The Bloody Barnacle

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 The ferret monster sniffs the air. "I think I might recognize that smell..."

Arcana: 22

The ferret monster likewise recognizes the substance. It also remembers one other detail — Greek Fire can be extinguished with both exceptionally strong liquor and with the blood of a celestial.

Liquor? I have 9 barrels of super strong whisky in the hull! they have a symbol on them of a snake around a devils trident go get them!" burdurxa yells before take off with monk(dont know character's name)

“Well, what are ya waiting for?!” the Captain shouts. “Hurry!”

You go first monk what do you want to do? they cant aim their cannonballs up so you have impunity just make a spell quick!

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 The ferret monster sniffs the air. "I think I might recognize that smell..."

Arcana: 22

The ferret monster likewise recognizes the substance. It also remembers one other detail — Greek Fire can be extinguished with both exceptionally strong liquor and with the blood of a celestial. 

 The monster sighs and climbs back down the rope. After about 30 seconds, he comes back up carrying a barrel with a picture of a fly holding a powder horn on it. Underprocessed flymead. Incredibly strong. Lethally so, actually. They say it can peel the barnacles off a boat. He freaking yeets the barrel at the fire, bursting it.

Xi casts Mental Prison at the captain of the opposing ship. Make a Dc 18 int save and take 31 damage and I’m not writing all of the spell just click the spelltip. If he fails the prison looks like a slowly shrinking box made of green fire

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 The ferret monster sniffs the air. "I think I might recognize that smell..."

Arcana: 22

The ferret monster likewise recognizes the substance. It also remembers one other detail — Greek Fire can be extinguished with both exceptionally strong liquor and with the blood of a celestial. 

 The monster sighs and climbs back down the rope. After about 30 seconds, he comes back up carrying a barrel with a picture of a fly holding a powder horn on it. Underprocessed flymead. Incredibly strong. Lethally so, actually. They say it can peel the barnacles off a boat. He freaking yeets the barrel at the fire, bursting it.

The fire is just . . . gone. It shrivels away like water in desert sand, leaving only a few planks of burnt wood behind. The gnomes jeer and begin loading another cannonball. 

um I havent bought xanathars guide to everything. I havent bought anything actually.

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Xi casts Mental Prison at the captain of the opposing ship. Make a Dc 18 int save and take 31 damage and I’m not writing all of the spell just click the spelltip. If he fails the prison looks like a slowly shrinking box made of green fire

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The God Larva, considering its enormous, will try and block the cannonball with it’s own body.

The opposing captain screams and curls up into a little ball, weeping uncontrollably.

The crew stops loading the cannonball. The watch their captain, looking entirely befuddled.

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 *Awesome, since ferret man would almost certainly have disadvantage*

The monster nods and puts the coin in his pocket, takes a swig from his strangely-shaped flask, and begins to ascend the rope, his spice cake roll dog under his arm. The dog is holding a large jar of black fly honey in its mouth, tail wagging happily. "I would offer you some spiced flymead, but the... empire, I think, ransacked us."

“Not a problem. What’s in that flask? I’m only asking out of curiosity.” 

 "It's a special tea we make. Most creatures can't stand the stuff, and supernatural beings can sense it on you. My body has been changed by magic, so it tastes just great to me. Already suffered the full brunt of the side-effects these spices can do, anyway." He taps his blindfold.

“Interesting. I wonder if a Koralline could stomach something like that.”

 "I'm not sure. It's made with Greylish herbs and spices, and they tend to not be found anywhere else, really. You could try it, but I'm not sure you'll like it."

I land on the ship and cast scorching ray 8th level and send 2 rays at each member of the crew and the final one ill just throw it randomly. they each take 4d6 fire damage. the one with three rays take 6d6 damage.

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I land on the ship and cast scorching ray 8th level and send 2 rays at each member of the crew and the final one ill just throw it randomly. they each take 4d6 fire damage. the one with three rays take 6d6 damage.

How many rays total?

Ferret Monster is trying to find a place to hide from the cannon fire, then suddenly realizes something. He stuffs some herbs into his pipe and lights it, creating rust-red smoke. He blows it toward the enemy ship, and the flies from his own derelict follow the cloud.

The flies begin to sting and bite at the crew, which would be a minor nuisance if it weren't for their preference for eyes.

11 rays

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The crew panics. Those manning (gnome-ing?) the cannon jump into the water in an attempt to extinguish the flames.

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Ferret Monster is trying to find a place to hide from the cannon fire, then suddenly realizes something. He stuffs some herbs into his pipe and lights it, creating rust-red smoke. He blows it toward the enemy ship, and the flies from his own derelict follow the cloud.

The flies begin to sting and bite at the crew, which would be a minor nuisance if it weren't for their preference for eyes.

This is even more demoralizing. Many of them simply throw down their weapons, and even those unharmed by the rays jump into the water to avoid the flies. 

The god larva will swim over to the side of the enemy ship and swim in circles around the gnomes that abandoned the ship. They don’t attack, they just coil around all of them.

OOC: On my next turn I cast sleep on the crew and let them drown Im just waiting for xi.

“Drop me off by the captain! Fire genasi are harder to burn than most, but I don’t want to take any chances.”

The ferret monster, now pretty much out of tricks, sits down and takes a swig from his flask once more. He holds his dog roll and bows his head, hoping he's done enough.