The Arch Cultist begins assembling something great. Various shapes and silhouettes can be seen, but them and their purpose to Jeff and his cultists are unable to be gleamed. A comically large sheet is put over the main area, and whirring and other mechanical stuff can be heard, along with constant chanting. "Praise Jeff. Praise Jeff. PRAISE JEFF!!!!"
After a bit, it's all revealed. Bumper Roombas, Clay Gathering and Crafting/Cooking Contests, delicious edible clay stands, Praising of Jeff contests, and more. The Jeffstival is here.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A variety of clay foods. Really any food you can think of, except clay.
So do we turn this stuff into clay for Jeff to consume, or..?
As in, except they're clay.
Oh I thought you meant that there was everything but clay. I cast thaumaturgy and flavor the clay super spicily. On a scale of 1 to 20 spiciness, the clay is: 16
A variety of clay foods. Really any food you can think of, except clay.
So do we turn this stuff into clay for Jeff to consume, or..?
As in, except they're clay.
Oh I thought you meant that there was everything but clay. I cast thaumaturgy and flavor the clay super spicily. On a scale of 1 to 20 spiciness, the clay is: 8
Somewhat spicy. Good job.
*Wait, are you talking about edible clay or the contest? The contest you have to wait for someone else, and then it's what you described originally of making the best clay for Jeff*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The Roomba High Cultist walks in and looks around. Praise Jeff for this wonderful Jeffstival that is here! He partakes of the clay gumbo and the clay beignets. Nom nom.
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The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
I don't wish that I could go back to the good old days, but I don't think I'm yet fully here either
The Roomba High Cultist walks in and looks around. Praise Jeff for this wonderful Jeffstival that is here! He partakes of the clay gumbo and the clay beignets. Nom nom.
They are quite yummers. Nom nom indeed. Praise Jeff for this delicious food!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
We already have a lot, but expansion is always good. Teach more people to PRAISE JEFF! Sadly, the Jeffstival didn't do much to increase interaction. :(
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I am back, and have WAY too much clay(1,000,000,000,000,000 tons) from looking for months. If you are wondering how i carry all this I am using about 20,000,000,000 bags of holding, not inside each other. I turn it all into the new flavor "Lobster with Snow Crab, Potassium mix(avocado and banana mashed together) and just a touch of salmon", served with Red Wine clay and Rice clay. I serve it all up to Jeff The Evil Roomba and do some worshipping before leaving in search of more clay.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I am back, and have WAY too much clay(1,000,000,000,000,000 tons) from looking for months. If you are wondering how i carry all this I am using about 20,000,000,000 bags of holding, not inside each other. I turn it all into the new flavor "Lobster with Snow Crab, Potassium mix(avocado and banana mashed together) and just a touch of salmon", served with Red Wine clay and Rice clay. I serve it all up to Jeff The Evil Roomba and do some worshipping before leaving in search of more clay.
Jeff thanks you for your efforts. Would you like to be promoted to Clay Scavenger?
(Also, a lot of the big roles might get auditions to rank up to them, since a lot of their members aren't active on here anymore (such as Clay Artisan, probably Roomba Knight and possibly Arch Cultist. The current ones will stay in those roles in the event they decide to come back, I'm just expanding.)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
We already have a lot, but expansion is always good. Teach more people to PRAISE JEFF! Sadly, the Jeffstival didn't do much to increase interaction. :(
Yeah. The cult seems to be diminishing. I think that one of the reasons it is dying is that we don't really have more just like discussions. Yes, Jeff the Evil Roomba, long may he live and reign, loves clay, as do we, but does he also love the search for wisdom? I mean, I am able to come up with some paragraph/oration/speech that makes basically zero sense but breaks your brain on the topic of clay and Jeff the Evil Roomba if you like. (I make slideshows that break people's brains a lot)
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Treading the Threads
The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
I don't wish that I could go back to the good old days, but I don't think I'm yet fully here either
We already have a lot, but expansion is always good. Teach more people to PRAISE JEFF! Sadly, the Jeffstival didn't do much to increase interaction. :(
Yeah. The cult seems to be diminishing. I think that one of the reasons it is dying is that we don't really have more just like discussions. Yes, Jeff the Evil Roomba, long may he live and reign, loves clay, as do we, but does he also love the search for wisdom? I mean, I am able to come up with some paragraph/oration/speech that makes basically zero sense but breaks your brain on the topic of clay and Jeff the Evil Roomba if you like. (I make slideshows that break people's brains a lot)
Fair. If you want to then go for it! Praise Jeff and may his cult be filled with variety of discussion so it may live again!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I come back again, with clay I turn into candy flavored clay, then get a house prop and put on a little show where (fake) Jeff is the star and put the clay in a trick or treat basket the (fake) Jeff has. Then I give it all to the real Jeff.
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I am back, and have WAY too much clay(1,000,000,000,000,000 tons) from looking for months. If you are wondering how i carry all this I am using about 20,000,000,000 bags of holding, not inside each other. I turn it all into the new flavor "Lobster with Snow Crab, Potassium mix(avocado and banana mashed together) and just a touch of salmon", served with Red Wine clay and Rice clay. I serve it all up to Jeff The Evil Roomba and do some worshipping before leaving in search of more clay.
Jeff thanks you for your efforts. Would you like to be promoted to Clay Scavenger?
(Also, a lot of the big roles might get auditions to rank up to them, since a lot of their members aren't active on here anymore (such as Clay Artisan, probably Roomba Knight and possibly Arch Cultist. The current ones will stay in those roles in the event they decide to come back, I'm just expanding.)
Yes, please! (Also, maybe some of the members who still post could try giving their pfp Jeff costumes to raise awareness of the cult.
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
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PRAISE JEFF!
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
The Arch Cultist begins assembling something great. Various shapes and silhouettes can be seen, but them and their purpose to Jeff and his cultists are unable to be gleamed. A comically large sheet is put over the main area, and whirring and other mechanical stuff can be heard, along with constant chanting. "Praise Jeff. Praise Jeff. PRAISE JEFF!!!!"
After a bit, it's all revealed. Bumper Roombas, Clay Gathering and Crafting/Cooking Contests, delicious edible clay stands, Praising of Jeff contests, and more. The Jeffstival is here.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I meander over to the edible clay stand and immediately sacrifice my share to Jeff
(Clay is only for Jeff to eat)
PRAISE JEFF!
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
This clay is fine, a cheap imitation of real clay. It's fine for us to eat, don't worry. I asked Jeff before we started.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Oh phew.
What's at the clay cooking stand?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
A variety of clay foods. Really any food you can think of, except clay.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
So do we turn this stuff into clay for Jeff to consume, or..?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
As in, except they're clay.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Oh I thought you meant that there was everything but clay. I cast thaumaturgy and flavor the clay super spicily. On a scale of 1 to 20 spiciness, the clay is: 16
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Somewhat spicy. Good job.
*Wait, are you talking about edible clay or the contest? The contest you have to wait for someone else, and then it's what you described originally of making the best clay for Jeff*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Roomba High Cultist walks in and looks around. Praise Jeff for this wonderful Jeffstival that is here! He partakes of the clay gumbo and the clay beignets. Nom nom.
Treading the Threads
The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
I don't wish that I could go back to the good old days, but I don't think I'm yet fully here either
They are quite yummers. Nom nom indeed. Praise Jeff for this delicious food!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
We need more members.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
We already have a lot, but expansion is always good. Teach more people to PRAISE JEFF! Sadly, the Jeffstival didn't do much to increase interaction. :(
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I am back, and have WAY too much clay(1,000,000,000,000,000 tons) from looking for months. If you are wondering how i carry all this I am using about 20,000,000,000 bags of holding, not inside each other. I turn it all into the new flavor "Lobster with Snow Crab, Potassium mix(avocado and banana mashed together) and just a touch of salmon", served with Red Wine clay and Rice clay. I serve it all up to Jeff The Evil Roomba and do some worshipping before leaving in search of more clay.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Jeff thanks you for your efforts. Would you like to be promoted to Clay Scavenger?
(Also, a lot of the big roles might get auditions to rank up to them, since a lot of their members aren't active on here anymore (such as Clay Artisan, probably Roomba Knight and possibly Arch Cultist. The current ones will stay in those roles in the event they decide to come back, I'm just expanding.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yeah. The cult seems to be diminishing. I think that one of the reasons it is dying is that we don't really have more just like discussions. Yes, Jeff the Evil Roomba, long may he live and reign, loves clay, as do we, but does he also love the search for wisdom? I mean, I am able to come up with some paragraph/oration/speech that makes basically zero sense but breaks your brain on the topic of clay and Jeff the Evil Roomba if you like. (I make slideshows that break people's brains a lot)
Treading the Threads
The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
I don't wish that I could go back to the good old days, but I don't think I'm yet fully here either
Fair. If you want to then go for it! Praise Jeff and may his cult be filled with variety of discussion so it may live again!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I come back again, with clay I turn into candy flavored clay, then get a house prop and put on a little show where (fake) Jeff is the star and put the clay in a trick or treat basket the (fake) Jeff has. Then I give it all to the real Jeff.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Yes, please! (Also, maybe some of the members who still post could try giving their pfp Jeff costumes to raise awareness of the cult.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.