“the knife fairy comes by and gives you a cool knife when he thinks you’re cool enough to have one. That means being able to run a mile in under ten minutes, being able to do 30 pullups, 50 pushups, and lift twice your body weight. Then a guy with a funny accent like me comes by and gives you your first big boy knife.”
“the knife fairy comes by and gives you a cool knife when he thinks you’re cool enough to have one. That means being able to run a mile in under ten minutes, being able to do 30 pullups, 50 pushups, and lift twice your body weight. Then a guy with a funny accent like me comes by and gives you your first big boy knife.”
-Angelo, The Sun Quest, Camp Half-Blood
Ah! It's not camp half blood! It's on a bus somewhere!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“the knife fairy comes by and gives you a cool knife when he thinks you’re cool enough to have one. That means being able to run a mile in under ten minutes, being able to do 30 pullups, 50 pushups, and lift twice your body weight. Then a guy with a funny accent like me comes by and gives you your first big boy knife.”
-Angelo, The Sun Quest, Camp Half-Blood
"Run a mile in under 10 minutes? Ha! I can do it in 6! Not sure about that other stuff though..."
“This is like the Trolley Problem if the problem is you only have one trolley.”
"This is like the trolley problem, except with exponentially more murder."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“This is like the Trolley Problem if the problem is you only have one trolley.”
"This is like the trolley problem, except with exponentially more murder."
“In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the one under the trolley?”
"In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the trolley?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“This is like the Trolley Problem if the problem is you only have one trolley.”
"This is like the trolley problem, except with exponentially more murder."
“In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the one under the trolley?”
"In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the trolley?"
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about how you are the problem?"
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about the existance of an eldritch netity seeking out to destroy the barrier between the mind and reality to consume all of human existnace and to feed eternally on our pain and suffering?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“This is like the Trolley Problem if the problem is you only have one trolley.”
"This is like the trolley problem, except with exponentially more murder."
“In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the one under the trolley?”
"In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the trolley?"
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about how you are the problem?"
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about the existance of an eldritch netity seeking out to destroy the barrier between the mind and reality to consume all of human existnace and to feed eternally on our pain and suffering?"
“In the trolley problem, are you being ethically tortured?”
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“This is like the Trolley Problem if the problem is you only have one trolley.”
"This is like the trolley problem, except with exponentially more murder."
“In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the one under the trolley?”
"In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the trolley?"
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about how you are the problem?"
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about the existance of an eldritch netity seeking out to destroy the barrier between the mind and reality to consume all of human existnace and to feed eternally on our pain and suffering?"
“In the trolley problem, are you being ethically tortured?”
"In the trolley problem, are any of us real?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“This is like the Trolley Problem if the problem is you only have one trolley.”
"This is like the trolley problem, except with exponentially more murder."
“In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the one under the trolley?”
"In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the trolley?"
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about how you are the problem?"
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about the existance of an eldritch netity seeking out to destroy the barrier between the mind and reality to consume all of human existnace and to feed eternally on our pain and suffering?"
“In the trolley problem, are you being ethically tortured?”
"In the trolley problem, are any of us real?"
"In the trolley problem, what is the meaning of life? Is it just a waiting room for the inevitability of death that always haunts us, the always watching eyes of the lack of life? Is it just that, nothing but waiting to make us not bored, pushing back against the borders of life and death to live longer until the borders blur and we all die a sad life, one with nothing to it, as it is always? Is there a point to it or is it just suffering to suffer, to live? Why do we live, what is the point, why are we here? What is cheese?"
“This is like the Trolley Problem if the problem is you only have one trolley.”
"This is like the trolley problem, except with exponentially more murder."
“In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the one under the trolley?”
"In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the trolley?"
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about how you are the problem?"
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about the existance of an eldritch netity seeking out to destroy the barrier between the mind and reality to consume all of human existnace and to feed eternally on our pain and suffering?"
“In the trolley problem, are you being ethically tortured?”
"In the trolley problem, are any of us real?"
"In the trolley problem, what is the meaning of life? Is it just a waiting room for the inevitability of death that always haunts us, the always watching eyes of the lack of life? Is it just that, nothing but waiting to make us not bored, pushing back against the borders of life and death to live longer until the borders blur and we all die a sad life, one with nothing to it, as it is always? Is there a point to it or is it just suffering to suffer, to live? Why do we live, what is the point, why are we here? What is cheese?"
*what does this have to do with the trolley problem anymore???*
"You've solved the trolley problem. You've killed the person responsible for trying all those people to trolly tracks. It's finally over."
"Wow... So you're telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person... To save the lives of many people... Who would have died if you did nothing??? That sounds so familiar"
"In the Trolly Problem, can it truly be said that any of us are living? Forced to simply repeat the same question over and over again, forced to take life after life? Can any of us truly claim to live if the very excuse we take to avoid accountability for killing seven is that we didn't do anything? And if we do take the choice to kill the one, are we not still playing into the Master's hands? How are we anything original if every choice is but a one or a zero? In. this problem, we are no better than the simple machines of our own, without thought or compassion, without accountability, without freedom. We are all but puppets to the Master's hands, for we are stuck, stuck in this maze of choices, of murders, of the faces of the deceased. Can any of us be alaive if we are plauged wit hthe infinite number of those we killed or have killed? In the Trolley Problem, it is truly better to accept ones fate and tie tyself to the track, than to be forced to submit to the Master's will. To end the suffering, to choose the final choice, rather than continue living in the infinite void of on or off, right or left, one or seven. To no longer see the faces of those you killed behind your eyes... To no longer feel the weight of the lever in your hands... but knowing that every life on that track has choosen to leave, wouldn't sparing any life be cruel? To force one back into the simulation of life? But, if every death inducts another life, is it not less cruel to choose the lesser fatality? But then, the circular way of thinking goes no where... so is it truly better to be the opperator, cursed to murder, ortied to the track, yearning to be free?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"In the Trolly Problem, can it truly be said that any of us are living? Forced to simply repeat the same question over and over again, forced to take life after life? Can any of us truly claim to live if the very excuse we take to avoid accountability for killing seven is that we didn't do anything? And if we do take the choice to kill the one, are we not still playing into the Master's hands? How are we anything original if every choice is but a one or a zero? In. this problem, we are no better than the simple machines of our own, without thought or compassion, without accountability, without freedom. We are all but puppets to the Master's hands, for we are stuck, stuck in this maze of choices, of murders, of the faces of the deceased. Can any of us be alaive if we are plauged wit hthe infinite number of those we killed or have killed? In the Trolley Problem, it is truly better to accept ones fate and tie tyself to the track, than to be forced to submit to the Master's will. To end the suffering, to choose the final choice, rather than continue living in the infinite void of on or off, right or left, one or seven. To no longer see the faces of those you killed behind your eyes... To no longer feel the weight of the lever in your hands... but knowing that every life on that track has choosen to leave, wouldn't sparing any life be cruel? To force one back into the simulation of life? But, if every death inducts another life, is it not less cruel to choose the lesser fatality? But then, the circular way of thinking goes no where... so is it truly better to be the opperator, cursed to murder, ortied to the track, yearning to be free?"
"So, if you were in a trolley, and the path to the right has a 50/50 shot of you escaping said trolley, but the path to the left had a poor, sick puppy, laying in agony, which path would you take?"
"In the Trolly Problem, can it truly be said that any of us are living? Forced to simply repeat the same question over and over again, forced to take life after life? Can any of us truly claim to live if the very excuse we take to avoid accountability for killing seven is that we didn't do anything? And if we do take the choice to kill the one, are we not still playing into the Master's hands? How are we anything original if every choice is but a one or a zero? In. this problem, we are no better than the simple machines of our own, without thought or compassion, without accountability, without freedom. We are all but puppets to the Master's hands, for we are stuck, stuck in this maze of choices, of murders, of the faces of the deceased. Can any of us be alaive if we are plauged wit hthe infinite number of those we killed or have killed? In the Trolley Problem, it is truly better to accept ones fate and tie tyself to the track, than to be forced to submit to the Master's will. To end the suffering, to choose the final choice, rather than continue living in the infinite void of on or off, right or left, one or seven. To no longer see the faces of those you killed behind your eyes... To no longer feel the weight of the lever in your hands... but knowing that every life on that track has choosen to leave, wouldn't sparing any life be cruel? To force one back into the simulation of life? But, if every death inducts another life, is it not less cruel to choose the lesser fatality? But then, the circular way of thinking goes no where... so is it truly better to be the opperator, cursed to murder, ortied to the track, yearning to be free?"
"So, if you were in a trolley, and the path to the right has a 50/50 shot of you escaping said trolley, but the path to the left had a poor, sick puppy, laying in agony, which path would you take?"
As a firm cat person, I say "KILL THE DOGS" - My friend playing minecraft.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Ok, I think I figured it out. You keep the trolley running over the five people and stick a really long knife out the window! That way, you kill everyone!"
"Yeah, uhh... that's really not the point"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
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“the knife fairy comes by and gives you a cool knife when he thinks you’re cool enough to have one. That means being able to run a mile in under ten minutes, being able to do 30 pullups, 50 pushups, and lift twice your body weight. Then a guy with a funny accent like me comes by and gives you your first big boy knife.”
-Angelo, The Sun Quest, Camp Half-Blood
Ah! It's not camp half blood! It's on a bus somewhere!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“This is like the Trolley Problem if the problem is you only have one trolley.”
"Run a mile in under 10 minutes? Ha! I can do it in 6! Not sure about that other stuff though..."
-Me (I'm an athletic weirdo)
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"This is like the trolley problem, except with exponentially more murder."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the one under the trolley?”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"In the trolley problem, do you ever wish you were the trolley?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about how you are the problem?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"In the trolley problem, do you ever think about the existance of an eldritch netity seeking out to destroy the barrier between the mind and reality to consume all of human existnace and to feed eternally on our pain and suffering?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“In the trolley problem, are you being ethically tortured?”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"In the trolley problem, are any of us real?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"In the trolley problem, what is the meaning of life? Is it just a waiting room for the inevitability of death that always haunts us, the always watching eyes of the lack of life? Is it just that, nothing but waiting to make us not bored, pushing back against the borders of life and death to live longer until the borders blur and we all die a sad life, one with nothing to it, as it is always? Is there a point to it or is it just suffering to suffer, to live? Why do we live, what is the point, why are we here? What is cheese?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*what does this have to do with the trolley problem anymore???*
"You've solved the trolley problem. You've killed the person responsible for trying all those people to trolly tracks. It's finally over."
"Wow... So you're telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person... To save the lives of many people... Who would have died if you did nothing??? That sounds so familiar"
-This video
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*On that happy note...*
"You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"So, if you were in a trolley, and the path to the right has a 50/50 shot of you escaping said trolley, but the path to the left had a poor, sick puppy, laying in agony, which path would you take?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"Ch-ch-ch-chicken! La-la-la-lava!"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*I think it's the other way around but*
"Steve's lava chicken! Yeah, it's tasty as hell!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
As a firm cat person, I say "KILL THE DOGS" - My friend playing minecraft.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Ok, I think I figured it out. You keep the trolley running over the five people and stick a really long knife out the window! That way, you kill everyone!"
"Yeah, uhh... that's really not the point"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.