I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Therefore I felt the need to remind you of the fact
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Do not ask questions in the presence of the ghoul! You learnt nothing from Honor Among Thieves!”
The ghoul smiles. “A ghoul, dummy.”
*2 questions left >:)*
The corpse arm begins to coil around the ghoul. Black wires wrap around the ghoul's legs as the golden light flares. "I assume you want your freedom. Afterlife, even. However, I myself am a sort of sentient afterlife. You give one more useless answer and I will suck, suck, suck your pretty little consciousness out."
(A magic item he has allows him to store souls. It's not a soul jar or anything, and he can't really do anything with them other than release them, but he can still take them under specific circumstances.)
“Do not ask questions in the presence of the ghoul! You learnt nothing from Honor Among Thieves!”
The ghoul smiles. “A ghoul, dummy.”
*2 questions left >:)*
The corpse arm begins to coil around the ghoul. Black wires wrap around the ghoul's legs as the golden light flares. "I assume you want your freedom. Afterlife, even. However, I myself am a sort of sentient afterlife. You give one more useless answer and I will suck, suck, suck your pretty little consciousness out."
(A magic item he has allows him to store souls. It's not a soul jar or anything, and he can't really do anything with them other than release them, but he can still take them under specific circumstances.)
The ghoul grins. “Yes, yes, very frightening. My oh my! But I’m afraid I’m already cursed to a hellish afterlife. Even your punishment is an improvement.”
“Do not ask questions in the presence of the ghoul! You learnt nothing from Honor Among Thieves!”
The ghoul smiles. “A ghoul, dummy.”
*2 questions left >:)*
The corpse arm begins to coil around the ghoul. Black wires wrap around the ghoul's legs as the golden light flares. "I assume you want your freedom. Afterlife, even. However, I myself am a sort of sentient afterlife. You give one more useless answer and I will suck, suck, suck your pretty little consciousness out."
(A magic item he has allows him to store souls. It's not a soul jar or anything, and he can't really do anything with them other than release them, but he can still take them under specific circumstances.)
The ghoul grins. “Yes, yes, very frightening. My oh my! But I’m afraid I’m already cursed to a hellish afterlife. Even your punishment is an improvement.”
"Oh, I'm afraid I've been there. It is quite awful. But at least you'll have something to hang onto. Some memory of hope or victory. It's a terrible thing to forget everything. To be forgotten yourself. To know nothing except being lost... and afraid. No one could come and save you, even if they wanted to. No one would remember you or anything you did. You will be lost. And I could bring you back to serve again at any time."
The ghoul frowns. Clearly, this strange creature is getting under its skin. “I, ah . . . look, I just follow orders. I die, I’m resurrected, I die again. You have one question left. I promise I’ll answer truthfully, how’s that? I swear it!”
“Perhaps we should ask it for something the other two wouldn’t know. Just throwing it out there.”
*you used dirty tactics, my turn. Not a question, but something it will think about. What do I see in it’s thoughts*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Yes, but unfortunately you slipped and asked
Therefore I felt the need to remind you of the fact
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The ghoul smiles. “A ghoul, dummy.”
*2 questions left >:)*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*I was really hoping for something like that to happen*
Terra Lubridia archive:
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“Again, Who do you work for?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"NOW LISTEN HERE YOU--" he pulls out his harpoon.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
“Ugh you’re just like that aaracocara fellow”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The corpse arm begins to coil around the ghoul. Black wires wrap around the ghoul's legs as the golden light flares. "I assume you want your freedom. Afterlife, even. However, I myself am a sort of sentient afterlife. You give one more useless answer and I will suck, suck, suck your pretty little consciousness out."
(A magic item he has allows him to store souls. It's not a soul jar or anything, and he can't really do anything with them other than release them, but he can still take them under specific circumstances.)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“No one of importance.”
Baron Calibre
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
The ghoul grins. “Yes, yes, very frightening. My oh my! But I’m afraid I’m already cursed to a hellish afterlife. Even your punishment is an improvement.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"Oh, I'm afraid I've been there. It is quite awful. But at least you'll have something to hang onto. Some memory of hope or victory. It's a terrible thing to forget everything. To be forgotten yourself. To know nothing except being lost... and afraid. No one could come and save you, even if they wanted to. No one would remember you or anything you did. You will be lost. And I could bring you back to serve again at any time."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The ghoul frowns. Clearly, this strange creature is getting under its skin. “I, ah . . . look, I just follow orders. I die, I’m resurrected, I die again. You have one question left. I promise I’ll answer truthfully, how’s that? I swear it!”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*I like to imagine you spent that entire time thinking over the ghoul's response since he's not supposed to be able to be intimidated.
I'm keeping that as my headcanon for now.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*nah, had to wash dishes ;)*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“Perhaps we should ask it for something the other two wouldn’t know. Just throwing it out there.”
*you used dirty tactics, my turn. Not a question, but something it will think about. What do I see in it’s thoughts*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*it seems quite a bit of stuff has happened while I was gone*
Agreed
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
I play 3.5E…sometimes.
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
My avatar is stuck in Archeon help would be ideal.
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
The ghoul scowls. Worthless. Told me nothing. Common nobility, no respect for soldiers.
Terra Lubridia archive:
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*the captain is truly qise to have thought up the first rules pun. It's glorious*