Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult

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Okay. Hope it comes easy! I often end up getting writer's block with this kind of stuff.

Thanks!

Idea: Jeff Homebrew Competition-Winner becomes the Chief Jeff Homebrewer

"May the odds be ever in your favor."

We would have to check with Gibber first, but the cult needs some excitement.

Ooh, maybe we could both make characters for the cult (or just use any you already have), and they could have a rivalry where they're trying to get known as the best Jeff 'Coffee' maker!

*Homebrew. I doubt I need to explain my stupid joke.*

Ooh

Wait. Why would a Roomba be interested in coffee? I'm not sure I really thought that through...

lolllllllll

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Ooh, maybe we could both make characters for the cult (or just use any you already have), and they could have a rivalry where they're trying to get known as the best Jeff 'Coffee' maker!

*Homebrew. I doubt I need to explain my stupid joke.*

Ooh

Wait. Why would a Roomba be interested in coffee? I'm not sure I really thought that through...

lolllllllll

Maybe this is why my mom keeps telling me I need to slow down and think before I speak.

No thinking.

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Ooh

Wait. Why would a Roomba be interested in coffee? I'm not sure I really thought that through...

lolllllllll

Maybe this is why my mom keeps telling me I need to slow down and think before I speak.

No thinking.

"I've been thinking..." "That's dangerous." - So many movies

BAD THINKING AXOLOTL

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I made the Roomba familiar!

Awesome!

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I LOVE IT

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No thinking.

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BAD THINKING AXOLOTL

Well, now that's just rude. Give me some respect, I'm a professional failure.

Me too. Let’s be professional failures together.

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I LOVE IT

Thanks! I used an AI generated image for the picture, since I've never seen a Roomba before. It was fun to make, and the idea of this following someone around is incredibly fun.

I could draw ya some stuff. I’m still learning though.

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I made the Roomba familiar!

Cool! Jeff is CR 31 though .

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I made the Roomba familiar!

Cool! Jeff is CR 31 though .

The familiar should be fairly weak.

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I made the Roomba familiar!

Cool! Jeff is CR 31 though .

The familiar should be fairly weak.

Yeah of course.

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I made a spell called Clay Blast which is basically a random clay hand smacking someone in the face or smacking them in the leg to trip them over.

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I made a spell called Clay Blast which is basically a random clay hand smacking someone in the face or smacking them in the leg to trip them over.

Oh my goodness it's an angry Mage Hand made of clay :)

Yep! Except it can take any form you want, not just a hand. It can turn into a sledgehammer.

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I made a spell called Clay Blast which is basically a random clay hand smacking someone in the face or smacking them in the leg to trip them over.

Oh my goodness it's an angry Mage Hand made of clay :)

Yep! Except it can take any form you want, not just a hand. It can turn into a sledgehammer.

"I will kill you all!" Declares the BBEG

"I CAST... Clay blast!" Declares the 'interesting' player.

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