The ferret monster is listening to all this, looking frustrated.
A man sized Pelican looks down at you from the ships rigging. He speaks in a harsh voice, "What peeves you my friend?"
The ogre-sized ferret man jolts a bit. His cake roll dog seems to like the pelican already for some reason. "This devil guy keeps bullying and attacking other crewmates. I don't have the authority to do anything, so I need to wait for the captain to help out."
The pelican eyes the cake roll dog with hunger in his eyes, "Sounds like a bad sailor to have on the ship. Disorder and strife are the last things a crew needs. Something must be done."
Normiah throws back a harpoon in retaliation. 8 to hit and 14 damage
The harpoon tings off his breastplate he gives normiah the birdie without ever looking back. starts sharpening fire trident the embers of the flame coming off like sparks.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
The ferret monster is listening to all this, looking frustrated.
A man sized Pelican looks down at you from the ships rigging. He speaks in a harsh voice, "What peeves you my friend?"
The ogre-sized ferret man jolts a bit. His cake roll dog seems to like the pelican already for some reason. "This devil guy keeps bullying and attacking other crewmates. I don't have the authority to do anything, so I need to wait for the captain to help out."
The pelican eyes the cake roll dog with hunger in his eyes, "Sounds like a bad sailor to have on the ship. Disorder and strife are the last things a crew needs. Something must be done."
The monster, being blindfolded, does not see this. The dog, being adoring, does not care. "I wish I could do more, but I lack proper authority. I don't want to be kicked off the ship for bad conduct."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Burdurxa points "there's the bloody bastard, get ready to die" he walks to the very end of the bow as far away from everyone as possible and transforms
Initiative 7
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
The ferret monster is listening to all this, looking frustrated.
A man sized Pelican looks down at you from the ships rigging. He speaks in a harsh voice, "What peeves you my friend?"
The ogre-sized ferret man jolts a bit. His cake roll dog seems to like the pelican already for some reason. "This devil guy keeps bullying and attacking other crewmates. I don't have the authority to do anything, so I need to wait for the captain to help out."
The pelican eyes the cake roll dog with hunger in his eyes, "Sounds like a bad sailor to have on the ship. Disorder and strife are the last things a crew needs. Something must be done."
The monster, being blindfolded, does not see this. The dog, being adoring, does not care. "I wish I could do more, but I lack proper authority. I don't want to be kicked off the ship for bad conduct."
"That is wise. One's conduct in times of turmoil reveals character. By avoiding conflict you are proving you are level headed and trustworthy to the crew and captain." He flaps to another, closer section of rigging, "Still, you are blessed with a formidable form. A stern warning while avoiding conflict may restore order and show that you are not one to be trifled with."
The pelican eyes the cake roll dog with hunger in his eyes, "Sounds like a bad sailor to have on the ship. Disorder and strife are the last things a crew needs. Something must be done."
The monster, being blindfolded, does not see this. The dog, being adoring, does not care. "I wish I could do more, but I lack proper authority. I don't want to be kicked off the ship for bad conduct."
"That is wise. One's conduct in times of turmoil reveals character. By avoiding conflict you are proving you are level headed and trustworthy to the crew and captain." He flaps to another, closer section of rigging, "Still, you are blessed with a formidable form. A stern warning while avoiding conflict may restore order and show that you are not one to be trifled with."
"That seems like a fool's errand. He is far too cocky for anything to scare him. He insulted me and the captain in the same breath the last time I warned him. After multiple potentially lethal attacks, I think he's deserving of some sort of reprimand. At minimum, he should be doing hard labor instead of hard drinking."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The pelican eyes the cake roll dog with hunger in his eyes, "Sounds like a bad sailor to have on the ship. Disorder and strife are the last things a crew needs. Something must be done."
The monster, being blindfolded, does not see this. The dog, being adoring, does not care. "I wish I could do more, but I lack proper authority. I don't want to be kicked off the ship for bad conduct."
"That is wise. One's conduct in times of turmoil reveals character. By avoiding conflict you are proving you are level headed and trustworthy to the crew and captain." He flaps to another, closer section of rigging, "Still, you are blessed with a formidable form. A stern warning while avoiding conflict may restore order and show that you are not one to be trifled with."
"That seems like a fool's errand. He is far too cocky for anything to scare him. He insulted me and the captain in the same breath the last time I warned him. After multiple potentially lethal attacks, I think he's deserving of some sort of reprimand. At minimum, he should be doing hard labor instead of hard drinking."
The pelican rustles his feathers, "You are right, confrontation would be... ill advised at the moment. I could... keep an eye on him until you can speak with the captain. I can intervene if he threatens the safety of others again. My safety is of no concern."
The pelican eyes the cake roll dog with hunger in his eyes, "Sounds like a bad sailor to have on the ship. Disorder and strife are the last things a crew needs. Something must be done."
The monster, being blindfolded, does not see this. The dog, being adoring, does not care. "I wish I could do more, but I lack proper authority. I don't want to be kicked off the ship for bad conduct."
"That is wise. One's conduct in times of turmoil reveals character. By avoiding conflict you are proving you are level headed and trustworthy to the crew and captain." He flaps to another, closer section of rigging, "Still, you are blessed with a formidable form. A stern warning while avoiding conflict may restore order and show that you are not one to be trifled with."
"That seems like a fool's errand. He is far too cocky for anything to scare him. He insulted me and the captain in the same breath the last time I warned him. After multiple potentially lethal attacks, I think he's deserving of some sort of reprimand. At minimum, he should be doing hard labor instead of hard drinking."
The pelican rustles his feathers, "You are right, confrontation would be... ill advised at the moment. I could... keep an eye on him until you can speak with the captain. I can intervene if he threatens the safety of others again. My safety is of no concern."
The monster contemplates for a good couple seconds, then smiles. "That would be very good. What's your name, by the way?" He pulls out a small bottle from his coat and offers it to the pelican.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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"I SEE THE KRAKEN ASTERN US!"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
The pelican eyes the cake roll dog with hunger in his eyes, "Sounds like a bad sailor to have on the ship. Disorder and strife are the last things a crew needs. Something must be done."
The harpoon tings off his breastplate he gives normiah the birdie without ever looking back. starts sharpening fire trident the embers of the flame coming off like sparks.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The monster, being blindfolded, does not see this. The dog, being adoring, does not care. "I wish I could do more, but I lack proper authority. I don't want to be kicked off the ship for bad conduct."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Normiah runs over. "WHERE?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Burdurxa points "there's the bloody bastard, get ready to die" he walks to the very end of the bow as far away from everyone as possible and transforms
Initiative 7
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
OOC: why do my rolls always suck man.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
4
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*Well, now’s as good a time as any.*
Captain: 13
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*uh, the krakens not yet. In fact I was just about to run one more encounter before the Beast itself. :/*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Ay, Noth! I was waiting for you to get on! It's a bit of a bad time for an interaction with the captain though, so I'll save it for later.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"That is wise. One's conduct in times of turmoil reveals character. By avoiding conflict you are proving you are level headed and trustworthy to the crew and captain." He flaps to another, closer section of rigging, "Still, you are blessed with a formidable form. A stern warning while avoiding conflict may restore order and show that you are not one to be trifled with."
The stranger sighs. "Can you let me out of this block of ice? It's cold in here."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Ah, alright. All good.*
*Hey Baalze! Sorry to keep you waiting, I kinda have to go shopping now. I was just gonna pop in to check on things.*
*I’ll be back in around an hour, maybe we can have the interaction then?*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"That seems like a fool's errand. He is far too cocky for anything to scare him. He insulted me and the captain in the same breath the last time I warned him. After multiple potentially lethal attacks, I think he's deserving of some sort of reprimand. At minimum, he should be doing hard labor instead of hard drinking."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*That'll be great! Thanks, cap!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The pelican rustles his feathers, "You are right, confrontation would be... ill advised at the moment. I could... keep an eye on him until you can speak with the captain. I can intervene if he threatens the safety of others again. My safety is of no concern."
*casually waiting for the stranger to be freed from the ice block*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
melts the ice block with create bonfire
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The monster contemplates for a good couple seconds, then smiles. "That would be very good. What's your name, by the way?" He pulls out a small bottle from his coat and offers it to the pelican.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.