Laughter hears a voice inside of his head “Alright, you’ve met one of our less friendly crew. I thought this would be more efficient than you having to write everything down. If you ever want me out of your head just say the word. I’ll never use mind reading magic without permission or a good reason that others know of. I’m Xi, the fire genasi about sixty feet above you fighting the kraken.”
Ah, a telepath. I hope we end up getting along. His mental voice is garbled and barely intelligible (I'm not doing the chaos text thing, but imagine it's there). You seem to be doing well. Please pardon me if I don't help, I'm not a fighter of any kind. My rapier is mostly for show.
“Understood. I assume you will understand why my cutlasses mostly go unused as well. Goddess gifts you magic swords and now everyone assumes you know how to use them.”
Heh. I can imagine. Most of my spells only work on solid ground, so even my magical talents won't be very helpful. I can probably play some inspiring music if you think that'll help.
“Whatever floats your boat. Somewhat related, maybe you could help Jonah so ours stays floating too?”
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I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Laughter hears a voice inside of his head “Alright, you’ve met one of our less friendly crew. I thought this would be more efficient than you having to write everything down. If you ever want me out of your head just say the word. I’ll never use mind reading magic without permission or a good reason that others know of. I’m Xi, the fire genasi about sixty feet above you fighting the kraken.”
Ah, a telepath. I hope we end up getting along. His mental voice is garbled and barely intelligible (I'm not doing the chaos text thing, but imagine it's there). You seem to be doing well. Please pardon me if I don't help, I'm not a fighter of any kind. My rapier is mostly for show.
“Understood. I assume you will understand why my cutlasses mostly go unused as well. Goddess gifts you magic swords and now everyone assumes you know how to use them.”
Heh. I can imagine. Most of my spells only work on solid ground, so even my magical talents won't be very helpful. I can probably play some inspiring music if you think that'll help.
“Whatever floats your boat. Somewhat related, maybe you could help Jonah so ours stays floating too?”
That's a good idea. I'll get on that.
He begins to cast Mending on various parts of the ship that the kraken broke with its stray attacks. Pardon me if I'm not very fast, I'm not used to ship life.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“We all have to start somewhere. Is there any infernal heritage in your family?”
*I assume you meant Infernal*
No, but I do have some extraplanar blood from a transfusion. Why do you ask?
*yeah typo/autocorrect*
“Your name made me think of tiefling virtue names.”
I see. I will admit that it isn't my real name, but if I told you my real name you might accidentally say it out loud or write it down, and that would summon the Imperials immediately. They wanted me to forget it and only use the name they gave me, so they placed a curse on it, the same as my voice. It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I don't want to give you an undue burden, especially while fighting a kraken.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
“We all have to start somewhere. Is there any infernal heritage in your family?”
*I assume you meant Infernal*
No, but I do have some extraplanar blood from a transfusion. Why do you ask?
*yeah typo/autocorrect*
“Your name made me think of tiefling virtue names.”
I see. I will admit that it isn't my real name, but if I told you my real name you might accidentally say it out loud or write it down, and that would summon the Imperials immediately. They wanted me to forget it and only use the name they gave me, so they placed a curse on it, the same as my voice. It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I don't want to give you an undue burden, especially while fighting a kraken.
“Everyone keeps talking about ‘the Imperials’ and ‘the Queen’ I am so confused I just got here from the Astral Plane like two weeks ago.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“We all have to start somewhere. Is there any infernal heritage in your family?”
*I assume you meant Infernal*
No, but I do have some extraplanar blood from a transfusion. Why do you ask?
*yeah typo/autocorrect*
“Your name made me think of tiefling virtue names.”
I see. I will admit that it isn't my real name, but if I told you my real name you might accidentally say it out loud or write it down, and that would summon the Imperials immediately. They wanted me to forget it and only use the name they gave me, so they placed a curse on it, the same as my voice. It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I don't want to give you an undue burden, especially while fighting a kraken.
“Everyone keeps talking about ‘the Imperials’ and ‘the Queen’ I am so confused I just got here from the Astral Plane like two weeks ago.”
Bad news. Meanest ghouls you'll ever meet.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*if I had a nickel for every time I played a sorcerer in a party with a mute bard, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*using the pythagorean theorem we can determine that since jack is lifting it 100 feet vertically and it was in range with its tentacle attacks before so that would be 30 feet we can assume that it is at most 104 feet away from the deck of the ship*
*using the pythagorean theorem we can determine that since jack is lifting it 100 feet vertically and it was in range with its tentacle attacks before so that would be 30 feet we can assume that it is at most 104 feet away from the deck of the ship*
*using the pythagorean theorem we can determine that since jack is lifting it 100 feet vertically and it was in range with its tentacle attacks before so that would be 30 feet we can assume that it is at most 104 feet away from the deck of the ship*
MATH!
(Nine) HELL(s) YEAH!
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I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Xi casts pulse wave with a fifth level spell slot on the tentacle that is holding burdurxa for a DC 18 save for both the kraken and burdurxa. Take 26 force damage or half on a success and on a failed save they are dragged 25 feet toward Xi. *this is his way of getting burdurxa out of danger so if he could choose to fail the save that would be great*
*Burdurxa's turn, also I should mention the above post. It's a Con save, by the way.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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“Whatever floats your boat. Somewhat related, maybe you could help Jonah so ours stays floating too?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
That's a good idea. I'll get on that.
He begins to cast Mending on various parts of the ship that the kraken broke with its stray attacks. Pardon me if I'm not very fast, I'm not used to ship life.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“We all have to start somewhere. Is there any infernal heritage in your family?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I assume you meant Infernal*
No, but I do have some extraplanar blood from a transfusion. Why do you ask?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*yeah typo/autocorrect*
“Your name made me think of tiefling virtue names.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
I see. I will admit that it isn't my real name, but if I told you my real name you might accidentally say it out loud or write it down, and that would summon the Imperials immediately. They wanted me to forget it and only use the name they gave me, so they placed a curse on it, the same as my voice. It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I don't want to give you an undue burden, especially while fighting a kraken.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*i just discovered better days*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
“Everyone keeps talking about ‘the Imperials’ and ‘the Queen’ I am so confused I just got here from the Astral Plane like two weeks ago.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Bad news. Meanest ghouls you'll ever meet.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Got it. See you around, if I survive this.”
*if I had a nickel for every time I played a sorcerer in a party with a mute bard, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Oh right there's also the Captain
He was still stabbing at the kraken melee so I'm assuming he was in top of it at that time, so probably in range*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*how far away is the kraken In feet?*
*using the pythagorean theorem we can determine that since jack is lifting it 100 feet vertically and it was in range with its tentacle attacks before so that would be 30 feet we can assume that it is at most 104 feet away from the deck of the ship*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"We'll say like a bit more then 100 feet away. At most 150*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
MATH!
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
(Nine) HELL(s) YEAH!
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Laughter is playing an inspiring tune. It has a sort of madness to the notes.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
sorry guys i was at a family reunion. Couldnt post much if at all. Also just joined a pbp campaign so wont be able to post as much
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*Burdurxa's turn, also I should mention the above post. It's a Con save, by the way.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.