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Deception: 18
Performance: 23
Insight: 1
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
The Captain smiles. “Well, whaddya know! Seems we all win today!”
He places the coin on the table and speaks a few words. The face on the coin grows in size. Within a few seconds, the coin shatters and releases a dwarf with a braided beard onto the floor. He holds a staff with a holy sigil carved into it.
The Captain grins. “Well met, Jody! Glad to see you back!”
*Since everyone did decently well with their checks, no one got sent to coin-prison.*
The Captain grins. “Well met, Jody! Glad to see you back!”
“May I have a word with you? We need some corpses to spill the fish.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
The Captain grins. “Well met, Jody! Glad to see you back!”
“May I have a word with you? We need some corpses to spill the fish.
Jody frowns. “I s’pose, shore. But, ah, lemme get a bite to eat first?”
“Of course of course.” He hands Jody something resembling a dehydrated tentacle from a smallish octopus. “This stuff has all the essential amino acids you need, with about a hundred calories per tentacle.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
The Captain grins. “Well met, Jody! Glad to see you back!”
“May I have a word with you? We need some corpses to spill the fish.
Jody frowns. “I s’pose, shore. But, ah, lemme get a bite to eat first?”
“Of course of course.” He hands Jody something resembling a dehydrated tentacle from a smallish octopus. “This stuff has all the essential amino acids you need, with about a hundred calories per tentacle.”
*Smallish? The kraken was Gargantuan lol*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The Captain grins. “Well met, Jody! Glad to see you back!”
“May I have a word with you? We need some corpses to spill the fish.
Jody frowns. “I s’pose, shore. But, ah, lemme get a bite to eat first?”
“Of course of course.” He hands Jody something resembling a dehydrated tentacle from a smallish octopus. “This stuff has all the essential amino acids you need, with about a hundred calories per tentacle.”
20 Deception
30 Performance
12 Insight
Surrounded by Nature!
7 deception
4 performance
12 insight
(Normiah uses gladiator stats)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Deception: 11
Performance: 23
Insight: 11
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Deception: 18
Performance: 23
Insight: 1
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The Captain smiles. “Well, whaddya know! Seems we all win today!”
He places the coin on the table and speaks a few words. The face on the coin grows in size. Within a few seconds, the coin shatters and releases a dwarf with a braided beard onto the floor. He holds a staff with a holy sigil carved into it.
The Captain grins. “Well met, Jody! Glad to see you back!”
*Since everyone did decently well with their checks, no one got sent to coin-prison.*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Suire reaches towards the coin "can i see that?"
Surrounded by Nature!
“May I have a word with you? We need some corpses to spill the fish.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*the coin was destroyed, sorry.*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*darn*
*gtg*
Surrounded by Nature!
"A very good game, all of you." Normiah shakes hands with everyone. He may be grumpy but he's not a bad sport.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Jody frowns. “I s’pose, shore. But, ah, lemme get a bite to eat first?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“Indeed,” says the Captain, looking a bit disappointed. “Perhaps a rematch some other time?”
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"Certainly."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
He smiles, pleased. “Excellent.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Normiah heads off to his quarters.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*what time are we grilling the Aboleth?*
Surrounded by Nature!
“Of course of course.” He hands Jody something resembling a dehydrated tentacle from a smallish octopus. “This stuff has all the essential amino acids you need, with about a hundred calories per tentacle.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*that was mostly a joke. I’ve had that in the OP for weeks now, so the aboleth has presumably already been grilled.*
*if people wanted to go aboleth hunting or something I’d be game lol.*
Terra Lubridia archive:
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*Smallish? The kraken was Gargantuan lol*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*nah, this is a different tentacle*
Terra Lubridia archive:
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