Burdurxa is sitting on a crate, drinking whiskey, albeit more carefully than last time. pouring the whiskey into his cup, wondering how flymead tastes.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
A hooded stranger is holding onto a board in the sea. "Help me! My ship crashed in this storm and I've been holding onto this board for hours on end!"
Xi freezes them in a block of ice and lifts it onto the ship. He then clears away the ice around their face so they can breathe “well what do we have here.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A hooded stranger is holding onto a board in the sea. "Help me! My ship crashed in this storm and I've been holding onto this board for hours on end!"
Burdurxa sends a delayed fireball spell and it blows up the dummy from behind he walks back to his cabin muttering ive got bite alright, bloody whale hunter
A hooded stranger is holding onto a board in the sea. "Help me! My ship crashed in this storm and I've been holding onto this board for hours on end!"
The hooded stranger feels something nip his toe behind him. You feel a strange presence behind you.
The stranger turns around suddenly before being turned to ice by Xi.
When the ice defrosts around his face, he says "Thank you for your hospitality. This ship is the Barnacle, no? I've heard of the Notched Blades before."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A hooded stranger is holding onto a board in the sea. "Help me! My ship crashed in this storm and I've been holding onto this board for hours on end!"
Burdurxa sends a delayed firebally spell and it blows up the dummy from behind he walks back to his cabin muttering ive got bite alright, bloody whale hunter
saving throw: roll 18 for dexterity
Saving Throw: 9
Normiah throws back a harpoon in retaliation. 8 to hit and 14 damage.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A hooded stranger is holding onto a board in the sea. "Help me! My ship crashed in this storm and I've been holding onto this board for hours on end!"
The hooded stranger feels something nip his toe behind him. You feel a strange presence behind you.
The stranger turns around suddenly before being turned to ice by Xi.
When the ice defrosts around his face, he says "Thank you for your hospitality. This ship is the Barnacle, no? I've heard of the Notched Blades before."
“This is indeed the Barnacle. May I ask what your business here is?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
A hooded stranger is holding onto a board in the sea. "Help me! My ship crashed in this storm and I've been holding onto this board for hours on end!"
The hooded stranger feels something nip his toe behind him. You feel a strange presence behind you.
The stranger turns around suddenly before being turned to ice by Xi.
When the ice defrosts around his face, he says "Thank you for your hospitality. This ship is the Barnacle, no? I've heard of the Notched Blades before."
You catch a glimpse of an... angel? But then you are whisked away. When you look back you do not see anything but a few seabirds.
A hooded stranger is holding onto a board in the sea. "Help me! My ship crashed in this storm and I've been holding onto this board for hours on end!"
Burdurxa sends a delayed firebally spell and it blows up the dummy from behind he walks back to his cabin muttering ive got bite alright, bloody whale hunter
saving throw: roll 18 for dexterity
Saving Throw: 9
Normiah throws back a harpoon in retaliation. 8 to hit and 14 damage.
for failing your saving throw roll 5d6 damage
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
A hooded stranger is holding onto a board in the sea. "Help me! My ship crashed in this storm and I've been holding onto this board for hours on end!"
The hooded stranger feels something nip his toe behind him. You feel a strange presence behind you.
The stranger turns around suddenly before being turned to ice by Xi.
When the ice defrosts around his face, he says "Thank you for your hospitality. This ship is the Barnacle, no? I've heard of the Notched Blades before."
“This is indeed the Barnacle. May I ask what your business here is?”
"I seek refuge. As I said, my ship sank. The rest of my crew were not so lucky and didn't make it..."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A hooded stranger is holding onto a board in the sea. "Help me! My ship crashed in this storm and I've been holding onto this board for hours on end!"
Burdurxa sends a delayed firebally spell and it blows up the dummy from behind he walks back to his cabin muttering ive got bite alright, bloody whale hunter
saving throw: roll 18 for dexterity
Saving Throw: 9
Normiah throws back a harpoon in retaliation. 8 to hit and 14 damage.
for failing your saving throw roll 5d6 damage
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The ferret monster is listening to all this, looking frustrated.
A man sized Pelican looks down at you from the ships rigging. He speaks in a harsh voice, "What peeves you my friend?"
The ogre-sized ferret man jolts a bit. His cake roll dog seems to like the pelican already for some reason. "This devil guy keeps bullying and attacking other crewmates. I don't have the authority to do anything, so I need to wait for the captain to help out."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*tap on the purple ice knife*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Oh sweet I get a tattoo for all eternity.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*until you use it*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Xi is making shapes out of the rain with shape water
Kohirun is aimlessly wandering the deck
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Burdurxa is sitting on a crate, drinking whiskey, albeit more carefully than last time. pouring the whiskey into his cup, wondering how flymead tastes.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Normiah is still training.
A hooded stranger is holding onto a board in the sea. "Help me! My ship crashed in this storm and I've been holding onto this board for hours on end!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The hooded stranger feels something nip his toe behind him. You feel a strange presence behind you.
Xi freezes them in a block of ice and lifts it onto the ship. He then clears away the ice around their face so they can breathe “well what do we have here.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Burdurxa sends a delayed fireball spell and it blows up the dummy from behind he walks back to his cabin muttering ive got bite alright, bloody whale hunter
saving throw: roll 18 for dexterity
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The stranger turns around suddenly before being turned to ice by Xi.
When the ice defrosts around his face, he says "Thank you for your hospitality. This ship is the Barnacle, no? I've heard of the Notched Blades before."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Saving Throw: 9
Normiah throws back a harpoon in retaliation. 8 to hit and 14 damage.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“This is indeed the Barnacle. May I ask what your business here is?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The ferret monster is listening to all this, looking frustrated.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
You catch a glimpse of an... angel? But then you are whisked away. When you look back you do not see anything but a few seabirds.
A man sized Pelican looks down at you from the ships rigging. He speaks in a harsh voice, "What peeves you my friend?"
for failing your saving throw roll 5d6 damage
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"I seek refuge. As I said, my ship sank. The rest of my crew were not so lucky and didn't make it..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The ogre-sized ferret man jolts a bit. His cake roll dog seems to like the pelican already for some reason. "This devil guy keeps bullying and attacking other crewmates. I don't have the authority to do anything, so I need to wait for the captain to help out."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.