"The 10th piggy is a smart(gp). It placed itself in a cardboard box with a device that may or may not end its life, becoming Schrodinger's pig. How would you eat something that is and isn't at the same time?"
"(GP) the 10th piggy. Don't be like him. Be like the 11th piggy, who created a thermonuclear bomb to destroy the world."
*Wait what (EXPLOSION NOISE)*
"The 12th piggy isn't fooling around, okay. It built its house out of the LITERAL HEART OF A NEUTRON STAR."
"Some ask why the bulezau, for all its rage and violence, has the head of a goat. I always respond, have you met a goat? They’re stubborn, they’re vicious, and they rarely go down without bashing you several times in the shins. You might say, that’s awfully specific. I say, don’t pry."
-Tasha
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
“Honey, everything’s coming up Roses and Daffodils, everything’s Coming up Sunshine and SANTA CLAUS- EvErYtHiNgS gOnNa Be BrIgHt LiGhTs AnD lOlLiPoPs- EVERYTHING’S COMING UP ROSES FOR ME AND FOR YOU!”
"This is impossible! The lower world should fall to its knees before me! Its kne-wait a minute! You don't have knees! I don't have knees! This guy didn't have knees either! Queen Sectonia! Queen Sectonia! YOU don't have knees! ...Well, this plan was doomed from the start."
-Failboat
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
“There is only one time, the only time that we are allowed to look down upon others, is when we are offering to help them get back up.”
"Booo. That quote actually made sense."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*Wait what (EXPLOSION NOISE)*
"The 12th piggy isn't fooling around, okay. It built its house out of the LITERAL HEART OF A NEUTRON STAR."
-This video (and also for all the other little pigs quotes I posted here)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“You know, strangers are just people I’ve never met.”
-Glinda
Sabra has all your daily nutritional needs, such as 0 trans fats and 0h my god cholesterol - vines
Sup SilverRaccoon
Male: 16
I'm back to my account. Turtle quit.
It's Qibli again
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"Honestly, how stupid do you think I am?"
"You really want an honest answer to that question?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Some ask why the bulezau, for all its rage and violence, has the head of a goat. I always respond, have you met a goat? They’re stubborn, they’re vicious, and they rarely go down without bashing you several times in the shins. You might say, that’s awfully specific. I say, don’t pry."
-Tasha
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
Hi Silver_moon_turtle I'm good how are you
"Society is doomed, but man is the downfall entertaining."
-Me to the group chat after finding out that ligma might become a real disease
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Ah, fishing. The activity of lurking in the world above the fish and luring them to their demise with promises of tasty food."
-Me thinking to myself (we're going on a fishing field trip soon)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"...Roll to seduce the winter wolf..."
- Me to my party
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Me when I'm minding my own business and a pizza descends from the heavens clearly attached to a wire (it has extra cheese):
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“I’m not like other girls. I’m not even a girl. I’m a Pterodactyl. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-.”
I'm not like other girls, I have
SnAke ArMS!!!!!!
*Proceeds to shake arms around*
“Honey, everything’s coming up Roses and Daffodils, everything’s Coming up Sunshine and SANTA CLAUS- EvErYtHiNgS gOnNa Be BrIgHt LiGhTs AnD lOlLiPoPs- EVERYTHING’S COMING UP ROSES FOR ME AND FOR YOU!”
“Capital murder? What’s capital murder? You just murder with the big letters?”
Hey girl are you an angel? Cuz I'm allergic to feathers.
BLEEEAAAARRGGGHHH
"This is impossible! The lower world should fall to its knees before me! Its kne-wait a minute! You don't have knees! I don't have knees! This guy didn't have knees either! Queen Sectonia! Queen Sectonia! YOU don't have knees! ...Well, this plan was doomed from the start."
-Failboat
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
“There is only one time, the only time that we are allowed to look down upon others, is when we are offering to help them get back up.”
"Booo. That quote actually made sense."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“People who say, ‘no pun intended,’ are cowards. Always intend your puns, weaklings.”