The monster contemplates for a good couple seconds, then smiles. "That would be very good. What's your name, by the way?" He pulls out a small bottle from his coat and offers it to the pelican.
"Pelican," croaks the pelican. He somehow manages to grin and grab the bottle with the tip of his bill. He turns it up and lets a portion of the bottle's content splash into his throat pouch. You hear it slosh about before he gurgles it down. He then returns the bottle, "Thank you kindly, my throat is made thirsty by this salty air. Do you and your... pastry pup have names?"
*uh, the krakens not yet. In fact I was just about to run one more encounter before the Beast itself. :/*
*can we start that encounter then?*
*Alright, plot twist time!*
Suddenly, the stranger notices Normiah. With suprising agility, they grab him by the neck and hold a dagger up to his throat. A tattoo flashes on the strangers arm-- that of a krakens head.
"One step towards me and the hunter dies." The cultist says.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The monster contemplates for a good couple seconds, then smiles. "That would be very good. What's your name, by the way?" He pulls out a small bottle from his coat and offers it to the pelican.
"Pelican," croaks the pelican. He somehow manages to grin and grab the bottle with the tip of his bill. He turns it up and lets a portion of the bottle's content splash into his throat pouch. You hear it slosh about before he gurgles it down. He then returns the bottle, "Thank you kindly, my throat is made thirsty by this salty air. Do you and your... pastry pup have names?"
The drink is a home-brewed pyment, a sort of mix between wine and fly mead. It's very good, but very, very weak on the alcohol front.
"I'm Pluche Grism, and my dog is Reprieve. By the way, are you hungry? I'm a baker by trade, and I've got some ingredients in my satchel here."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The monster contemplates for a good couple seconds, then smiles. "That would be very good. What's your name, by the way?" He pulls out a small bottle from his coat and offers it to the pelican.
"Pelican," croaks the pelican. He somehow manages to grin and grab the bottle with the tip of his bill. He turns it up and lets a portion of the bottle's content splash into his throat pouch. You hear it slosh about before he gurgles it down. He then returns the bottle, "Thank you kindly, my throat is made thirsty by this salty air. Do you and your... pastry pup have names?"
The drink is a home-brewed pyment, a sort of mix between wine and fly mead. It's very good, but very, very weak on the alcohol front.
"I'm Pluche Grism, and my dog is Reprieve. By the way, are you hungry? I'm a baker by trade, and I've got some ingredients in my satchel here."
"Pluche Grism," says the Pelican, "My hunger is endless. I would love to sample some of your confectioneries. And that drink, where did you come by it? I only ever drink rum or brandy, but that was refreshing."
"Thank you. I was starting to feel chiller then the ocean itself."
Normiah begins wandering over to inspect the new person. The stranger seems unaware of Normiah's presence.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*can we start that encounter then?*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Pelican," croaks the pelican. He somehow manages to grin and grab the bottle with the tip of his bill. He turns it up and lets a portion of the bottle's content splash into his throat pouch. You hear it slosh about before he gurgles it down. He then returns the bottle, "Thank you kindly, my throat is made thirsty by this salty air. Do you and your... pastry pup have names?"
*Alright, plot twist time!*
Suddenly, the stranger notices Normiah. With suprising agility, they grab him by the neck and hold a dagger up to his throat. A tattoo flashes on the strangers arm-- that of a krakens head.
"One step towards me and the hunter dies." The cultist says.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"SHIP AHOY!"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
casts finger of death at the stranger, causing searing pain specifcally in his hand CON 18 saving throw
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The drink is a home-brewed pyment, a sort of mix between wine and fly mead. It's very good, but very, very weak on the alcohol front.
"I'm Pluche Grism, and my dog is Reprieve. By the way, are you hungry? I'm a baker by trade, and I've got some ingredients in my satchel here."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Got ninjas ignore this
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Got ninjaed ignore this
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Little late might want to read up.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
10
Damage?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
NVM. *Celebration noises*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
this was manipulated
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
it says 5+2 equals 7. now im not great at math but im pretty sure 7 is not 20
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*For me it's saying in my posts '1d20'. Which is what I rolled for. Where are you getting 5+2 from?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
And initiative:
20
*We're in the middle of another encounter rn*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*i have a new character that i want to intro*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Pluche Grism," says the Pelican, "My hunger is endless. I would love to sample some of your confectioneries. And that drink, where did you come by it? I only ever drink rum or brandy, but that was refreshing."
*should I roll initiative and if so what do I roll cuz I haven't done this before.*
Caldin puts down his book, gets up, and stretches. He walks over to look at the ship. "Is that a friend or an enemy?"
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.