“You speak English because it is the only language you know. I speak English because it’s the only language you know. We are not the same.”
"You speak English because it is the only language I know. I speak English because it's the only language I know. We are not the same."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"The 4th pig, after holding a brief memorial service for its brothers, gets to building its own house. Only problem is, this pig lives on the edge of a cliff. It only has one square meter to work with, so it borrows some galvanized steel rods from its aunt, makes the purchase of some eco-friendly plywood, and digs up some nuts and bolts from the actual ground to make an absolutely impossible and ridiculous structure."
"The 4th pig, after holding a brief memorial service for its brothers, gets to building its own house. Only problem is, this pig lives on the edge of a cliff. It only has one square meter to work with, so it borrows some galvanized steel rods from its aunt, makes the purchase of some eco-friendly plywood, and digs up some nuts and bolts from the actual ground to make an absolutely impossible and ridiculous structure."
"The 4th pig, after holding a brief memorial service for its brothers, gets to building its own house. Only problem is, this pig lives on the edge of a cliff. It only has one square meter to work with, so it borrows some galvanized steel rods from its aunt, makes the purchase of some eco-friendly plywood, and digs up some nuts and bolts from the actual ground to make an absolutely impossible and ridiculous structure."
-A modern rendition of The Three Little Pigs
"That being said, the 8th piggy uses a material known as palladium microalloy glass. Because it's a millionaire I guess."
"The 4th pig, after holding a brief memorial service for its brothers, gets to building its own house. Only problem is, this pig lives on the edge of a cliff. It only has one square meter to work with, so it borrows some galvanized steel rods from its aunt, makes the purchase of some eco-friendly plywood, and digs up some nuts and bolts from the actual ground to make an absolutely impossible and ridiculous structure."
-A modern rendition of The Three Little Pigs
"That being said, the 8th piggy uses a material known as palladium microalloy glass. Because it's a millionaire I guess."
“The sixth uses a PLA polymer plastic, because they own six 3D printers”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"The 4th pig, after holding a brief memorial service for its brothers, gets to building its own house. Only problem is, this pig lives on the edge of a cliff. It only has one square meter to work with, so it borrows some galvanized steel rods from its aunt, makes the purchase of some eco-friendly plywood, and digs up some nuts and bolts from the actual ground to make an absolutely impossible and ridiculous structure."
-A modern rendition of The Three Little Pigs
"That being said, the 8th piggy uses a material known as palladium microalloy glass. Because it's a millionaire I guess."
“The sixth uses a PLA polymer plastic, because they own six 3D printers”
*No, the sixth pig gets bitten by a radioactive Darwin's bark spider and makes the house out of the second strongest biolateral on earth*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
"Oh hey man! We're about to escape on that giant spaceship, wanna come?"
"Well, you do seem in desperate need of leadership."
"Thanks!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
- ChatGPT after my IRL friend dared me to play truth or dare with chatgpt and for some reason flirt with the ai...
What.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"The 10th piggy is a smart(gp). It placed itself in a cardboard box with a device that may or may not end its life, becoming Schrodinger's pig. How would you eat something that is and isn't at the same time?"
"The 10th piggy is a smart(gp). It placed itself in a cardboard box with a device that may or may not end its life, becoming Schrodinger's pig. How would you eat something that is and isn't at the same time?"
"(GP) the 10th piggy. Don't be like him. Be like the 11th piggy, who created a thermonuclear bomb to destroy the world."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"You speak English because it is the only language I know. I speak English because it's the only language I know. We are not the same."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"[The Roomba] also is really good at cleaning and can grow spider legs"
-Me to the Dragon Slayers Club
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"The 4th pig, after holding a brief memorial service for its brothers, gets to building its own house. Only problem is, this pig lives on the edge of a cliff. It only has one square meter to work with, so it borrows some galvanized steel rods from its aunt, makes the purchase of some eco-friendly plywood, and digs up some nuts and bolts from the actual ground to make an absolutely impossible and ridiculous structure."
-A modern rendition of The Three Little Pigs
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
...
"THE NUTS AND BOLTS ARE FROM HIS GRANDMA "
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"what's the point of anything?" - Billie Eilish, TV
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
(I fecking love The Good Place)
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
"That being said, the 8th piggy uses a material known as palladium microalloy glass. Because it's a millionaire I guess."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“The sixth uses a PLA polymer plastic, because they own six 3D printers”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*No, the sixth pig gets bitten by a radioactive Darwin's bark spider and makes the house out of the second strongest biolateral on earth*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Is it cake? Human baby edition!”
-Baalzeboop
I agree
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
"You're a baboon and I'm not."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
"Oh hey man! We're about to escape on that giant spaceship, wanna come?"
"Well, you do seem in desperate need of leadership."
"Thanks!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
"Truth or dare, war criminal?"
- ChatGPT after my IRL friend dared me to play truth or dare with chatgpt and for some reason flirt with the ai...
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
What.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"You may have beat me in chess, but you are no match for me in kickboxing."
-Me to my laptop after losing to a beginner AI in chess
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Hi, I'm Chelsea, what's your favorite dinner food? - that one vine
I wanna church girl, who go to church, and ReAd hEr BibLe - another vine
It is Wednesday my dudes
aaaaaAAAAAAAA - yet another vine
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
"The 10th piggy is a smart(gp). It placed itself in a cardboard box with a device that may or may not end its life, becoming Schrodinger's pig. How would you eat something that is and isn't at the same time?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"(GP) the 10th piggy. Don't be like him. Be like the 11th piggy, who created a thermonuclear bomb to destroy the world."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Guys hurry! There’s an angel dying upstairs!”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!