You are unable to escape Jonah's grasp. He seats you forcefully down in a chair, holding onto the scruff of your shirt to keep your from sliding off.
"That's it, mate. You get the pointy stick!" He uses his hand and grabs a harpoon from his bag.
He attempts to yank the harpoon from his hand. "Don't you dare!"
25
*Normiah has no chance of succeeding lol*
The harpoon gets yanked, so Normiah just grabs another from his bag and stabs at the half-orc.
Attack (disadvantage cause he's drunk): Unable to parse dice roll.
Damage: 10
"And you don't be rude!"
Jack steps into the room hearing the commotion. "Come now, friends, let us not bicker like children." He moves Jonah aside gently and takes Normiah's harpoons off his back.
"I ain't bickerin'," states Jonah after splashing Normiah with water, "I'm merely tryin' to calm this drunk down."
You are unable to escape Jonah's grasp. He seats you forcefully down in a chair, holding onto the scruff of your shirt to keep your from sliding off.
"That's it, mate. You get the pointy stick!" He uses his hand and grabs a harpoon from his bag.
He attempts to yank the harpoon from his hand. "Don't you dare!"
25
*Normiah has no chance of succeeding lol*
The harpoon gets yanked, so Normiah just grabs another from his bag and stabs at the half-orc.
Attack (disadvantage cause he's drunk): Unable to parse dice roll.
Damage: 10
"And you don't be rude!"
Jack steps into the room hearing the commotion. "Come now, friends, let us not bicker like children." He moves Jonah aside gently and takes Normiah's harpoons off his back.
"Jack, help me here! You know alllll about not being drunkk..."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You are unable to escape Jonah's grasp. He seats you forcefully down in a chair, holding onto the scruff of your shirt to keep your from sliding off.
"That's it, mate. You get the pointy stick!" He uses his hand and grabs a harpoon from his bag.
He attempts to yank the harpoon from his hand. "Don't you dare!"
25
*Normiah has no chance of succeeding lol*
The harpoon gets yanked, so Normiah just grabs another from his bag and stabs at the half-orc.
Attack (disadvantage cause he's drunk): Unable to parse dice roll.
Damage: 10
"And you don't be rude!"
Jack steps into the room hearing the commotion. "Come now, friends, let us not bicker like children." He moves Jonah aside gently and takes Normiah's harpoons off his back.
"Jack, help me here! You know alllll about not being drunkk..."
"Yes, I do. And you most certainly are, someone seems to have..." He takes a sniff of the drink he was in the middle of chugging down, "slipped something into your drink."
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
You are unable to escape Jonah's grasp. He seats you forcefully down in a chair, holding onto the scruff of your shirt to keep your from sliding off.
"That's it, mate. You get the pointy stick!" He uses his hand and grabs a harpoon from his bag.
He attempts to yank the harpoon from his hand. "Don't you dare!"
25
*Normiah has no chance of succeeding lol*
The harpoon gets yanked, so Normiah just grabs another from his bag and stabs at the half-orc.
Attack (disadvantage cause he's drunk): Unable to parse dice roll.
Damage: 10
"And you don't be rude!"
Jack steps into the room hearing the commotion. "Come now, friends, let us not bicker like children." He moves Jonah aside gently and takes Normiah's harpoons off his back.
"Jack, help me here! You know alllll about not being drunkk..."
"Yes, I do. And you most certainly are, someone seems to have..." He takes a sniff of the drink he was in the middle of chugging down, "slipped something into your drink."
Jonah stands back and watches with his arms folded across his chest.
You are unable to escape Jonah's grasp. He seats you forcefully down in a chair, holding onto the scruff of your shirt to keep your from sliding off.
"That's it, mate. You get the pointy stick!" He uses his hand and grabs a harpoon from his bag.
He attempts to yank the harpoon from his hand. "Don't you dare!"
25
*Normiah has no chance of succeeding lol*
The harpoon gets yanked, so Normiah just grabs another from his bag and stabs at the half-orc.
Attack (disadvantage cause he's drunk): Unable to parse dice roll.
Damage: 10
"And you don't be rude!"
Jack steps into the room hearing the commotion. "Come now, friends, let us not bicker like children." He moves Jonah aside gently and takes Normiah's harpoons off his back.
"Jack, help me here! You know alllll about not being drunkk..."
"Yes, I do. And you most certainly are, someone seems to have..." He takes a sniff of the drink he was in the middle of chugging down, "slipped something into your drink."
"No! Now give me back my pointy stick, or I'll! I'll... I'll be very upset!"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You are unable to escape Jonah's grasp. He seats you forcefully down in a chair, holding onto the scruff of your shirt to keep your from sliding off.
"That's it, mate. You get the pointy stick!" He uses his hand and grabs a harpoon from his bag.
He attempts to yank the harpoon from his hand. "Don't you dare!"
25
*Normiah has no chance of succeeding lol*
The harpoon gets yanked, so Normiah just grabs another from his bag and stabs at the half-orc.
Attack (disadvantage cause he's drunk): Unable to parse dice roll.
Damage: 10
"And you don't be rude!"
Jack steps into the room hearing the commotion. "Come now, friends, let us not bicker like children." He moves Jonah aside gently and takes Normiah's harpoons off his back.
"Jack, help me here! You know alllll about not being drunkk..."
"Yes, I do. And you most certainly are, someone seems to have..." He takes a sniff of the drink he was in the middle of chugging down, "slipped something into your drink."
"No! Now give me back my pointy stick, or I'll! I'll... I'll be very upset!"
"Weapons are the last thing ya need. That and another drink."
You are unable to escape Jonah's grasp. He seats you forcefully down in a chair, holding onto the scruff of your shirt to keep your from sliding off.
"That's it, mate. You get the pointy stick!" He uses his hand and grabs a harpoon from his bag.
He attempts to yank the harpoon from his hand. "Don't you dare!"
25
*Normiah has no chance of succeeding lol*
The harpoon gets yanked, so Normiah just grabs another from his bag and stabs at the half-orc.
Attack (disadvantage cause he's drunk): Unable to parse dice roll.
Damage: 10
"And you don't be rude!"
Jack steps into the room hearing the commotion. "Come now, friends, let us not bicker like children." He moves Jonah aside gently and takes Normiah's harpoons off his back.
"Jack, help me here! You know alllll about not being drunkk..."
"Yes, I do. And you most certainly are, someone seems to have..." He takes a sniff of the drink he was in the middle of chugging down, "slipped something into your drink."
"No! Now give me back my pointy stick, or I'll! I'll... I'll be very upset!"
"Weapons are the last thing ya need. That and another drink."
Normiah struggles a bit more before yawning and falling asleep on the spot.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You are unable to escape Jonah's grasp. He seats you forcefully down in a chair, holding onto the scruff of your shirt to keep your from sliding off.
"That's it, mate. You get the pointy stick!" He uses his hand and grabs a harpoon from his bag.
He attempts to yank the harpoon from his hand. "Don't you dare!"
25
*Normiah has no chance of succeeding lol*
The harpoon gets yanked, so Normiah just grabs another from his bag and stabs at the half-orc.
Attack (disadvantage cause he's drunk): Unable to parse dice roll.
Damage: 10
"And you don't be rude!"
Jack steps into the room hearing the commotion. "Come now, friends, let us not bicker like children." He moves Jonah aside gently and takes Normiah's harpoons off his back.
"Jack, help me here! You know alllll about not being drunkk..."
"Yes, I do. And you most certainly are, someone seems to have..." He takes a sniff of the drink he was in the middle of chugging down, "slipped something into your drink."
"No! Now give me back my pointy stick, or I'll! I'll... I'll be very upset!"
"Weapons are the last thing ya need. That and another drink."
Normiah struggles a bit more before yawning and falling asleep on the spot.
Jack begins to chuckle, eventually turning into a booming laugh. "Ah, no wonder Normiah here never drinks! That was quite the experience." He wipes a single tear from his eye from laughing so hard and starts to settle down, his howling laughter turning into a gentle snicker, then fading away entirely as his deep breaths cause his chest to heave up and down. "A drink please. I think I'll try one of those 'family friendly' root beers Normiah keeps goin' on about."
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Jack begins to chuckle, eventually turning into a booming laugh. "Ah, no wonder Normiah here never drinks! That was quite the experience." He wipes a single tear from his eye from laughing so hard and starts to settle down, his howling laughter turning into a gentle snicker, then fading away entirely as his deep breaths cause his chest to heave up and down. "A drink please. I think I'll try one of those 'family friendly' root beers Normiah keeps goin' on about."
Alistair brings him the drink, and takes one for himself. “My, my, quite a potent drink! Surely I’ll have to restrain myself!”
Jack begins to chuckle, eventually turning into a booming laugh. "Ah, no wonder Normiah here never drinks! That was quite the experience." He wipes a single tear from his eye from laughing so hard and starts to settle down, his howling laughter turning into a gentle snicker, then fading away entirely as his deep breaths cause his chest to heave up and down. "A drink please. I think I'll try one of those 'family friendly' root beers Normiah keeps goin' on about."
Alistair brings him the drink, and takes one for himself. “My, my, quite a potent drink! Surely I’ll have to restrain myself!”
Jack begins to chuckle, eventually turning into a booming laugh. "Ah, no wonder Normiah here never drinks! That was quite the experience." He wipes a single tear from his eye from laughing so hard and starts to settle down, his howling laughter turning into a gentle snicker, then fading away entirely as his deep breaths cause his chest to heave up and down. "A drink please. I think I'll try one of those 'family friendly' root beers Normiah keeps goin' on about."
Alistair brings him the drink, and takes one for himself. “My, my, quite a potent drink! Surely I’ll have to restrain myself!”
Suire glides in. "I can help you with that"
He chuckles. “You want a, ah, root beer too?” He passes her a mug of ale.
He swats it aside with a scarred hand. He grabs a bucket of cold sea water someone was using to swab the deck and douses the drunk with it.
"I ain't bickerin'," states Jonah after splashing Normiah with water, "I'm merely tryin' to calm this drunk down."
"Jack, help me here! You know alllll about not being drunkk..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Yes, I do. And you most certainly are, someone seems to have..." He takes a sniff of the drink he was in the middle of chugging down, "slipped something into your drink."
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Jonah stands back and watches with his arms folded across his chest.
"No! Now give me back my pointy stick, or I'll! I'll... I'll be very upset!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Weapons are the last thing ya need. That and another drink."
Normiah struggles a bit more before yawning and falling asleep on the spot.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Stop being drunk!”
Persuasion 16
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Just sleep it off." He sits back down.
Jack begins to chuckle, eventually turning into a booming laugh. "Ah, no wonder Normiah here never drinks! That was quite the experience." He wipes a single tear from his eye from laughing so hard and starts to settle down, his howling laughter turning into a gentle snicker, then fading away entirely as his deep breaths cause his chest to heave up and down. "A drink please. I think I'll try one of those 'family friendly' root beers Normiah keeps goin' on about."
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Alistair brings him the drink, and takes one for himself. “My, my, quite a potent drink! Surely I’ll have to restrain myself!”
Terra Lubridia archive:
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Suire glides in. "I can help you with that"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
He chuckles. “You want a, ah, root beer too?” He passes her a mug of ale.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*Suire uses He/Him pronouns. srry i dont play consistent character pronouns*
Suire smacks the mug away. "not what i meant and i think that you have had enough" Suire grabs Alistair's mug and pours it out
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*Hey Noth, is the ship gonna get going soon? I'm working through a lot of backstory for Jack and can't wait for his conversation with the captain*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
*ah, right. Sorry.*
He frowns. “Way to spoil the fun.”
*Waiting on Arch, since they wanted to run a land encounter before we leave. But we can still have the convo now if you’d like.*
The Captain is carving a wooden sword. A second one sits next to him.
Mound is feeding seagulls.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"you wont be having too much fun tomorrow at the rate that you are drinking"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
He sighs. “You’re probably right. But it’s a price I’m willing to pay.” He downs another glass.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Suire sighs and pulls out a jug that lets out red smoke when he uncorks it
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues