A scaly kobold is securing the ship’s rigging. As she finishes her work, she grabs the music-box-rope by mistake and tries to tie it into a knot, to hold up the aft sail.
The knot unties itself, and the rope becomes sticky and adhesive like a mimic.
A scaly kobold is securing the ship’s rigging. As she finishes her work, she grabs the music-box-rope by mistake and tries to tie it into a knot, to hold up the aft sail.
The knot unties itself, and the rope becomes sticky and adhesive like a mimic.
She frowns and tries to drop the rope.
The rope sticks to her hand.
She glances around at her fellow crewmates, none of which have yet noticed her predicament. “Is this some sort of joke?”
Horrakir has been watching everything that has been happening with interest. He mutters something about his mother and how she would be having everyone scrubbing the decks by now, and notices the other ship. He strains to see the flag.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Caldin, following the shouts, walks up to Normiah. "A weird portal thing?"
"Yep. Don't know what the blasted thing leads to. Threw a harpoon in but no response."
"The nexus." Shouts horrakir. "My boss works there. Bit of a strange place."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Caldin, following the shouts, walks up to Normiah. "A weird portal thing?"
"Yep. Don't know what the blasted thing leads to. Threw a harpoon in but no response."
"The nexus." Shouts horrakir. "My boss works there. Bit of a strange place."
"What's a net-us?"
*Poor Normiah, failing English class lol*
"NEXUS. N-e-x-u-s. A place where organisations, or 'threads' as they're called, meet up and work together. The barnacle is one of said threads." Replies horrakir.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Caldin, following the shouts, walks up to Normiah. "A weird portal thing?"
"Yep. Don't know what the blasted thing leads to. Threw a harpoon in but no response."
"The nexus." Shouts horrakir. "My boss works there. Bit of a strange place."
"What's a net-us?"
*Poor Normiah, failing English class lol*
"NEXUS. N-e-x-u-s. A place where organisations, or 'threads' as they're called, meet up and work together. The barnacle is one of said threads." Replies horrakir.
"You're confusing me." He looks at the sea line. "Oh... I recognize this area of the sea..."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Caldin, following the shouts, walks up to Normiah. "A weird portal thing?"
"Yep. Don't know what the blasted thing leads to. Threw a harpoon in but no response."
"The nexus." Shouts horrakir. "My boss works there. Bit of a strange place."
"What's a net-us?"
*Poor Normiah, failing English class lol*
"NEXUS. N-e-x-u-s. A place where organisations, or 'threads' as they're called, meet up and work together. The barnacle is one of said threads." Replies horrakir.
"You're confusing me." He looks at the sea line. "Oh... I recognize this area of the sea..."
"You do? Then do you recognise that ship?" Horrakir asks, pointing to the ship on the horizon. *Secretly prays this is horrakir's mother's ship*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Caldin, following the shouts, walks up to Normiah. "A weird portal thing?"
"Yep. Don't know what the blasted thing leads to. Threw a harpoon in but no response."
"The nexus." Shouts horrakir. "My boss works there. Bit of a strange place."
"What's a net-us?"
*Poor Normiah, failing English class lol*
"NEXUS. N-e-x-u-s. A place where organisations, or 'threads' as they're called, meet up and work together. The barnacle is one of said threads." Replies horrakir.
"You're confusing me." He looks at the sea line. "Oh... I recognize this area of the sea..."
"You do? Then do you recognise that ship?" Horrakir asks, pointing to the ship on the horizon. *Secretly prays this is horrakir's mother's ship*
Normiah looks at the other side of the deck. "Oh, no. But this sea area... I can feel it... We're approaching the kraken's lair soon enough.
Oh right, you weren't here for the first fight. But we are approaching the lair of a highly dangerous beast, who I've been hunting my whole life. It's also a coward-- it typically runs away when it's about to die, which is one of the reasons this has taken my whole life."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Caldin, following the shouts, walks up to Normiah. "A weird portal thing?"
"Yep. Don't know what the blasted thing leads to. Threw a harpoon in but no response."
"The nexus." Shouts horrakir. "My boss works there. Bit of a strange place."
"What's a net-us?"
*Poor Normiah, failing English class lol*
"NEXUS. N-e-x-u-s. A place where organisations, or 'threads' as they're called, meet up and work together. The barnacle is one of said threads." Replies horrakir.
"You're confusing me." He looks at the sea line. "Oh... I recognize this area of the sea..."
"You do? Then do you recognise that ship?" Horrakir asks, pointing to the ship on the horizon. *Secretly prays this is horrakir's mother's ship*
Normiah looks at the other side of the deck. "Oh, no. But this sea area... I can feel it... We're approaching the kraken's lair soon enough.
Oh right, you weren't here for the first fight. But we are approaching the lair of a highly dangerous beast, who I've been hunting my whole life. It's also a coward-- it typically runs away when it's about to die, which is one of the reasons this has taken my whole life."
"Pfft, a kraken?" Horrakir says dismissively. "Already beat two. does anyone have a telescope?"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Caldin, following the shouts, walks up to Normiah. "A weird portal thing?"
"Yep. Don't know what the blasted thing leads to. Threw a harpoon in but no response."
"The nexus." Shouts horrakir. "My boss works there. Bit of a strange place."
"What's a net-us?"
*Poor Normiah, failing English class lol*
"NEXUS. N-e-x-u-s. A place where organisations, or 'threads' as they're called, meet up and work together. The barnacle is one of said threads." Replies horrakir.
"You're confusing me." He looks at the sea line. "Oh... I recognize this area of the sea..."
"You do? Then do you recognise that ship?" Horrakir asks, pointing to the ship on the horizon. *Secretly prays this is horrakir's mother's ship*
Normiah looks at the other side of the deck. "Oh, no. But this sea area... I can feel it... We're approaching the kraken's lair soon enough.
Oh right, you weren't here for the first fight. But we are approaching the lair of a highly dangerous beast, who I've been hunting my whole life. It's also a coward-- it typically runs away when it's about to die, which is one of the reasons this has taken my whole life."
"Pfft, a kraken?" Horrakir says dismissively. "Already beat two. does anyone have a telescope?"
"This one is stronger then most." He warns. "I don't know how old or ancient it is, but it's gotten quite strong over time. Lucky for us, the actual area of its lair is still somewhat distanced from us. We'll know we reach it when there is a 10 mile radius of storms. So, we should probably be prepared."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Caldin, following the shouts, walks up to Normiah. "A weird portal thing?"
"Yep. Don't know what the blasted thing leads to. Threw a harpoon in but no response."
"The nexus." Shouts horrakir. "My boss works there. Bit of a strange place."
"What's a net-us?"
*Poor Normiah, failing English class lol*
"NEXUS. N-e-x-u-s. A place where organisations, or 'threads' as they're called, meet up and work together. The barnacle is one of said threads." Replies horrakir.
"You're confusing me." He looks at the sea line. "Oh... I recognize this area of the sea..."
"You do? Then do you recognise that ship?" Horrakir asks, pointing to the ship on the horizon. *Secretly prays this is horrakir's mother's ship*
Normiah looks at the other side of the deck. "Oh, no. But this sea area... I can feel it... We're approaching the kraken's lair soon enough.
Oh right, you weren't here for the first fight. But we are approaching the lair of a highly dangerous beast, who I've been hunting my whole life. It's also a coward-- it typically runs away when it's about to die, which is one of the reasons this has taken my whole life."
"Pfft, a kraken?" Horrakir says dismissively. "Already beat two. does anyone have a telescope?"
"This one is stronger then most." He warns. "I don't know how old or ancient it is, but it's gotten quite strong over time. Lucky for us, the actual area of its lair is still somewhat distanced from us. We'll know we reach it when there is a 10 mile radius of storms. So, we should probably be prepared."
"Well, i'm up for a fight," Horrakir replies. "Now, do you have a telescope?"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"I want to see that ship over there's flag!" He says.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
The rope sticks to her hand.
She glances around at her fellow crewmates, none of which have yet noticed her predicament. “Is this some sort of joke?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
suddenly you hear a loud thump from above something has hit the deck with force. followed by some running steps and a door slammed close then locked.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The kobold decides to investigate.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
you follow the sound and come to burdurxas room, you hear the sounds of clattering items and cloth being rubbed against. what will you do?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Horrakir has been watching everything that has been happening with interest. He mutters something about his mother and how she would be having everyone scrubbing the decks by now, and notices the other ship. He strains to see the flag.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"Yep. Don't know what the blasted thing leads to. Threw a harpoon in but no response."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"The nexus." Shouts horrakir. "My boss works there. Bit of a strange place."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"What's a net-us?"
*Poor Normiah, failing English class lol*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"NEXUS. N-e-x-u-s. A place where organisations, or 'threads' as they're called, meet up and work together. The barnacle is one of said threads." Replies horrakir.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"You're confusing me." He looks at the sea line. "Oh... I recognize this area of the sea..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"You do? Then do you recognise that ship?" Horrakir asks, pointing to the ship on the horizon. *Secretly prays this is horrakir's mother's ship*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Normiah looks at the other side of the deck. "Oh, no. But this sea area... I can feel it... We're approaching the kraken's lair soon enough.
Oh right, you weren't here for the first fight. But we are approaching the lair of a highly dangerous beast, who I've been hunting my whole life. It's also a coward-- it typically runs away when it's about to die, which is one of the reasons this has taken my whole life."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Pfft, a kraken?" Horrakir says dismissively. "Already beat two. does anyone have a telescope?"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"This one is stronger then most." He warns. "I don't know how old or ancient it is, but it's gotten quite strong over time. Lucky for us, the actual area of its lair is still somewhat distanced from us. We'll know we reach it when there is a 10 mile radius of storms. So, we should probably be prepared."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Well, i'm up for a fight," Horrakir replies. "Now, do you have a telescope?"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"No, but what for?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Horrakir sighs and leaves to find a spyglass.
*Ninja'ed, darn*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"I want to see that ship over there's flag!" He says.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"Well, I don't have one. Hey, is that portal safe? I'm going to get my harpoon-- can't lose any, that adamantine job cost me thousands of gold.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ