The ferret monster calls up to the deck of the Bloody Barnacle. "Could you please lower a rope for me and my dog?"
Mound throws him a rope. “Ya pay the toll yet?”
"No sir, but I have some money right here, and I'm a skilled artisan if it isn't enough to buy me passage." He lifts up a paw holding a platinum and an electrum coin. He probably doesn't even know what he's holding given his obvious blindness.
Mound’s voice is warm. “That coin is more than enough.” He takes the platinum and passes the electrum back to the ferret monster. “Welcome aboard the Bloody Barnacle. I do hope you enjoy your stay.”
*This interaction is far enough away from the wheel to be unaffected by the cannonball.*
*Awesome, since ferret man would almost certainly have disadvantage*
The monster nods and puts the coin in his pocket, takes a swig from his strangely-shaped flask, and begins to ascend the rope, his spice cake roll dog under his arm. The dog is holding a large jar of black fly honey in its mouth, tail wagging happily. "I would offer you some spiced flymead, but the... empire, I think, ransacked us."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Awesome, since ferret man would almost certainly have disadvantage*
The monster nods and puts the coin in his pocket, takes a swig from his strangely-shaped flask, and begins to ascend the rope, his spice cake roll dog under his arm. The dog is holding a large jar of black fly honey in its mouth, tail wagging happily. "I would offer you some spiced flymead, but the... empire, I think, ransacked us."
“Not a problem. What’s in that flask? I’m only asking out of curiosity.”
A plump gnome strides to the prow of his ship, carrying a large steel megaphone-like device.
The green fire is spreading, catching on to the wood quicker than any ordinary flames.
One of the Kuo Toa, the Archpriest, rises to the surface of the sea and summons a jet of water at the flames in an attempt to put it out.
The water does nothing. In fact, the flames seem to burn brighter. An Arcana check can help determine its properties.
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The god larva recognizes the flames and the Captain’s reaction to them. It’s Greek Fire, pioneered by the Eastern Roman Empire from the seventh to fourteenth centuries. Outlawed by the Empire due to the undead’a susceptibility to burns. The only ways to put it out were with sand or strong vinegar, but of course that was hundreds of years ago — things could certainly have changed since the larva’s previous experiences.
*Awesome, since ferret man would almost certainly have disadvantage*
The monster nods and puts the coin in his pocket, takes a swig from his strangely-shaped flask, and begins to ascend the rope, his spice cake roll dog under his arm. The dog is holding a large jar of black fly honey in its mouth, tail wagging happily. "I would offer you some spiced flymead, but the... empire, I think, ransacked us."
“Not a problem. What’s in that flask? I’m only asking out of curiosity.”
"It's a special tea we make. Most creatures can't stand the stuff, and supernatural beings can sense it on you. My body has been changed by magic, so it tastes just great to me. Already suffered the full brunt of the side-effects these spices can do, anyway." He taps his blindfold.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The ferret monster sniffs the air. "I think I might recognize that smell..."
Arcana: 22
The ferret monster likewise recognizes the substance. It also remembers one other detail — Greek Fire can be extinguished with both exceptionally strong liquor and with the blood of a celestial.
*Awesome, since ferret man would almost certainly have disadvantage*
The monster nods and puts the coin in his pocket, takes a swig from his strangely-shaped flask, and begins to ascend the rope, his spice cake roll dog under his arm. The dog is holding a large jar of black fly honey in its mouth, tail wagging happily. "I would offer you some spiced flymead, but the... empire, I think, ransacked us."
“Not a problem. What’s in that flask? I’m only asking out of curiosity.”
"It's a special tea we make. Most creatures can't stand the stuff, and supernatural beings can sense it on you. My body has been changed by magic, so it tastes just great to me. Already suffered the full brunt of the side-effects these spices can do, anyway." He taps his blindfold.
“Interesting. I wonder if a Koralline could stomach something like that.”
The ferret monster sniffs the air. "I think I might recognize that smell..."
Arcana: 22
The ferret monster likewise recognizes the substance. It also remembers one other detail — Greek Fire can be extinguished with both exceptionally strong liquor and with the blood of a celestial.
*if only the larva got a bit higher on their check-… they’re a celestial*
The ferret monster sniffs the air. "I think I might recognize that smell..."
Arcana: 22
The ferret monster likewise recognizes the substance. It also remembers one other detail — Greek Fire can be extinguished with both exceptionally strong liquor and with the blood of a celestial.
Liquor? I have 9 barrels of super strong whisky in the hull! they have a symbol on them of a snake around a devils trident go get them!" burdurxa yells before take off with monk(dont know character's name)
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
The ship is still on fire, and it’s spreading rapidly.
*Round 1. No direct combat yet, but creatures can take turns trying to figure out how to dispel the flames. By round 10 the ship will be unsalvageable, by round 15 completely sunk.*
The ferret monster sniffs the air. "I think I might recognize that smell..."
Arcana: 22
The ferret monster likewise recognizes the substance. It also remembers one other detail — Greek Fire can be extinguished with both exceptionally strong liquor and with the blood of a celestial.
Liquor? I have 9 barrels of super strong whisky in the hull! they have a symbol on them of a snake around a devils trident go get them!" burdurxa yells before take off with monk(dont know character's name)
Xi
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
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*Awesome, since ferret man would almost certainly have disadvantage*
The monster nods and puts the coin in his pocket, takes a swig from his strangely-shaped flask, and begins to ascend the rope, his spice cake roll dog under his arm. The dog is holding a large jar of black fly honey in its mouth, tail wagging happily. "I would offer you some spiced flymead, but the... empire, I think, ransacked us."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Xi rolls his eyes at the pirates. “Seriously, again?”
initiative 9
Edit: it’s showing me a ‘manipulated dice’ so I’m going to roll a physical die instead physical die 15
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The water does nothing. In fact, the flames seem to burn brighter. An Arcana check can help determine its properties.
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“Not a problem. What’s in that flask? I’m only asking out of curiosity.”
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The ferret monster sniffs the air. "I think I might recognize that smell..."
Arcana: 18
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"alright monks are great no one else has rolled so wanna do a combo move?"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The god larva recognizes the flames and the Captain’s reaction to them. It’s Greek Fire, pioneered by the Eastern Roman Empire from the seventh to fourteenth centuries. Outlawed by the Empire due to the undead’a susceptibility to burns. The only ways to put it out were with sand or strong vinegar, but of course that was hundreds of years ago — things could certainly have changed since the larva’s previous experiences.
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"It's a special tea we make. Most creatures can't stand the stuff, and supernatural beings can sense it on you. My body has been changed by magic, so it tastes just great to me. Already suffered the full brunt of the side-effects these spices can do, anyway." He taps his blindfold.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The ferret monster likewise recognizes the substance. It also remembers one other detail — Greek Fire can be extinguished with both exceptionally strong liquor and with the blood of a celestial.
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Sure
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
I cast control flames and put out the fire on the captain. (greek fire is not magical right?)
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“Interesting. I wonder if a Koralline could stomach something like that.”
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what class are you?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*if only the larva got a bit higher on their check-… they’re a celestial*
Abberant sorcerer
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Yeah. It’s a chemical substance, not a magical one.*
The fire on the Captain goes out. He’s suffered severe burns and his prized hat is in rags, but it looks like he’ll be okay.
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Liquor? I have 9 barrels of super strong whisky in the hull! they have a symbol on them of a snake around a devils trident go get them!" burdurxa yells before take off with monk(dont know character's name)
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The ship is still on fire, and it’s spreading rapidly.
*Round 1. No direct combat yet, but creatures can take turns trying to figure out how to dispel the flames. By round 10 the ship will be unsalvageable, by round 15 completely sunk.*
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Xi
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor