Well, we could start by twisting the wishes with clay, then roombas, and then... Jeff himself! Uncertain of the particulars, just thought it could be fun.
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Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
No! This cult hath nearly departed from this mortal coil! We must not allow this!
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate; but you can just call me They/Them I am a young teenage boy. I have Insomnia, ADHD, Depression (Maybe), and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+ [roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate; but you can just call me They/Them I am a young teenage boy. I have Insomnia, ADHD, Depression (Maybe), and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+ [roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Welcome young adventurer to the almighty cult of Jeff! Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult is the most powerful cult in DDB, practically a religion at this point! I am but a mere servant of Jeff but I seek to one day rise the ranks in this magnificent place! If you wish to join, you are free to, If you do not... Well... Anyway, we have great benefits such as being able to see Jeff! We hope you join us, and always remember, praise Jeff!
*I'm Ash, nice to see a new account on the forums.*
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
"I shall spread the religion to all of my acquaintances and praise Jeff every day until I have earned the right to rise to the highest possible rank acquirable!"
--Jeremy the job jibbler.
Don't. Question. His. Title.
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"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
"I shall spread the religion to all of my acquaintances and praise Jeff every day until I have earned the right to rise to the highest possible rank acquirable!"
--Jeremy the job jibbler.
Don't. Question. His. Title.
“That is also my quest friend! Let us achieve this goal in the name of Jeff!”
"I shall spread the religion to all of my acquaintances and praise Jeff every day until I have earned the right to rise to the highest possible rank acquirable!"
--Jeremy the job jibbler.
Don't. Question. His. Title.
Praise Jeff!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate; but you can just call me They/Them I am a young teenage boy. I have Insomnia, ADHD, Depression (Maybe), and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+ [roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Of course! Who would we be as a cult if we didn't indoctrinate new members? You need to ask Gibber to be official, as he is the only one who can edit the OP to include you, but yes, you are always welcome!
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Yesss... *Evil laughter ha ha ha*
Wait what would we do on there exactly?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Well, we could start by twisting the wishes with clay, then roombas, and then... Jeff himself! Uncertain of the particulars, just thought it could be fun.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
Bye fellow Jeffians. I have posted that I am departing from ddb and my reasons. Farewell.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
No! This cult hath nearly departed from this mortal coil! We must not allow this!
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
WHAT IS THIS???
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate; but you can just call me They/Them
I am a young teenage boy. I have Insomnia, ADHD, Depression (Maybe), and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+
[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
It's a cult. Duh.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My cult kinda died
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Oh
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate; but you can just call me They/Them
I am a young teenage boy. I have Insomnia, ADHD, Depression (Maybe), and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+
[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Welcome young adventurer to the almighty cult of Jeff! Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult is the most powerful cult in DDB, practically a religion at this point! I am but a mere servant of Jeff but I seek to one day rise the ranks in this magnificent place! If you wish to join, you are free to, If you do not... Well... Anyway, we have great benefits such as being able to see Jeff! We hope you join us, and always remember, praise Jeff!
*I'm Ash, nice to see a new account on the forums.*
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
"I shall spread the religion to all of my acquaintances and praise Jeff every day until I have earned the right to rise to the highest possible rank acquirable!"
--Jeremy the job jibbler.
Don't. Question. His. Title.
"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
“That is also my quest friend! Let us achieve this goal in the name of Jeff!”
Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
JEFF may i join?
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate; but you can just call me They/Them
I am a young teenage boy. I have Insomnia, ADHD, Depression (Maybe), and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+
[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Of course! Who would we be as a cult if we didn't indoctrinate new members? You need to ask Gibber to be official, as he is the only one who can edit the OP to include you, but yes, you are always welcome!
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
I forgot this existed tbh
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
NO! BLASPHEMY!
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR SENIOR ABOUT BLASPHEMY
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
Also gibber shouldn't science boy's name be deleted since he is banned or whatever
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
UMM I JOINED DDB BEFORE YOU
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig