"FINALLY. Took you lot long enough." He hefts a greatsword. "What does this girl do 'round here?" He asks, indicating to the deck of the barnacle.
“A whole manner of things. Provides refuge, for starters. Safety. It’s a dangerous world out there, eh?”
"Yeah, sure. Got yanked by a storm giant recently. He threw me all the 'ere." He says, grimacing. "The names Horrakir. whats yours?"
*added to Tavernpedia! Yay!*
”I’m called Mound.” He’s a seven-foot tall behemoth composed entirely of jagged, multicolored coral. “You lookin’ for a crew?”
"I'm lookin' to crew this, if thats whatcha mean." The kobold says gruffly.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Belowdecks is sorted into smaller compartments where the crew sleeps. It’s dark and dismal, but in a nice, solitary sort of way. The only light comes fromflickering torch mounted on the wall next to the staircase. It smells strongly of brine, with a hint of rum.
He just wanders around quietly, not touching any of their things, but exploring.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Belowdecks is sorted into smaller compartments where the crew sleeps. It’s dark and dismal, but in a nice, solitary sort of way. The only light comes fromflickering torch mounted on the wall next to the staircase. It smells strongly of brine, with a hint of rum.
He just wanders around quietly, not touching any of their things, but exploring.
A few of the rooms’ doors have been left ajar, although the crewmates themselves are absent.
Red alert. RED ALERT. SOUND THE ALARMS, NOBODY IS SAFE... Normiah is drunk. *Gasp!*
Nobody knows who did it or how, but someone replaced Normiah's family friendly root beer with an alcohol filled beverage. He's wandering around drunk, unfortunately he still has his harpoons on him as of now.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Jonah sits at a table, ripping at a roast haunch. His teeth are unusually sharp and serrated for a half-orc.
Normiah (an old man in a captains outfit (not THE Captain) with a white beard, and normally a sour expression but he's drunk rn) walks by and knocks over a chair. "Sorry, lemme pick this up for you." He takes a piece of the sandwich, rights it like a chair, then eats it
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Jonah sits at a table, ripping at a roast haunch. His teeth are unusually sharp and serrated for a half-orc.
Normiah (an old man in a captains outfit (not THE Captain) with a white beard, and normally a sour expression but he's drunk rn) walks by and knocks over a chair. "Sorry, lemme pick this up for you." He takes a piece of the sandwich, rights it like a chair, then eats it
"Looks like ya had too many glasses, mate." says the muscular half-orc. He folds his scarred arms in front of him as he watches the drunkard stagger about.
Jonah sits at a table, ripping at a roast haunch. His teeth are unusually sharp and serrated for a half-orc.
Normiah (an old man in a captains outfit (not THE Captain) with a white beard, and normally a sour expression but he's drunk rn) walks by and knocks over a chair. "Sorry, lemme pick this up for you." He takes a piece of the sandwich, rights it like a chair, then eats it
"Looks like ya had too many glasses, mate." says the muscular half-orc. He folds his scarred arms in front of him as he watches the drunkard stagger about.
"Nooo, noo. Root beer is perfectly healthyyyyy!" He falls backwards onto the floor. "Owie."
(He's not normally drunk, someone swapped out his drink)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Jonah sits at a table, ripping at a roast haunch. His teeth are unusually sharp and serrated for a half-orc.
Normiah (an old man in a captains outfit (not THE Captain) with a white beard, and normally a sour expression but he's drunk rn) walks by and knocks over a chair. "Sorry, lemme pick this up for you." He takes a piece of the sandwich, rights it like a chair, then eats it
"Looks like ya had too many glasses, mate." says the muscular half-orc. He folds his scarred arms in front of him as he watches the drunkard stagger about.
"Nooo, noo. Root beer is perfectly healthyyyyy!" He falls backwards onto the floor. "Owie."
(He's not normally drunk, someone swapped out his drink)
"Root beer is not what ya've been having." He stands up and you feel his powerful grasp pull you to your feet. "Up ya go, hold it together man!"
"I am holding it together!" He sounds like a whining child and tries to break out of your grasp. (Athletics--he uses gladiator stats which is why the +10-- 14)
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You are unable to escape Jonah's grasp. He seats you forcefully down in a chair, holding onto the scruff of your shirt to keep your from sliding off.
"That's it, mate. You get the pointy stick!" He uses his hand and grabs a harpoon from his bag.
He attempts to yank the harpoon from his hand. "Don't you dare!"
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*Normiah has no chance of succeeding lol*
The harpoon gets yanked, so Normiah just grabs another from his bag and stabs at the half-orc.
Attack (disadvantage cause he's drunk): Unable to parse dice roll.
Damage: 10
"And you don't be rude!"
Jack steps into the room hearing the commotion. "Come now, friends, let us not bicker like children." He moves Jonah aside gently and takes Normiah's harpoons off his back.
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
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"I'm lookin' to crew this, if thats whatcha mean." The kobold says gruffly.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
“Heh. Sure, buddy. You met the Captain yet?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"Nope, just got on fer gudness sake."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
“Righto. You prolly will soon. It’s almost time to leave.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
He just wanders around quietly, not touching any of their things, but exploring.
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
A few of the rooms’ doors have been left ajar, although the crewmates themselves are absent.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
He decides to respect their belongings, and goes back up to the deck.
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
Red alert. RED ALERT. SOUND THE ALARMS, NOBODY IS SAFE... Normiah is drunk. *Gasp!*
Nobody knows who did it or how, but someone replaced Normiah's family friendly root beer with an alcohol filled beverage. He's wandering around drunk, unfortunately he still has his harpoons on him as of now.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Jonah sits at a table, ripping at a roast haunch. His teeth are unusually sharp and serrated for a half-orc.
Normiah (an old man in a captains outfit (not THE Captain) with a white beard, and normally a sour expression but he's drunk rn) walks by and knocks over a chair. "Sorry, lemme pick this up for you." He takes a piece of the sandwich, rights it like a chair, then eats it
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Looks like ya had too many glasses, mate." says the muscular half-orc. He folds his scarred arms in front of him as he watches the drunkard stagger about.
"Nooo, noo. Root beer is perfectly healthyyyyy!" He falls backwards onto the floor. "Owie."
(He's not normally drunk, someone swapped out his drink)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Root beer is not what ya've been having." He stands up and you feel his powerful grasp pull you to your feet. "Up ya go, hold it together man!"
"I am holding it together!" He sounds like a whining child and tries to break out of your grasp. (Athletics--he uses gladiator stats which is why the +10-- 14)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
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You are unable to escape Jonah's grasp. He seats you forcefully down in a chair, holding onto the scruff of your shirt to keep your from sliding off.
"That's it, mate. You get the pointy stick!" He uses his hand and grabs a harpoon from his bag.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
He attempts to yank the harpoon from his hand. "Don't you dare!"
25
*Normiah has no chance of succeeding lol*
The harpoon gets yanked, so Normiah just grabs another from his bag and stabs at the half-orc.
Attack (disadvantage cause he's drunk): Unable to parse dice roll.
Damage: 12
"And you don't be rude!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Jack steps into the room hearing the commotion. "Come now, friends, let us not bicker like children." He moves Jonah aside gently and takes Normiah's harpoons off his back.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire