*Alright, read through the posts that were attacking the cultist. I'm rounding it to 80 damage total, so 20 health left. Oh, and roll initiative please (if you're in the fight)! The cultist rolled two so they go last in inititiave (like patron, like cultist lol).*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The god larva is trying to mimic them. They’re using one of their tentacles as a fishing rod.
Mound waves. “Hoi, my seafaring friend! How goes the hunt?”
Hunt? I do not get it. What are you trying to accomplish. I’m trying to understand but I can’t.
“Perhaps not. Surely your underlings must attend to their own well-being? We hunt, and fish — that’s what I’m doing now — to catch other creatures and eat them.”
Ah, you are hunting? That contraption you are using Is foreign to me. My followers use nets and spears. Are you hunting fish? If so, why are you above the water? *
He chuckles. “Normally, I’d hunt underwater, as you do. But if I tried that here, the ship would leave me behind!”
Interesting. So that device allows you to hunt sea creatures from above the water?
“Precisely.” He reels in the line and shows it to the larva. “You put bait on this here hook. The fish are attracted to it. They bite down, and then they can’t escape.”
Smart. When was this invented?
“Couldn’t say for sure. It’s a human invention, not a Koralline one.”
Hmm… interesting. I noticed that the captain was wounded, was it because of the strange green fire?
“Yes, from my understanding. I was belowdecks when it happened, though. The situation was mostly resolved by the time I emerged.”
walking back from shoving suire off riptide he says "again I really barely know any gods, except for those I met on my travels and those are few and far between.
“Did your grandfather ever tell you of one who showed compassion to the Devils?”
I dont talk with my grandfather a lot, and if whoever was nice was nice their probably dead.
“You really are full of conflicting stories. I don’t talk to my grandfather much but every time I die he yells at me for two years. The one who showed compassion to the Devils was Raei, my mom.”
two years is like 45 minutes minutes in my lifetime you really have to realize how long ive been alive.
“And yet you’re angry about a brand on your skin that will last twenty five days.” *according to an internet search the average human lifespan was 37,320,000minutes in the fifteen hundreds so if two years is like 45 minutes then according to my calculations he is approximately 16,586.6 years old. Math.*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“And yet you’re angry about a brand on your skin that will last twenty five days.” *according to an internet search the average human lifespan was 37,320,000minutes in the fifteen hundreds so if two years is like 45 minutes then according to my calculations he is approximately 16,586.6 years old. Math.*
Dude this is DND my escape from school no math allowed here sorry gibber I was away
Initiative: 5
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
Well I didnt expect to come on here and be branded like common cattle, besides Its like if I were to slap you. you would only feel the pain for a short bit but you still wouldn be happy right?
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
"It is a finely crafted blade. I haven't seen another like it." He pulls out his sword, edged in shark teeth, "Though my sword isn't exactly standard either."
The pelican steps closer, holding its head sideways so his wrinkle-rimmed eyes can study you closer. He opens his bill and croaks in a harsh voice, "Rings won't fit on my flippered feet. I have never witnessed magic such as that and I have seen a great deal of seacraft. How did you do it?"
His eyes widen a little in curiosity. "Oh wowzers, she's a beauty. How well does it perform?" He grabs the black katana, and holds it next to the one he was already holding, a blue-ish gray color.
"This black one here, it's got some weird, tricky illusion and teleportation magic infused in it by some dark being. And this, the one my father made, has some nice stormy elemental capabilities."
“She works wonderfully. Crafted her myself from all the sharks I’ve slain. Those swords sound powerful. Must be valuable in a fight. Have they ever seen real battle?”
*Sorry, forgot about the pelican.*
"Ah, lovely." He sighs. "Mhm, they have. Only once, but it was long and intense. Otherwise, just training. I aspire to become a master samurai one day."
Dante grins happily. "Heh, I love when people say that. Also, never met a talking bird before, so this is turning out to be quite the day!"
He shifts where he is sitting, closer to the pelican. "So.. I'm essentially a demigod, and from that I've inherited a few useful abilities. The most prominent is making almost anything out of glass, given enough time. My father is Melos, god of Music, Fire, Glass, and Reflections. Bit of an odd list, but there's reasons behind each one. For the most part though, I can take things such as water or any other reflective substance, and transmute it. So far, that's the main extent of my abilities, besides two times I figured out how to teleport between reflections." He pauses for a moment. "Sorry for the long-winded explanation, but I never get to talk about this. Hayano already knows most of it anyways."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
"It is a finely crafted blade. I haven't seen another like it." He pulls out his sword, edged in shark teeth, "Though my sword isn't exactly standard either."
The pelican steps closer, holding its head sideways so his wrinkle-rimmed eyes can study you closer. He opens his bill and croaks in a harsh voice, "Rings won't fit on my flippered feet. I have never witnessed magic such as that and I have seen a great deal of seacraft. How did you do it?"
His eyes widen a little in curiosity. "Oh wowzers, she's a beauty. How well does it perform?" He grabs the black katana, and holds it next to the one he was already holding, a blue-ish gray color.
"This black one here, it's got some weird, tricky illusion and teleportation magic infused in it by some dark being. And this, the one my father made, has some nice stormy elemental capabilities."
“She works wonderfully. Crafted her myself from all the sharks I’ve slain. Those swords sound powerful. Must be valuable in a fight. Have they ever seen real battle?”
*Sorry, forgot about the pelican.*
"Ah, lovely." He sighs. "Mhm, they have. Only once, but it was long and intense. Otherwise, just training. I aspire to become a master samurai one day."
Dante grins happily. "Heh, I love when people say that. Also, never met a talking bird before, so this is turning out to be quite the day!"
He shifts where he is sitting, closer to the pelican. "So.. I'm essentially a demigod, and from that I've inherited a few useful abilities. The most prominent is making almost anything out of glass, given enough time. My father is Melos, god of Music, Fire, Glass, and Reflections. Bit of an odd list, but there's reasons behind each one. For the most part though, I can take things such as water or any other reflective substance, and transmute it. So far, that's the main extent of my abilities, besides two times I figured out how to teleport between reflections." He pauses for a moment. "Sorry for the long-winded explanation, but I never get to talk about this. Hayano already knows most of it anyways."
*No problem* Jonah nods, “Many young men go off to be soldiers. I did so too, in a way. So why has joining the crew of this ship become part of the journey towards yer goal?”
The Pelican listens intently, “No need to worry, I like listening to stories. So you were given a divine spark at birth that is the source of your power. Now how do you plan on using this gift of yours?” He inquires.
"It is a finely crafted blade. I haven't seen another like it." He pulls out his sword, edged in shark teeth, "Though my sword isn't exactly standard either."
The pelican steps closer, holding its head sideways so his wrinkle-rimmed eyes can study you closer. He opens his bill and croaks in a harsh voice, "Rings won't fit on my flippered feet. I have never witnessed magic such as that and I have seen a great deal of seacraft. How did you do it?"
His eyes widen a little in curiosity. "Oh wowzers, she's a beauty. How well does it perform?" He grabs the black katana, and holds it next to the one he was already holding, a blue-ish gray color.
"This black one here, it's got some weird, tricky illusion and teleportation magic infused in it by some dark being. And this, the one my father made, has some nice stormy elemental capabilities."
“She works wonderfully. Crafted her myself from all the sharks I’ve slain. Those swords sound powerful. Must be valuable in a fight. Have they ever seen real battle?”
*Sorry, forgot about the pelican.*
"Ah, lovely." He sighs. "Mhm, they have. Only once, but it was long and intense. Otherwise, just training. I aspire to become a master samurai one day."
Dante grins happily. "Heh, I love when people say that. Also, never met a talking bird before, so this is turning out to be quite the day!"
He shifts where he is sitting, closer to the pelican. "So.. I'm essentially a demigod, and from that I've inherited a few useful abilities. The most prominent is making almost anything out of glass, given enough time. My father is Melos, god of Music, Fire, Glass, and Reflections. Bit of an odd list, but there's reasons behind each one. For the most part though, I can take things such as water or any other reflective substance, and transmute it. So far, that's the main extent of my abilities, besides two times I figured out how to teleport between reflections." He pauses for a moment. "Sorry for the long-winded explanation, but I never get to talk about this. Hayano already knows most of it anyways."
*No problem* Jonah nods, “Many young men go off to be soldiers. I did so too, in a way. So why has joining the crew of this ship become part of the journey towards yer goal?”
The Pelican listens intently, “No need to worry, I like listening to stories. So you were given a divine spark at birth that is the source of your power. Now how do you plan on using this gift of yours?” He inquires.
He looks a bit embarrassed. "I sort of got kicked, or chased, out of my training school for causing a major magical accident, and so me and my companion Dante took to the waves and escaped on my dad's fishing boat. You guys essentially saved us, so I'm trying to maybe return the favor. I might work on the crew for a bit, I'm sure I'd be useful."
Dante smiles softly. "I wanna bring music and light to the people. It just feels right. And I owe so many others for their generosity in taking me in and raising me, in most cases. I know that's all kinda vague and broad, but it's the truth. So, I make and play instruments! Magical ones, of course."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
he starts singing "Have you ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for them, no not the expression litteraly give an arm for them." standing up and singing faster and faster.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
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*Alright, read through the posts that were attacking the cultist. I'm rounding it to 80 damage total, so 20 health left. Oh, and roll initiative please (if you're in the fight)! The cultist rolled two so they go last in inititiave (like patron, like cultist lol).*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Yes, from my understanding. I was belowdecks when it happened, though. The situation was mostly resolved by the time I emerged.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Pluche's Initiative: 17
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*burning?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“And yet you’re angry about a brand on your skin that will last twenty five days.” *according to an internet search the average human lifespan was 37,320,000 minutes in the fifteen hundreds so if two years is like 45 minutes then according to my calculations he is approximately 16,586.6 years old. Math.*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Dude this is DND my escape from school no math allowed here sorry gibber I was away
Initiative: 5
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
wait what I think it glitched it said i had 16 and now it says 6
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
from now on im rolling a real dice I dont trust these online ones.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Well I didnt expect to come on here and be branded like common cattle, besides Its like if I were to slap you. you would only feel the pain for a short bit but you still wouldn be happy right?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*Sorry, forgot about the pelican.*
"Ah, lovely." He sighs. "Mhm, they have. Only once, but it was long and intense. Otherwise, just training. I aspire to become a master samurai one day."
Dante grins happily. "Heh, I love when people say that. Also, never met a talking bird before, so this is turning out to be quite the day!"
He shifts where he is sitting, closer to the pelican. "So.. I'm essentially a demigod, and from that I've inherited a few useful abilities. The most prominent is making almost anything out of glass, given enough time. My father is Melos, god of Music, Fire, Glass, and Reflections. Bit of an odd list, but there's reasons behind each one. For the most part though, I can take things such as water or any other reflective substance, and transmute it. So far, that's the main extent of my abilities, besides two times I figured out how to teleport between reflections." He pauses for a moment. "Sorry for the long-winded explanation, but I never get to talk about this. Hayano already knows most of it anyways."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Assuming that since both burning and Baalz have gone it's the cultist's turn.
The cultist closes his eyes as if concentrating and suddenly a spectral tentacle appears beneath burning... Make a dexterity save!
The cultist will then use the rest of his turn to run 30 ft away. (That's right, the cowards approach! >:D)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*gtg*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
dexterity, save 19 (16+3)
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*hi*
*No problem*
Jonah nods, “Many young men go off to be soldiers. I did so too, in a way. So why has joining the crew of this ship become part of the journey towards yer goal?”
The Pelican listens intently, “No need to worry, I like listening to stories. So you were given a divine spark at birth that is the source of your power. Now how do you plan on using this gift of yours?” He inquires.
He looks a bit embarrassed. "I sort of got kicked, or chased, out of my training school for causing a major magical accident, and so me and my companion Dante took to the waves and escaped on my dad's fishing boat. You guys essentially saved us, so I'm trying to maybe return the favor. I might work on the crew for a bit, I'm sure I'd be useful."
Dante smiles softly. "I wanna bring music and light to the people. It just feels right. And I owe so many others for their generosity in taking me in and raising me, in most cases. I know that's all kinda vague and broad, but it's the truth. So, I make and play instruments! Magical ones, of course."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*boo*
*burdurxa is playing a strange tune an a piano*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Sylvi is listening to them play.
he starts singing "Have you ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for them, no not the expression litteraly give an arm for them." standing up and singing faster and faster.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY