“Who do you work for?” Even if it lies, it’ll probably think it.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Suire whips out a knife and holds it at the ghoul's throat. "you have 1 chance to tell the truth or we will be questioning the bits that i might leave behind."
Jack steps in and pulls you aside. Whispering in your ear he tells you that he cast Zone of Truth, and the truthfulness of it's answers should no longer be a problem. All out of earshot of the ghoul, of course.
It laughs, still coughing and wheezing. “Ah yes, threaten that which is twice-dead. Make it thrice? END MY MISERY!”
The ghoul lunges toward the knife, attempting to impale itself.
*I had already pulled Suire off to the side, if that changes things*
Jack responds in a firm but respectful tone to Suire, saying, "Violence will only make it want to talk less and avoid the truth. Our best chance is to take it slowly and calmly, and everyone gets what they want in the end." He slowly releases Suire and begins to walk back to the group interrogating the twice-dead individual.
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
The glowing orange eyes of the Egregore shine into the room. It giggles (imagine Jack Skellington but deeper) as it reaches a long arm inside. The black skin flays off as though it were burning away, revealing a mass of corpses and random objects melded together with black wire. The bodies range from imperial ghouls to poor fishermen lost to the sea. The orange light shines from the inside, and what looks like a horde of ghosts struggle to escape from the holes. The "fingers" of the arm twiddle before they wrap around the ghoul's ankle.
"Perhaps you'd better speak up. Quiet people get forgotten the fastest." Comes the voice from the skull hanging in the doorway.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
The glowing orange eyes of the Egregore shine into the room. It giggles (imagine Jack Skellington but deeper) as it reaches a long arm inside. The black skin flays off as though it were burning away, revealing a mass of corpses and random objects melded together with black wire. The bodies range from imperial ghouls to poor fishermen lost to the sea. The orange light shines from the inside, and what looks like a horde of ghosts struggle to escape from the holes. The "fingers" of the arm twiddle before they wrap around the ghoul's ankle.
"Perhaps you'd better speak up. Quiet people get forgotten the fastest." Comes the voice from the skull hanging in the doorway.
I loot the bodies
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
The glowing orange eyes of the Egregore shine into the room. It giggles (imagine Jack Skellington but deeper) as it reaches a long arm inside. The black skin flays off as though it were burning away, revealing a mass of corpses and random objects melded together with black wire. The bodies range from imperial ghouls to poor fishermen lost to the sea. The orange light shines from the inside, and what looks like a horde of ghosts struggle to escape from the holes. The "fingers" of the arm twiddle before they wrap around the ghoul's ankle.
"Perhaps you'd better speak up. Quiet people get forgotten the fastest." Comes the voice from the skull hanging in the doorway.
I loot the bodies
*They are literally part of his arm. Everything is stuck together.*
The glowing orange eyes of the Egregore shine into the room. It giggles (imagine Jack Skellington but deeper) as it reaches a long arm inside. The black skin flays off as though it were burning away, revealing a mass of corpses and random objects melded together with black wire. The bodies range from imperial ghouls to poor fishermen lost to the sea. The orange light shines from the inside, and what looks like a horde of ghosts struggle to escape from the holes. The "fingers" of the arm twiddle before they wrap around the ghoul's ankle.
"Perhaps you'd better speak up. Quiet people get forgotten the fastest." Comes the voice from the skull hanging in the doorway.
I loot the bodies
*They are literally part of his arm. Everything is stuck together.*
*Sadness noises*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Do not ask questions in the presence of the ghoul! You learnt nothing from Honor Among Thieves!”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"i don't care. there are 2 more bodies that we can use. i dont have to play nice yet"
Surrounded by Nature!
*ah come on, I was gonna have Normiah do the "make it three times dead" thing. I guess intimidation is off the table*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*the futility of threatening a corpse*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*Suire* "I can still take it apart until it talks though"
Surrounded by Nature!
“Who do you work for?” Even if it lies, it’ll probably think it.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*But I had it all written out in my head and everything, it was gonna be very cool :(*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*I had already pulled Suire off to the side, if that changes things*
Jack responds in a firm but respectful tone to Suire, saying, "Violence will only make it want to talk less and avoid the truth. Our best chance is to take it slowly and calmly, and everyone gets what they want in the end." He slowly releases Suire and begins to walk back to the group interrogating the twice-dead individual.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"Everyone but me" Suire walks off snarling to himself and muttering curses and hexes
Surrounded by Nature!
*Everyone: ooh a good mystery*
*Suire: mother I crave violence*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*thats about right*
Surrounded by Nature!
The glowing orange eyes of the Egregore shine into the room. It giggles (imagine Jack Skellington but deeper) as it reaches a long arm inside. The black skin flays off as though it were burning away, revealing a mass of corpses and random objects melded together with black wire. The bodies range from imperial ghouls to poor fishermen lost to the sea. The orange light shines from the inside, and what looks like a horde of ghosts struggle to escape from the holes. The "fingers" of the arm twiddle before they wrap around the ghoul's ankle.
"Perhaps you'd better speak up. Quiet people get forgotten the fastest." Comes the voice from the skull hanging in the doorway.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*ig*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
I loot the bodies
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*They are literally part of his arm. Everything is stuck together.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Normiah looks at the Egregore. "What are you?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*Sadness noises*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Do not ask questions in the presence of the ghoul! You learnt nothing from Honor Among Thieves!”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Something truly, truly awful. Beyond that, I do not know. The King of Lost Things is a title I've been given, but even I'm not sure what that means."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Well, if you're not trying to kill us, you're fine by me."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*Cough cough*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig