fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Jeff has bestowed upon thou a great honor, you who are casting this quintessent of magick. Jeff knows thy name, and thinks highly of thou, for thou art a GREAT one in Jeff's service.
When thou castest this spell...Jeff shall decide your fate.
If Jeff decideth that thou art "Good", Jeff shall send a miracle. (stat blocks to be made). If Jeff believeth that thou art "Bad", Jeff shall smite thou where thou standest!
Miracles (roll a d4):
1. Avalanche of Clay. Jeff sends a Clay avalanche, as the name suggests. Clay erupts around your enemies, and each visible enemy takes 40d8 bludgeoning damage. 2. Roomba Cleansing. Jeff sends down a mighty wind to cleanse your foes. Only affecting hostile creatures, it blows all creatures of size Huge or smaller to another plane of existence, and all larger creatures take 100 bludgeoning damage and must succeed on a DC 27 Strength saving throw or be blown to another plane as well. 3. Belly of the Roomba. Jeff sends a wrathful flame to curse your enemies. All creatures that have attacked you at one point upon the same plane as you must succeed on a DC 27 Dexterity saving throw or take 40d6 fire damage and be marked as an enemy of Jeff --- meaning Jeff's servants and aspect will attack on sight. They may try to escape from the flame by making another saving throw on each of their turns, but, on a failure, they take 20d6 fire damage for attempting to stop the curse. 4. Aspect of Jeff. Jeff's most vengeful miracle. This summons an Aspect of Jeff (stat block to be made), which follows Jeff's commands [usually destroying Jeff's enemies and protecting cultists of Jeff]. This is dispelled when Jeff declares it so.)
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
MY FELLOW CULTIST THE BELLS TOLL FOR THE END, LET US APPRECIATE THE HARD WORK AND EFFORT MADE BY ALL IN THIS CONTEST THAT DISPLAYS OUR FAITH IN THE ALMIGHTY BEING KNOWN AS JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Alright, contest ends today so get submissions in before midnight (if anyone has any last minute entries get them in now). I'll make the form tomorrow, I need to decide if it's a Google form or another thread or just commenting on submissions to rate them...
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Agree. If it's a form, definitely no email requirement.
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
If it's a form, someone else will have to make it.
If it's another thread, I can make one myself or someone else can make it it doesn't really matter
I suggest a Thread, and if you agree, then you can make it, mostly because I have to leave soon
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Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
IT'S JEFFING TIME
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
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What are you jeffing?
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
cats
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
Extended sig
WHAT?????
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
What what?
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
Extended sig
Wait, are we protecting the cats?
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
My submission, friends! Working on the Aspect of Jeff stat block still, but 'tis fine!
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/3125373-power-word-jeff-jeff-brewing-contest
(Details:
*Please, play Also Sprach Zarathustra here!*
Jeff has bestowed upon thou a great honor, you who are casting this quintessent of magick. Jeff knows thy name, and thinks highly of thou, for thou art a GREAT one in Jeff's service.
When thou castest this spell...Jeff shall decide your fate.
If Jeff decideth that thou art "Good", Jeff shall send a miracle. (stat blocks to be made). If Jeff believeth that thou art "Bad", Jeff shall smite thou where thou standest!
Miracles (roll a d4):
1. Avalanche of Clay.
Jeff sends a Clay avalanche, as the name suggests. Clay erupts around your enemies, and each visible enemy takes 40d8 bludgeoning damage.
2. Roomba Cleansing.
Jeff sends down a mighty wind to cleanse your foes. Only affecting hostile creatures, it blows all creatures of size Huge or smaller to another plane of existence, and all larger creatures take 100 bludgeoning damage and must succeed on a DC 27 Strength saving throw or be blown to another plane as well.
3. Belly of the Roomba.
Jeff sends a wrathful flame to curse your enemies. All creatures that have attacked you at one point upon the same plane as you must succeed on a DC 27 Dexterity saving throw or take 40d6 fire damage and be marked as an enemy of Jeff --- meaning Jeff's servants and aspect will attack on sight. They may try to escape from the flame by making another saving throw on each of their turns, but, on a failure, they take 20d6 fire damage for attempting to stop the curse.
4. Aspect of Jeff.
Jeff's most vengeful miracle. This summons an Aspect of Jeff (stat block to be made), which follows Jeff's commands [usually destroying Jeff's enemies and protecting cultists of Jeff]. This is dispelled when Jeff declares it so.)
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Two days left!
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
MY FELLOW CULTIST THE BELLS TOLL FOR THE END, LET US APPRECIATE THE HARD WORK AND EFFORT MADE BY ALL IN THIS CONTEST THAT DISPLAYS OUR FAITH IN THE ALMIGHTY BEING KNOWN AS JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
YEAH
PRAISE JEFF
WE SHALL HOLD THE ENDING TOMORROW
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Alright, contest ends today so get submissions in before midnight (if anyone has any last minute entries get them in now). I'll make the form tomorrow, I need to decide if it's a Google form or another thread or just commenting on submissions to rate them...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I would go with another thread
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Agree. If it's a form, definitely no email requirement.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Yeah
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
If it's a form, someone else will have to make it.
If it's another thread, I can make one myself or someone else can make it it doesn't really matter
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I suggest a Thread, and if you agree, then you can make it, mostly because I have to leave soon
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Cool. If I can get back on the computer, I’ll make one.
And a PRAISE JEFF to you as well! Merry Jeffmas!
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
If you want to do it, then I can PM you with all the formatting stuff/how it'll work
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Okay!
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Though the contest is over we can still… HAIL JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!