Okay. Hope it comes easy! I often end up getting writer's block with this kind of stuff.
Thanks!
Idea: Jeff Homebrew Competition-Winner becomes the Chief Jeff Homebrewer
"May the odds be ever in your favor."
We would have to check with Gibber first, but the cult needs some excitement.
Ooh, maybe we could both make characters for the cult (or just use any you already have), and they could have a rivalry where they're trying to get known as the best Jeff 'Coffee' maker!
*Homebrew. I doubt I need to explain my stupid joke.*
Ooh
Wait. Why would a Roomba be interested in coffee? I'm not sure I really thought that through...
lolllllllll
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Ooh, maybe we could both make characters for the cult (or just use any you already have), and they could have a rivalry where they're trying to get known as the best Jeff 'Coffee' maker!
*Homebrew. I doubt I need to explain my stupid joke.*
Ooh
Wait. Why would a Roomba be interested in coffee? I'm not sure I really thought that through...
lolllllllll
Maybe this is why my mom keeps telling me I need to slow down and think before I speak.
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Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Ooh, maybe we could both make characters for the cult (or just use any you already have), and they could have a rivalry where they're trying to get known as the best Jeff 'Coffee' maker!
*Homebrew. I doubt I need to explain my stupid joke.*
Ooh
Wait. Why would a Roomba be interested in coffee? I'm not sure I really thought that through...
lolllllllll
Maybe this is why my mom keeps telling me I need to slow down and think before I speak.
No thinking.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Thanks! I used an AI generated image for the picture, since I've never seen a Roomba before. It was fun to make, and the idea of this following someone around is incredibly fun.
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Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Thanks! I used an AI generated image for the picture, since I've never seen a Roomba before. It was fun to make, and the idea of this following someone around is incredibly fun.
I could draw ya some stuff. I’m still learning though.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
lolllllllll
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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Maybe this is why my mom keeps telling me I need to slow down and think before I speak.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
No thinking.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"I've been thinking..." "That's dangerous." - So many movies
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
BAD THINKING AXOLOTL
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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I made the Roomba familiar!
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Awesome!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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Well, now that's just rude. Give me some respect, I'm a professional failure.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
I LOVE IT
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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Me too. Let’s be professional failures together.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Thanks! I used an AI generated image for the picture, since I've never seen a Roomba before. It was fun to make, and the idea of this following someone around is incredibly fun.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
I could draw ya some stuff. I’m still learning though.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Cool! Jeff is CR 31 though .
The familiar should be fairly weak.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Yeah of course.
I actually didn't even think to look at he Jeff statblock for inspiration. Whoops!
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
I made a spell called Clay Blast which is basically a random clay hand smacking someone in the face or smacking them in the leg to trip them over.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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Oh my goodness it's an angry Mage Hand made of clay :)
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Yep! Except it can take any form you want, not just a hand. It can turn into a sledgehammer.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"I will kill you all!" Declares the BBEG
"I CAST... Clay blast!" Declares the 'interesting' player.