A tall, well built man clad in armour walks up the gangplank. He has dark brown hair that barely goes past his shoulders. He looks around the ship , wistful.
”Why does the sea always draw me back? Every time I try to walk away, it calls me.”
A man walks towards him,
”Pay the price and you can come o-“ The man tries to say to him before flying backwards. A platinum coin falls from the man’s chest.
”Shut it—I’m monologuing. Shit! Lost my train of thought. Never mind.”
Kohirun (figure made of ice clad in coppery “Samus” armor without the helmet) stands up and walks toward the figure. “Well well well, another angsty b:tch to ruin the fun.
“Angst? No, no, I’m quite the opposite!”
i say, putting my hands up in mock surrender,
”Say, how much does it cost to get an ear piercing on a pirate ship?” (anyone can reply here I’m bored)
Sylvi, a human woman with light skin, green eyes and brown hair, and wearing a black cloak, is nearby. Next to them is an oversized direwolf.
”I don’t know, but I wouldn’t trust anyone here to do a good job. They might accidentally rip your ear or something.”
“For the right price they’ll do anything I’m sure. As for these pirates, it’s a *buccaneer*” He says with a smile,
”Nice to meet you. The name’s Sean. Sean Dearborn.”
“Name’s Sylvi. Don’t know what my last name is but that’s not important. this is Tily.” She gestures to the dire wolf.
“Sylvi…that’s a nice name.” I say thoughtfully,
”And look at this cutie!” I say, looking at the dire wolf. I try to kneel down but realize it doesn’t really matter due to its size. I stick my fist out, palm up, instead in a gesture of good faith.
“Thanks,” she says.
Tily the dire wolf licks your hand, barking excitedly at you.
I pet under its chin, slowly,
”you like that, eh?”
Tily barks.
”she said that she likes you.”
“I’m glad.” I say. “So, what brings you to this ship?”
“Mostly just had to get away from Italy. That’s where the ship was a week or two ago, so now I’m here.”
(Can you cut off the chain? I still, for the life of me, can’t do it without wanting to kill myself)
”I came because there’s too much water where the land should be. But I guess I’ll be surrounded by water soon. I don’t think very far ahead. Don’t get me wrong, I love the ocean, but it’s just so wet!”
Muttering under his breath "what the bloody hell did you think it would be like? honestly, and I thought beasts were stupid" (many beasts low intelligence score)
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
Muttering under his breath "what the bloody hell did you think it would be like? honestly, and I thought beasts were stupid" (many beasts low intelligence score)
With ears like a fox, he hears this remark,
”Maybe not as soggy as you, you wet blanket!” He shouts from across the deck.
A tall, well built man clad in armour walks up the gangplank. He has dark brown hair that barely goes past his shoulders. He looks around the ship , wistful.
”Why does the sea always draw me back? Every time I try to walk away, it calls me.”
A man walks towards him,
”Pay the price and you can come o-“ The man tries to say to him before flying backwards. A platinum coin falls from the man’s chest.
”Shut it—I’m monologuing. Shit! Lost my train of thought. Never mind.”
Kohirun (figure made of ice clad in coppery “Samus” armor without the helmet) stands up and walks toward the figure. “Well well well, another angsty b:tch to ruin the fun.
“Angst? No, no, I’m quite the opposite!”
i say, putting my hands up in mock surrender,
”Say, how much does it cost to get an ear piercing on a pirate ship?” (anyone can reply here I’m bored)
Sylvi, a human woman with light skin, green eyes and brown hair, and wearing a black cloak, is nearby. Next to them is an oversized direwolf.
”I don’t know, but I wouldn’t trust anyone here to do a good job. They might accidentally rip your ear or something.”
“For the right price they’ll do anything I’m sure. As for these pirates, it’s a *buccaneer*” He says with a smile,
”Nice to meet you. The name’s Sean. Sean Dearborn.”
“Name’s Sylvi. Don’t know what my last name is but that’s not important. this is Tily.” She gestures to the dire wolf.
“Sylvi…that’s a nice name.” I say thoughtfully,
”And look at this cutie!” I say, looking at the dire wolf. I try to kneel down but realize it doesn’t really matter due to its size. I stick my fist out, palm up, instead in a gesture of good faith.
“Thanks,” she says.
Tily the dire wolf licks your hand, barking excitedly at you.
I pet under its chin, slowly,
”you like that, eh?”
Tily barks.
”she said that she likes you.”
“I’m glad.” I say. “So, what brings you to this ship?”
“Mostly just had to get away from Italy. That’s where the ship was a week or two ago, so now I’m here.”
(Can you cut off the chain? I still, for the life of me, can’t do it without wanting to kill myself)
”I came because there’s too much water where the land should be. But I guess I’ll be surrounded by water soon. I don’t think very far ahead. Don’t get me wrong, I love the ocean, but it’s just so wet!”
Offended at such a quick refusal, burdurxa huffs and quickly turns around mumbling about all the bloody buffoons on this ship. he makes his way back to the bow to spread his wings a bit, not fly so much and dart around the ship for a few minutes before landing on his hammock and drinking himself to sleep.
The Kuo Toa god is looking at him, it’s crab head a few feet above him, it’s serpent neck rising from the water. It’s hissing some incantation to combat the effects of the alcohol, seeing the effects it had on Burdurxa last time.
Offended at such a quick refusal, burdurxa huffs and quickly turns around mumbling about all the bloody buffoons on this ship. he makes his way back to the bow to spread his wings a bit, not fly so much and dart around the ship for a few minutes before landing on his hammock and drinking himself to sleep.
The Kuo Toa god is looking at him, it’s crab head a few feet above him, it’s serpent neck rising from the water. It’s hissing some incantation to combat the effects of the alcohol, seeing the effects it had on Burdurxa last time.
Seeing this "Oi get your bloody spells off me, that was a one time thing, that poorboy normiah got a lucky shot and sent a dumb insult for which I got him back! And you! Dearborn, I may be soggy but at l am not a cheeky bloody yellow bellied wanker." (serious insults in britain) yall are lucky this ship isnt some ash in the sea, and havent you heard of a steam engine? with your ridiculous boarding prices Id assume youd have some smarts to buy one."
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
“Yeah, I don’t exactly like the water either.” (You)
”Despite not liking being wet, I manage to get wet too often,” I say, idly controlling some water from off the side of the ship. With my other hand I continue to pet Tily
“Yeah, I don’t exactly like the water either.” (You)
”Despite not liking being wet, I manage to get wet too often,” I say, idly controlling some water from off the side of the ship. With my other hand I continue to pet Tily
i only wish to make sure you do not become intoxicated and put in life threatening danger.
Yeah well no matter, I die ill come back eventually. *snorts* well spells done guess ill have to find some poppy seeds, at least get some way intoxicated. (poppy seeds contain opium for those who dont know)
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
i only wish to make sure you do not become intoxicated and put in life threatening danger.
Yeah well no matter, I die ill come back eventually. *snorts* well spells done guess ill have to find some poppy seeds, at least get some way intoxicated. (poppy seeds contain opium for those who dont know)
only bloody way to get some enjoyment out of this miserable existence, *sarcastically* Shocker 4000 years of life actually sucks who knew. Doesnt help SOME PEOPLE just are interested in talking to girls. *points to dearborn* shrugs everybody off, kind of people who burn in hell, trust me i'd know"
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
Are you saying that someone who doesn’t accept an offer of a drink from you that could potentially harm them will be condemned to an eternal afterlife of suffering?
"hello mr dearborn" Burdurxa comes up saying *ive decided that burdurxa will have a british accent* '"I love the monologuing really brings in the drama. I am the other agnsty *hand quotations* person or well being really on this ship. Now what are you, some magic man? I assume from the push? Well anyway would you like a drink? I make the best whiskey youve ever had, can make other things too, just really good at whiskey."
Sean turns to you for a moment,
“Nice to meet you! And, no thank you, I don’t drink”
I turn back to Sylvi
Its not the drink he could have said more to me than nice to meet you! idk maybe a ill be with you in a sec or talk to you later or I prefer a nice bit of _____. No instead he really said "ugh why are you talking to me go away!"
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
…if you believe in your logic, I won’t pester you further. But I would advise heavily against intoxicating yourself.
ive done this before godess now stay in your own buisness, idk chew on another shark. just leave me alone. goes to get high and ponder how to make other drugs.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
He looks a bit embarrassed. "I sort of got kicked, or chased, out of my training school for causing a major magical accident, and so me and my companion Dante took to the waves and escaped on my dad's fishing boat. You guys essentially saved us, so I'm trying to maybe return the favor. I might work on the crew for a bit, I'm sure I'd be useful."
Dante smiles softly. "I wanna bring music and light to the people. It just feels right. And I owe so many others for their generosity in taking me in and raising me, in most cases. I know that's all kinda vague and broad, but it's the truth. So, I make and play instruments! Magical ones, of course."
“You’ll learn a lot by workin’ on a ship. The seas a valuable teacher. Ya haven’t fought a battle ‘til you’ve been in a sea fight. Cannons blazin’, seas churnin’, decks covered in wounded men. The fish get fed well. It’s a whole other world from land combat. Ever seen a sharks feedin’ frenzy? It’s like that, ya step into it not knowin’ if you’ll step back out and sometimes ya can’t tell if the enemies yer ripping’ apart are from yer crew or the others.” He looks a little grim.
“Song is a noble art. It is the pouring out of the soul. Do you have a tune you could play now?” asks the Pelican.
Hayano scrunches up his face a little bit. "Yeah. Um. Never been in a naval battle but that sounds nice 'n unpleasant. Sorry you've had to go through that. I'm just some 19 year old, so not much experience."
He gets excited. "That's right, it really is!" Then he thinks for a moment. "I got a chill little tune, lemme play it for ya." He pulls out a ukulele made of deep sea-green glass, seemingly out of nowhere, and starts strumming.
"Well, it's what you'll go through if ya choose this path." He thinks for a minute, "I could offer ya some trainin', if you'd like?"
The Pelican dances happily to the song, flat feet beating out a flompy rhythm. When the song is over he draws his form back together and nods, "What a wonderful tune. You are skilled in your art."
"That, actually, would be great! And I can pay you if you'd like? I don't have much, but I want to show my gratitude."
He grins in satisfaction. "Hey, thanks man." He puts his instrument away, and then turns back. "You mind if I ask where you come from? Who you are?"
"While I certainly would appreciate payment, that's something we can discuss later." the half-orc says with a smile, "Now let's not waste time. Ya never know when danger will surface on the high seas. Draw yer blades and give a brief demonstration of what ya already know."
The pelican raises his chin and his throat sack expands slightly. "I come from the sea and I've flown through the depths of death and darkness. The surf, spray, and spirit are my homes for I am the King of Pelicans." He expands his wings regally.
He nods, thankful. Then he grabs his dual katanas again, and takes up a defensive stance. He pictures an enemy, and guards himself as he slowly advances, then the two blades flash and weave in harmony as his own body dodges and lunges. He seems to be at least fairly proficient in the Aikido and Niten Ichi-Ryu styles. A few times, the blades seem to glow and shimmer, with more blades appearing out of nowhere, only to disappear moments later. He stops after a bit, breathing a little harder than before. "A bit sloppy, but my excuse is I haven't fought anyone in a while."
His gray eyes widen. "You're a king? Holy moly, that's awesome!" He kneels on one knee and bows quickly and awkwardly.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
(Can you cut off the chain? I still, for the life of me, can’t do it without wanting to kill myself)
”I came because there’s too much water where the land should be. But I guess I’ll be surrounded by water soon. I don’t think very far ahead. Don’t get me wrong, I love the ocean, but it’s just so wet!”
I’m Purplyte. Silly little weirdo.
𝐷𝑂𝑁𝑇 𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐷 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝑂𝑁𝑇.
𝐴𝐿𝑊𝐴𝑌𝑆 𝐵𝑂𝑅𝐸𝐷
𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑃𝑀. 𝑂𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑃!
Muttering under his breath "what the bloody hell did you think it would be like? honestly, and I thought beasts were stupid" (many beasts low intelligence score)
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
With ears like a fox, he hears this remark,
”Maybe not as soggy as you, you wet blanket!” He shouts from across the deck.
I’m Purplyte. Silly little weirdo.
𝐷𝑂𝑁𝑇 𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐷 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝑂𝑁𝑇.
𝐴𝐿𝑊𝐴𝑌𝑆 𝐵𝑂𝑅𝐸𝐷
𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑃𝑀. 𝑂𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑃!
“Yeah, I don’t exactly like the water either.”
The Kuo Toa god is looking at him, it’s crab head a few feet above him, it’s serpent neck rising from the water. It’s hissing some incantation to combat the effects of the alcohol, seeing the effects it had on Burdurxa last time.
*aahh forgot to cut the chain, just don’t quote it next time*
Seeing this "Oi get your bloody spells off me, that was a one time thing, that poorboy normiah got a lucky shot and sent a dumb insult for which I got him back! And you! Dearborn, I may be soggy but at l am not a cheeky bloody yellow bellied wanker." (serious insults in britain) yall are lucky this ship isnt some ash in the sea, and havent you heard of a steam engine? with your ridiculous boarding prices Id assume youd have some smarts to buy one."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“Yeah, I don’t exactly like the water either.” (You)
”Despite not liking being wet, I manage to get wet too often,” I say, idly controlling some water from off the side of the ship. With my other hand I continue to pet Tily
I’m Purplyte. Silly little weirdo.
𝐷𝑂𝑁𝑇 𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐷 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝑂𝑁𝑇.
𝐴𝐿𝑊𝐴𝑌𝑆 𝐵𝑂𝑅𝐸𝐷
𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑃𝑀. 𝑂𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑃!
The god larva recoils.
i only wish to make sure you do not become intoxicated and put in life threatening danger.
“Wow, how’d ya do that?”
Yeah well no matter, I die ill come back eventually. *snorts* well spells done guess ill have to find some poppy seeds, at least get some way intoxicated. (poppy seeds contain opium for those who dont know)
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*yep, weird plants*
why do you wish to become intoxicated?
only bloody way to get some enjoyment out of this miserable existence, *sarcastically* Shocker 4000 years of life actually sucks who knew. Doesnt help SOME PEOPLE just are interested in talking to girls. *points to dearborn* shrugs everybody off, kind of people who burn in hell, trust me i'd know"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Are you saying that someone who doesn’t accept an offer of a drink from you that could potentially harm them will be condemned to an eternal afterlife of suffering?
Its not the drink he could have said more to me than nice to meet you! idk maybe a ill be with you in a sec or talk to you later or I prefer a nice bit of _____. No instead he really said "ugh why are you talking to me go away!"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
wouldnt even answer one of my questions.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
…if you believe in your logic, I won’t pester you further. But I would advise heavily against intoxicating yourself.
ive done this before godess now stay in your own buisness, idk chew on another shark. just leave me alone. goes to get high and ponder how to make other drugs.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
He nods, thankful. Then he grabs his dual katanas again, and takes up a defensive stance. He pictures an enemy, and guards himself as he slowly advances, then the two blades flash and weave in harmony as his own body dodges and lunges. He seems to be at least fairly proficient in the Aikido and Niten Ichi-Ryu styles. A few times, the blades seem to glow and shimmer, with more blades appearing out of nowhere, only to disappear moments later. He stops after a bit, breathing a little harder than before. "A bit sloppy, but my excuse is I haven't fought anyone in a while."
His gray eyes widen. "You're a king? Holy moly, that's awesome!" He kneels on one knee and bows quickly and awkwardly.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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The Kuo Toa god, while he isn’t looking, tries to recite the healing incantation on him again to protect him.