)"
"And, of course, Jason (turned into donut)."
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"And Zoe! (Mean father)"
"And most of the Apollo cabin! (Cronch)"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Wait, what happened to Apollo cabin?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"Battle of manhattan! Heheheheh!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"But only 3 people died?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"... Oh no. Ooohhhhh no. Many, many people died."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"3 Apollo cabin people. Michael Yew and two unnamed."
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"Oh, I thought you were talking for the whole battle.. But, they were also trying to heal many people, many of which died, and just in general being a healer in a battle like that would be traumatic."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“I almost forgot that I needed to sacrifice 500 people.”