Horrakir, the kobold, finishes his business before going over to Mound and the new guy. "Hey there, matey. I don't believe we've met."
"Hello there! I don't believe we have either. I'm Caldin! What's your name?"
"Horrakir." The kobold replies. "I travel the seas in ma foldin' boat, but i decided to have a go at pirating." He twirls a trident, and you notice he also has a vorpal greatsword and a battleaxe.
"Good to meet you Horrakir! Yes, pirating is an enjoyable thing, or so I've heard. I see you have quite a collection of weapons at your disposal."
"That's what comes from dealing with sahuagin. And raiding ships. And stealing from richos." He laughs.
Caldin laughs as well. "Yes, the rich usually have some magic item they don't even bother to use."
*Oh, btw i put a link to the character sheet I used for him on page 114 i you want to see*
*I saw it thx!*
"Yeah, I stole this greatsword from a guy called Mordenkainen. Ticked him off no end."
Caldin's eyes widen. "You're saying that you stole a vorpal greatsword from a man. With the name. Mordenkainen. You're joking right? Please tell me you're joking. Do you even know who he is?" *bruh just srsly said he stole something from Mordenkainen lol*
Horrakir, the kobold, finishes his business before going over to Mound and the new guy. "Hey there, matey. I don't believe we've met."
"Hello there! I don't believe we have either. I'm Caldin! What's your name?"
"Horrakir." The kobold replies. "I travel the seas in ma foldin' boat, but i decided to have a go at pirating." He twirls a trident, and you notice he also has a vorpal greatsword and a battleaxe.
"Good to meet you Horrakir! Yes, pirating is an enjoyable thing, or so I've heard. I see you have quite a collection of weapons at your disposal."
"That's what comes from dealing with sahuagin. And raiding ships. And stealing from richos." He laughs.
Caldin laughs as well. "Yes, the rich usually have some magic item they don't even bother to use."
*Oh, btw i put a link to the character sheet I used for him on page 114 i you want to see*
*I saw it thx!*
"Yeah, I stole this greatsword from a guy called Mordenkainen. Ticked him off no end."
Caldin's eyes widen. "You're saying that you stole a vorpal greatsword from a man. With the name. Mordenkainen. You're joking right? Please tell me you're joking. Do you even know who he is?" *bruh just srsly said he stole something from Mordenkainen lol*
"I'm not jokin', I do know who he is, and i'm proud of my feat." Replies horrakir, unphased.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*I play a different character who is similar to horrakir, who has 10 levels of fighter and 10 levels of rogue on her. Horrakir is her son. Pretend everyone knows and fears Niss Teccez, the famed captain of the dragon's head ship. You don't know i'm her son though, you'll probably start guessing by the time you know horrakir well*
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Horrakir, the kobold, finishes his business before going over to Mound and the new guy. "Hey there, matey. I don't believe we've met."
"Hello there! I don't believe we have either. I'm Caldin! What's your name?"
"Horrakir." The kobold replies. "I travel the seas in ma foldin' boat, but i decided to have a go at pirating." He twirls a trident, and you notice he also has a vorpal greatsword and a battleaxe.
"Good to meet you Horrakir! Yes, pirating is an enjoyable thing, or so I've heard. I see you have quite a collection of weapons at your disposal."
"That's what comes from dealing with sahuagin. And raiding ships. And stealing from richos." He laughs.
Caldin laughs as well. "Yes, the rich usually have some magic item they don't even bother to use."
*Oh, btw i put a link to the character sheet I used for him on page 114 i you want to see*
*I saw it thx!*
"Yeah, I stole this greatsword from a guy called Mordenkainen. Ticked him off no end."
Caldin's eyes widen. "You're saying that you stole a vorpal greatsword from a man. With the name. Mordenkainen. You're joking right? Please tell me you're joking. Do you even know who he is?" *bruh just srsly said he stole something from Mordenkainen lol*
"I'm not jokin', I do know who he is, and i'm proud of my feat." Replies horrakir, unphased.
"Well then! I congratulate you heartily at your astonishing feat! Is he still after you?"
Horrakir, the kobold, finishes his business before going over to Mound and the new guy. "Hey there, matey. I don't believe we've met."
"Hello there! I don't believe we have either. I'm Caldin! What's your name?"
"Horrakir." The kobold replies. "I travel the seas in ma foldin' boat, but i decided to have a go at pirating." He twirls a trident, and you notice he also has a vorpal greatsword and a battleaxe.
"Good to meet you Horrakir! Yes, pirating is an enjoyable thing, or so I've heard. I see you have quite a collection of weapons at your disposal."
"That's what comes from dealing with sahuagin. And raiding ships. And stealing from richos." He laughs.
Caldin laughs as well. "Yes, the rich usually have some magic item they don't even bother to use."
*Oh, btw i put a link to the character sheet I used for him on page 114 i you want to see*
*I saw it thx!*
"Yeah, I stole this greatsword from a guy called Mordenkainen. Ticked him off no end."
Caldin's eyes widen. "You're saying that you stole a vorpal greatsword from a man. With the name. Mordenkainen. You're joking right? Please tell me you're joking. Do you even know who he is?" *bruh just srsly said he stole something from Mordenkainen lol*
"I'm not jokin', I do know who he is, and i'm proud of my feat." Replies horrakir, unphased.
"Well then! I congratulate you heartily at your astonishing feat! Is he still after you?"
"I can tell you he probably is. I don't know for sure."
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Well, I have found a sort of stowaway that just refuses to pay the toll.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
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*Uhh, hello?*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Caldin's eyes widen. "You're saying that you stole a vorpal greatsword from a man. With the name. Mordenkainen. You're joking right? Please tell me you're joking. Do you even know who he is?" *bruh just srsly said he stole something from Mordenkainen lol*
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
*sorry hw*
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"I'm not jokin', I do know who he is, and i'm proud of my feat." Replies horrakir, unphased.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*I play a different character who is similar to horrakir, who has 10 levels of fighter and 10 levels of rogue on her. Horrakir is her son. Pretend everyone knows and fears Niss Teccez, the famed captain of the dragon's head ship. You don't know i'm her son though, you'll probably start guessing by the time you know horrakir well*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Well then! I congratulate you heartily at your astonishing feat! Is he still after you?"
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
"I can tell you he probably is. I don't know for sure."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*I gotta go, see you tomorrow at whatever time you go on your way*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*see ya!*
Status: Treading the Threads Forever
have a good time
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Im Canrin. I never got yours, and what was troubling you?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Normiah is practicing with his harpoons. He hasn't noticed the portal yet.
The portal is still going strong. https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/186325-the-nexus
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Vargus is dragging a large fish over to a fire, which seems a bit to small to actually cook the catch, but he also doesn't seem to care
“Anyone seen the Captain?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The Captain is in the crow’s nest, sipping from a mug of brinebrew.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“Captain! May I have a word with you?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Aye!” He drops down from the crow’s nest. “Whaddya need, friend?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“Well, I have found a sort of stowaway that just refuses to pay the toll.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“My my, a stowaway? Well, we can’t be having that.” He draws his cutlass. “And where might this little miscreant be?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Xi leads him to the magic ghost barrel
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor