Well, we could start by twisting the wishes with clay, then roombas, and then... Jeff himself! Uncertain of the particulars, just thought it could be fun.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
No! This cult hath nearly departed from this mortal coil! We must not allow this!
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Welcome young adventurer to the almighty cult of Jeff! Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult is the most powerful cult in DDB, practically a religion at this point! I am but a mere servant of Jeff but I seek to one day rise the ranks in this magnificent place! If you wish to join, you are free to, If you do not... Well... Anyway, we have great benefits such as being able to see Jeff! We hope you join us, and always remember, praise Jeff!
*I'm Ash, nice to see a new account on the forums.*
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
"I shall spread the religion to all of my acquaintances and praise Jeff every day until I have earned the right to rise to the highest possible rank acquirable!"
--Jeremy the job jibbler.
Don't. Question. His. Title.
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"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
Proud advocate of hands being rated E for everything and everyone.
"I shall spread the religion to all of my acquaintances and praise Jeff every day until I have earned the right to rise to the highest possible rank acquirable!"
--Jeremy the job jibbler.
Don't. Question. His. Title.
“That is also my quest friend! Let us achieve this goal in the name of Jeff!”
"I shall spread the religion to all of my acquaintances and praise Jeff every day until I have earned the right to rise to the highest possible rank acquirable!"
--Jeremy the job jibbler.
Don't. Question. His. Title.
Praise Jeff!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Of course! Who would we be as a cult if we didn't indoctrinate new members? You need to ask Gibber to be official, as he is the only one who can edit the OP to include you, but yes, you are always welcome!
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Yesss... *Evil laughter ha ha ha*
Wait what would we do on there exactly?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Well, we could start by twisting the wishes with clay, then roombas, and then... Jeff himself! Uncertain of the particulars, just thought it could be fun.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Bye fellow Jeffians. I have posted that I am departing from ddb and my reasons. Farewell.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
No! This cult hath nearly departed from this mortal coil! We must not allow this!
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
WHAT IS THIS???
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
It's a cult. Duh.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
My cult kinda died
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Oh
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Welcome young adventurer to the almighty cult of Jeff! Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult is the most powerful cult in DDB, practically a religion at this point! I am but a mere servant of Jeff but I seek to one day rise the ranks in this magnificent place! If you wish to join, you are free to, If you do not... Well... Anyway, we have great benefits such as being able to see Jeff! We hope you join us, and always remember, praise Jeff!
*I'm Ash, nice to see a new account on the forums.*
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
"I shall spread the religion to all of my acquaintances and praise Jeff every day until I have earned the right to rise to the highest possible rank acquirable!"
--Jeremy the job jibbler.
Don't. Question. His. Title.
"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
Proud advocate of hands being rated E for everything and everyone.
“That is also my quest friend! Let us achieve this goal in the name of Jeff!”
Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
JEFF may i join?
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Of course! Who would we be as a cult if we didn't indoctrinate new members? You need to ask Gibber to be official, as he is the only one who can edit the OP to include you, but yes, you are always welcome!
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
I forgot this existed tbh
NO! BLASPHEMY!
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR SENIOR ABOUT BLASPHEMY
Also gibber shouldn't science boy's name be deleted since he is banned or whatever
UMM I JOINED DDB BEFORE YOU
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig