Xi shakes his head at Burdurxa. “You’re not making yourself very trustworthy, now are you? You may want to stop trying to kill everything with a heartbeat just for the heck of it!”
Initiative: 11
He attacked us? why wouldnt we kill him?
“And we put him to sleep, therefore nullifying the threat. Until you woke him up with your fire.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Xi shakes his head at Burdurxa. “You’re not making yourself very trustworthy, now are you? You may want to stop trying to kill everything with a heartbeat just for the heck of it!”
Initiative: 11
He attacked us? why wouldnt we kill him?
“And we put him to sleep, therefore nullifying the threat. Until you woke him up with your fire.”
"We put him to sleep to kill him right?"
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
Xi shakes his head at Burdurxa. “You’re not making yourself very trustworthy, now are you? You may want to stop trying to kill everything with a heartbeat just for the heck of it!”
Initiative: 11
He attacked us? why wouldnt we kill him?
“And we put him to sleep, therefore nullifying the threat. Until you woke him up with your fire.”
"We put him to sleep to kill him right?"
*big sigh* “If the threat is no longer a threat, don’t attack it.” *bigger sigh*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Xi shakes his head at Burdurxa. “You’re not making yourself very trustworthy, now are you? You may want to stop trying to kill everything with a heartbeat just for the heck of it!”
Initiative: 11
He attacked us? why wouldnt we kill him?
“And we put him to sleep, therefore nullifying the threat. Until you woke him up with your fire.”
"We put him to sleep to kill him right?"
*big sigh* “If the threat is no longer a threat, don’t attack it.” *bigger sigh*
Why? what if he wakes up and can use a spell we dont know he knows to escape and kill us all. Its much safer to kill him.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
Xi shakes his head at Burdurxa. “You’re not making yourself very trustworthy, now are you? You may want to stop trying to kill everything with a heartbeat just for the heck of it!”
Initiative: 11
He attacked us? why wouldnt we kill him?
“And we put him to sleep, therefore nullifying the threat. Until you woke him up with your fire.”
"We put him to sleep to kill him right?"
*big sigh* “If the threat is no longer a threat, don’t attack it.” *bigger sigh*
Why? what if he wakes up and can use a spell we dont know he knows to escape and kill us all. Its much safer to kill him.
“And here we are, he is awake and very much alive.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
He nods, thankful. Then he grabs his dual katanas again, and takes up a defensive stance. He pictures an enemy, and guards himself as he slowly advances, then the two blades flash and weave in harmony as his own body dodges and lunges. He seems to be at least fairly proficient in the Aikido and Niten Ichi-Ryu styles. A few times, the blades seem to glow and shimmer, with more blades appearing out of nowhere, only to disappear moments later. He stops after a bit, breathing a little harder than before. "A bit sloppy, but my excuse is I haven't fought anyone in a while."
His gray eyes widen. "You're a king? Holy moly, that's awesome!" He kneels on one knee and bows quickly and awkwardly.
Jonah watches and makes note of your abilities. He then steps in and provides a few helpful suggestions and comments. You can tell he is experienced as he leads you through exercises that help you build your skill and strength.
The Pelican’s eyes smile and he nods, “King of the Pelicans, not King of demigods of music and glass. Rise.”
Hayano takes the tips and lessons gratefully, trying to implement what he learns into his fighting. Maybe I could make some skill check or smth?
He laughs. "Ok, ok, still very cool. Do you have a name, by chance? Besides King."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
I walk up to the man and cast burning hands level 4 6d6 damage and 18 dexterity save
*You do realize that would wake the cultist up right*
The man will burn to death by then? I dont see the problem
*sry was gone taking a nap, some really shitty irl stuff happened today*
*Ah but the thing is, I rolled damage and it wasn't enough to kill the cultist :)
Waiting for the Captain's turn*
The Captain strides up to the man and smiles. His eyes glimmer, changing from their customary white to a deep purple. “I’m so, so sorry for my crew’s behavior. You’ll stand down, won’t you?”
DC 17 Wis save or be charmed.
*Haha, Dark Devotion. Advantage against charming >:D*
Unable to parse dice roll.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
my wisdom save is: 15
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"alright". *OOC you didnt have to charm me it would be a while since my turn and he would either be dead or battle would end by then*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“And we put him to sleep, therefore nullifying the threat. Until you woke him up with your fire.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"We put him to sleep to kill him right?"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*big sigh* “If the threat is no longer a threat, don’t attack it.” *bigger sigh*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*hi*
*The Captain is charming the cultist, not Burdurxa.*
Terra Lubridia archive:
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Why? what if he wakes up and can use a spell we dont know he knows to escape and kill us all. Its much safer to kill him.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“And here we are, he is awake and very much alive.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*hey nothic could you add Kohirun to tavernpedia?*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Hayano takes the tips and lessons gratefully, trying to implement what he learns into his fighting. Maybe I could make some skill check or smth?
He laughs. "Ok, ok, still very cool. Do you have a name, by chance? Besides King."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*Sure, been meaning to. I’ll get to it later today.*
*Nice pfp yon!*
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Pluche has made several pies and has distilled some flymead to go with them.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*appreciate it man :)*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Gordon grabs a whole pie using his tongue.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Hey!" he shouts. He doesn't do anything to physically stop Gordon, however. "Those are for sharing!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Walking up to pluche, Burdurxa says "I have heard of your legendary flymead and would ask you to teach me to make some, if its not too much trouble"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*Haha, Dark Devotion. Advantage against charming >:D*
Unable to parse dice roll.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*and the results aren't showing... Here we go again*
Unable to parse dice roll.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*...Am I doing something wrong? One more try.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ