The drink is a home-brewed pyment, a sort of mix between wine and fly mead. It's very good, but very, very weak on the alcohol front.
"I'm Pluche Grism, and my dog is Reprieve. By the way, are you hungry? I'm a baker by trade, and I've got some ingredients in my satchel here."
"Pluche Grism," says the Pelican, "My hunger is endless. I would love to sample some of your confectioneries. And that drink, where did you come by it? I only ever drink rum or brandy, but that was refreshing."
He chuckles. "I make it myself. It's hard finding meat for the flies, but these ships carry grapes just about everywhere. I've been trying to set up my brewing supplies lately, but I'm afraid the devil will come and either drink my supplies or ignite them on a whim."
"If you ever need any sort of meat or fish for your cooking I can provide you with a varied selection. I have no trouble collecting food, but my lack of opposable thumbs restricts my dining to raw fish. I relish every opportunity to eat a prepared dish."
*uh, the krakens not yet. In fact I was just about to run one more encounter before the Beast itself. :/*
*can we start that encounter then?*
*Alright, plot twist time!*
Suddenly, the stranger notices Normiah. With suprising agility, they grab him by the neck and hold a dagger up to his throat. A tattoo flashes on the strangers arm-- that of a krakens head.
"One step towards me and the hunter dies." The cultist says.
Pluche doesn't turn his head. "Shut up." The ogre-sized creature slowly rises, snorting out smoke. "If you kill him, you'll have no leverage, and there will be nothing stopping me from grinding you into paste. Drop the knife."
Intimidation: 26
Also, Heat Metal on the knife.
The cultist is very intimidated by this. He drops the knife before it gets heated. "I'll still have leverage. My patron wants this man dead." Despite dropping the knife, he still keeps Normiah grappled with his hands and is slowly trying to choke him.
*Awesome, dropping concentration* "I don't see your patron anywhere. I do believe that you are alone here. This ship is filled with people with very short tempers and violent tendencies, and I've had it up to here with them. I've been needing to let off steam, and if you don't start behaving right now I'll happily feed you to my honey flies and grind your bones into flour."
He draws his massive pipe.
"My patron? He is everywhere in here! The kraken shall serve me well. If I die, so be it." The cultist starts to choke Normiah harder, while reaching for the dagger again.
I pulled his hand from normiah with my trident. he cant be choking him
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
He chuckles. "I make it myself. It's hard finding meat for the flies, but these ships carry grapes just about everywhere. I've been trying to set up my brewing supplies lately, but I'm afraid the devil will come and either drink my supplies or ignite them on a whim."
"If you ever need any sort of meat or fish for your cooking I can provide you with a varied selection. I have no trouble collecting food, but my lack of opposable thumbs restricts my dining to raw fish. I relish every opportunity to eat a prepared dish."
"How tragic! I'll whip something up for you as soon as I have the opportunity. What kind of dish interests you? Pies, perhaps?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
He chuckles. "I make it myself. It's hard finding meat for the flies, but these ships carry grapes just about everywhere. I've been trying to set up my brewing supplies lately, but I'm afraid the devil will come and either drink my supplies or ignite them on a whim."
"If you ever need any sort of meat or fish for your cooking I can provide you with a varied selection. I have no trouble collecting food, but my lack of opposable thumbs restricts my dining to raw fish. I relish every opportunity to eat a prepared dish."
"How tragic! I'll whip something up for you as soon as I have the opportunity. What kind of dish interests you? Pies, perhaps?"
"Pies!" He crows with delight, "Pies sound delightful!" He flaps down from the rope he was perched on and lands with a dull thud on the deck.
*uh, the krakens not yet. In fact I was just about to run one more encounter before the Beast itself. :/*
*can we start that encounter then?*
*Alright, plot twist time!*
Suddenly, the stranger notices Normiah. With suprising agility, they grab him by the neck and hold a dagger up to his throat. A tattoo flashes on the strangers arm-- that of a krakens head.
"One step towards me and the hunter dies." The cultist says.
Pluche doesn't turn his head. "Shut up." The ogre-sized creature slowly rises, snorting out smoke. "If you kill him, you'll have no leverage, and there will be nothing stopping me from grinding you into paste. Drop the knife."
Intimidation: 26
Also, Heat Metal on the knife.
The cultist is very intimidated by this. He drops the knife before it gets heated. "I'll still have leverage. My patron wants this man dead." Despite dropping the knife, he still keeps Normiah grappled with his hands and is slowly trying to choke him.
*Awesome, dropping concentration* "I don't see your patron anywhere. I do believe that you are alone here. This ship is filled with people with very short tempers and violent tendencies, and I've had it up to here with them. I've been needing to let off steam, and if you don't start behaving right now I'll happily feed you to my honey flies and grind your bones into flour."
He draws his massive pipe.
"My patron? He is everywhere in here! The kraken shall serve me well. If I die, so be it." The cultist starts to choke Normiah harder, while reaching for the dagger again.
The brute lunges, swinging the pipe down on the cultist's skull.
*Adv. because of a class feature, giving him advantage in melee against creatures that he's intimidated within a short amount of time.*
Attack: 31 Damage: 18 + 7
After the first swing, he turns the pipe so that the mouthpiece is pointing toward the cultist's chest and jabs at him with brutal strength.
Attack: 23 Damage: 33
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He chuckles. "I make it myself. It's hard finding meat for the flies, but these ships carry grapes just about everywhere. I've been trying to set up my brewing supplies lately, but I'm afraid the devil will come and either drink my supplies or ignite them on a whim."
"If you ever need any sort of meat or fish for your cooking I can provide you with a varied selection. I have no trouble collecting food, but my lack of opposable thumbs restricts my dining to raw fish. I relish every opportunity to eat a prepared dish."
"How tragic! I'll whip something up for you as soon as I have the opportunity. What kind of dish interests you? Pies, perhaps?"
"Pies!" He crows with delight, "Pies sound delightful!" He flaps down from the rope he was perched on and lands with a dull thud on the deck.
Pluche flinches. "You alright? I heard a thud. If you are, what kind of pies would you like? I can do sweet or savory, or even a mix if you'd like that."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
He chuckles. "I make it myself. It's hard finding meat for the flies, but these ships carry grapes just about everywhere. I've been trying to set up my brewing supplies lately, but I'm afraid the devil will come and either drink my supplies or ignite them on a whim."
"If you ever need any sort of meat or fish for your cooking I can provide you with a varied selection. I have no trouble collecting food, but my lack of opposable thumbs restricts my dining to raw fish. I relish every opportunity to eat a prepared dish."
"How tragic! I'll whip something up for you as soon as I have the opportunity. What kind of dish interests you? Pies, perhaps?"
"Pies!" He crows with delight, "Pies sound delightful!" He flaps down from the rope he was perched on and lands with a dull thud on the deck.
Pluche flinches. "You alright? I heard a thud. If you are, what kind of pies would you like? I can do sweet or savory, or even a mix if you'd like that."
"I'm splendid. The mixture sounds wonderful." He pauses and surveys your covered eyes, "Why are your eyes veiled, if you don't mind my asking?"
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.”
Pluche pipes up. "Yeah, you have done next to nothing to assist the crew, and have openly harmed and mocked other crewmates relentlessly. You deserve a reprimand, if not a firing."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.”
Pluche pipes up. "Yeah, you have done next to nothing to assist the crew, and have openly harmed and mocked other crewmates relentlessly. You deserve a reprimand, if not a firing."
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.
Its just my character, a severely traumatized devil, heavily inspired by the lucifer the show. he has a huge ego and also doesnt like being lied to, plus I thought the heat metal was hilarious, and besides that was before I knew she was an ice lady. thought it was some copper armor just floating.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.”
Pluche pipes up. "Yeah, you have done next to nothing to assist the crew, and have openly harmed and mocked other crewmates relentlessly. You deserve a reprimand, if not a firing."
Pelican flaps above him, "Disorder has no place on a ship. The crew must be able to trust each other." his harsh voice croaks.
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.”
Pluche pipes up. "Yeah, you have done next to nothing to assist the crew, and have openly harmed and mocked other crewmates relentlessly. You deserve a reprimand, if not a firing."
"Can I drown him?"
“Not yet. Let him present his counter argument. We’re pirates, not savages.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"If you ever need any sort of meat or fish for your cooking I can provide you with a varied selection. I have no trouble collecting food, but my lack of opposable thumbs restricts my dining to raw fish. I relish every opportunity to eat a prepared dish."
I pulled his hand from normiah with my trident. he cant be choking him
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*My main character Suire is a Paladin, Fighter, Warlock*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*wait I gtg :/ that's anticlimactic, I'll continue this later but I'll be back in like a few hours*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"How tragic! I'll whip something up for you as soon as I have the opportunity. What kind of dish interests you? Pies, perhaps?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*man we just got a bunch of warlocks on this ship lol*
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
how am i going far?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"Pies!" He crows with delight, "Pies sound delightful!" He flaps down from the rope he was perched on and lands with a dull thud on the deck.
The brute lunges, swinging the pipe down on the cultist's skull.
*Adv. because of a class feature, giving him advantage in melee against creatures that he's intimidated within a short amount of time.*
Attack: 31 Damage: 18 + 7
After the first swing, he turns the pipe so that the mouthpiece is pointing toward the cultist's chest and jabs at him with brutal strength.
Attack: 23 Damage: 33
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Pluche flinches. "You alright? I heard a thud. If you are, what kind of pies would you like? I can do sweet or savory, or even a mix if you'd like that."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"My name is Riptide"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"I'm splendid. The mixture sounds wonderful." He pauses and surveys your covered eyes, "Why are your eyes veiled, if you don't mind my asking?"
Pluche pipes up. "Yeah, you have done next to nothing to assist the crew, and have openly harmed and mocked other crewmates relentlessly. You deserve a reprimand, if not a firing."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Can I drown him?"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Its just my character, a severely traumatized devil, heavily inspired by the lucifer the show. he has a huge ego and also doesnt like being lied to, plus I thought the heat metal was hilarious, and besides that was before I knew she was an ice lady. thought it was some copper armor just floating.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Pelican flaps above him, "Disorder has no place on a ship. The crew must be able to trust each other." his harsh voice croaks.
“Not yet. Let him present his counter argument. We’re pirates, not savages.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Btw finger of death causing searing pain not death despite the name.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY